Originally posted by SBTlauien
Now you need to go buy a better keyboard, take it out of the box, place the shit one you stole back into the box, and return it. Keep the batteries too.
How many felonies do you have on your record?
Either you scam today or today scams you.
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Originally posted by Sudo
Inshallah, I'm working on it. I pray your pantry remains full and your ketchup bottle never depletes to the sound of a queef when squeezed
If you had any idea how much Lanny likes ketchup you’d know that’s a hard prayer request to fulfill. Many blessings.
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That moment when you try to get into a car to do a deal and it takes you like 60 sec to get seated bc youre trying to maintain concealment of somehing the size of a hair dryer in your waistband. Shits like a comedy skit.
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Originally posted by Sudo
It's about taste not about saliva. I'm sitting here trying to force down this huge plate of perpgies, hash browns and carrots and I've got a Lil bitta honey must and nothing else
I pray you find a good woman that fully stocks your pantry with plenty of condiments and Halal goods and sucks your dick 3 times a day.
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Originally posted by Sudo
My uncles cousins swim coaches pet hamsters ghosts scullery maids daughters friends social media coordinator has a ruger super Blackhawk which spits fo fo mags and kicks like a mule. There's a video of that based grandpa Hickok47 or whatever letting it off and it's pretty funny.
All I want in the world is for more people to reject modernity…he typed from his cellular telephone
Thats what i used to carry on da skreetz lol.
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You were supposed to be the chosen one, America. Shining city on the hill, bastion of liberty and all that. Look at you now, just look at the absolute fucking state.
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“Under my plan, all Floridians will be able to shoot FBI, IRS, ATF, and all other federal troops on sight,” Miguel wrote in his tweet, which was screencapped by Miami-based filmmaker Billy Corben. “Let freedom ring.”
guy got banned for advocating for policy enshrining personal sovereignty over federal enforcement. he didn't tell anyone to commit a crime, he simply outlined his policies.
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Originally posted by Sudo
Reminds me of this Belarusian ex con kickboxer who did a tattoo on me and invited me to join his soviet Christian militia. He went on alot about how I should condition my body by tapping it with stones then brought one out and handed it to me and I said "cool, can I have it?" And he was like "NO! Is my stone." Core exercises are so important, I really should do some simple stuff to make sure my weak points don't degenerate. That book sounds poignant now and it's pretty cool a video game streamer pushed it on his audience. Some probably read it because of his recommendation
did you actually look into who he was? he started a 'fascist' student group, then went to a military base and tried to convince the soldiers there to reject modernity and return to the Emperor. when it didn't work he did a sudoku. pretty cool guy.
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On occasion, I glance at my user title, and I am reminded that I shit my pants, and not only do I shit my pants, but I do so in new, unusual, and experimental ways. That does often make me suicidal. So you know maybe we should take that into consideration. Or maybe we shouldn’t.
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Ask the people is the worst advice you could've given me, even worse than two days ago when i called Sudo from the store for dinner advice and he couldn't understand that TARGET doesn't have gator and crawdads
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Originally posted by Sudo
But ya I'd meet up with anyone on this website and see where it goes.
Would you do lines of speed and wax philosophical with me all night? If you wanna make it extra gay we could do exactly the same but in a little peddle boat for two shaped like a swan on a lake somewhere.
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The only reason you're able to say such insulting things about me Speedy Parker is because I am honest with this forum and open up about both my successes and my failures.
Where as you cherry pick the things you tell others so that you're portrayed in the best possible light when in reality you're a total absolute failure and going to die soon
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