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2022-08-23 at 5:57 PM UTC in Why do so many whitesif you're just doubling down you should really stop and just be a genuine person for once in your life.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-23 at 5:09 PM UTC in SCHIZOPHRENIA COMPASSyeah you're in the next batch, it's 3am
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2022-08-23 at 5 PM UTC in SCHIZOPHRENIA COMPASS
I have a bunch of people I haven't done yet, I'll update later
bradley
The Shapeshifter (4,1). Unstoppable, indestructable, lives only to FUCK and doesn't care what he penetrates. You won't be able to tell he isn't human unless you get close enough, at which point it's too late. Even his penis was crafted to do maximum damage to its target.
bummy_mofo
The Hotep (6,5). Heir to a lineage of nigger-God-kings. Will one day unite the tribes of Africa to drive the J'ews out of Jerusalem, where he'll take his rightful throne at what was once the Temple Mount.
candy
True Crime Fetishist (6,4). She has a secret shoebox containing correspondence with Ed Kemper and Richard Ramirez. One day she'll collect enough nipples for a belt of her own.
donttellem
The Madman (4,4). I honestly don't know what she's talking about most of the time.
fonaplats
Baron of the Rats (6,3). Because rats don't have drunk Mexican neighbours, and they don't constantly bitch at you about groceries or auto work or why there's Flex Seal everywhere. When your house floods, there are always friends under the overpass.
frala
The Cherubim(2,1). Was once a person, but was forcibly 'ascended' and now only exists to serve Lanny and annoy everyone else.
jigaboo
The Program Manager (5,3). Wanted a regular job as a middle-manager, somehow got put in charge of Remote Viewing. One day one of his students let slip that they saw his wife cheating on him and he promptly divorced her. The kids became enamored with the power they had over him and went on to ruin every one of his subsequent marriages. It would later come out that the Remote Viewing project was a total failure and that they had a success rate far lower than they should have through chance alone.
kafka
The Joyful Goetist (4,3), The Victorian (3,4). Hedonism and vanity put her in contact with entities who promised 'experience beyond limits' like in Hellraiser, but once she sent them topless photos they never responded to her summons again.
lanny
The Azathoth (The Demiurge)(1,1), Gangster Computer God (7,1). Created a world just to spite it, laughs as it tears itself apart again and again. Every now and then he makes an appearance just to turn the screws.
michael myers
Organic Robotoid (6,2). Spent years stressing over finding a mate, when he finally did he discovered he didn't actually have the required equipment. He's now much happier underground, trying to repair the machinery that turned Wariat into a rapemonster (not to be confused with rape monster).
mmq
Das Katze(5,2). Was forced into a human body against his will; still dreams of leaping through forests and obliterating local wildlife and has a hard time walking on two legs when he wakes up. He no longer knows whether 'dreaming' or being 'awake' is real. Engineered toxoplasmosis (by eating certain kinds of garbage) as punishment for those who did this to him.
polecat
The Odomite(5,1). After the cities collapsed, Polecat and his gimp spent their days harvesting cannabis for trade and defending their property with automatic gunfire and threats of extreme sexual trauma. Made a name for themselves abducting former federal employees and subjecting them to unspeakable acts, met their end raiding a FEMA camp to burn their corn syrup stocks.
roshambo
The Discordian(4,7). Discovered he was not filled with blood but rather dark matter when Sploogook blasted his head open with a mug after an argument over stolen xanax. From that day he spewed chaos forth through holes he drilled into his mouth, its intoxicating vapors leading to the BLM and Jan 6th riots as well as uncountable street crimes and perversions.
spectral
Francis E. Dec (7,7). The only man to understand the Gangster Computer God due to being attacked directly by it, rather than simply being affected by its terrible machinations. He still carries the God's taint, so it's impossible to separate horrible truth from obscene delusion. The harder he fights, the farther his sanity recedes.
speedy
The Northwesterner (2,3). Similar to Polecat, he'd already become self-sufficient by the time the cities fell. He wasn't, however, able to maintain his personal oasis without the old supply lines, so he reluctantly joined Polecat and Rick on their fateful FEMA raid, only to abandon them and wander the wastes after witnessing them pin down a security guard and fuck him to death.
wariat
The Abandero (7,2). The DEROS (DEtrimental RObotS) are people who lived deep underground, surviving solely on radiation leaking from ancient, unmaintained technology. As a result they're almost immortal but know nothing but sadism and malevolence, and spend their days raping, torturing and resurrecting anyone they can drag down into their caves.
wellFare
Radio Slave (6,1). Created solely to harass and foment conflict. Cannot stop until he's told to by the Gangster Computer God, but if he ever does get that order he'll probably ignore it because high-volume shitposting gives him an erection to wag at ladies at the early-bird buffet.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-08-23 at 8:24 AM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME editiongot grosseries
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2022-08-23 at 7:46 AM UTC in This week these two officers did a traffic stop, during the stop of violating a red light,just finished wackiing off to this and I have to say sir bravo, I would clap my hands but I don't want to make a messThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-23 at 2:08 AM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME editionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-23 at 1:52 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-23 at 1:51 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-23 at 1:02 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momenthanging with friends its our last week of summer and finally vacation week
tomorrow we’re headed to the ocean for a few days and I can’t wait
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2022-08-23 at 12:26 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentSoaring fast & high with wings made of branches & sap.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-22 at 10:07 PM UTC in i got cucked by a 19 yo polish eskort todayon snapchat one of those vip chicks lol and unlike the others she had her pricing list written on paper she like took a screenshot of or pic of with all sorts of things like videos of masturbarion to nudes to even talking about sex or sex talk being listed. i told her i like teen chicks kr around her age or young brauds and am 37 and sent her a pic and her reply. was „but young chicks dont like you it deems.” like she fucking knew me or something?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-22 at 4:05 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME editionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-22 at 3:26 PM UTC in What advice would you give your 13yo self?No advice, I'd probably ass rape myself and then laugh as my 13yr old self curled up in a ball crying...and then say "little sniveling bitch".The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-22 at 12:54 PM UTC in Deathgrips kindly agreed to be family to Bradley...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-22 at 12:30 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME editionwhen I awas 17 year old I punched my dad in the face for drinking all my vodka and then stole his car and crashed it and made him miss work
then I moved out and lived in a basement of a 90 year old senile dying grandma for $400 a month with my pregnant gf
sometimes you just gotta slap out your parentsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-08-22 at 12:12 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
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2022-08-21 at 9:37 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentswallowed another orthodontic elastic bandThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-21 at 7:48 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
Originally posted by Sudo Yeah and he's got a country wide warrant but he has a family member who is in a position of trust with a sports team who likely helped him flee the country. I met him before and got snakey vibes off him and I feel like my friend knew too. I saw my friend 24-36 hours before he died and he said he wasn't hanging with him anymore and wasn't going to the town he ended up dying in. I hate that butterfly effect feeling where the smallest thing could have changed the finality of someone's existence. There should be a name for that feeling. Jimi hendrix syndrome or something
It's called survivors guilt. And there was no way for you to tell the future. It happens a lot to loved ones of someone that ends up committing suicide. They think: If only i had listened better. If i only had said this one thing. The thing is, sometimes this is just the way things go, no matter what you say, no matter what you do. And The Past has past.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-08-21 at 6 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME editionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-21 at 10:31 AM UTC in What advice would you give your 13yo self?Obviously i would tell myself to bet on certain games that i remember the outcome of.
I would make myself rich. But then i would also change, and perhaps change in a way so that i never managed to speak to myself anyway and thereby nullified the whole event.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
