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Posts That Were Thanked by Sudo

  1. DontTellEm Black Hole
    That is a picture of a unicorn. Because u are it, it is also u.
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  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost Speedy Parker is the worst poster on this forum. Only posts once every 3 months for about week and spends the entire week replying to every thread and calling everyone in the thread a derogatory name and constantly acting like a retard and then he gets bored of acting like a retard and doesn't post again for the rest of the year.

    Unfortunately we are in the middle of his acting like a retard cycle.

    Yes
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  3. I went to the store and bought some glock parts. The kind that was always recommended to new shooters after they just turn old enough for a handgun. I then drilled some holes in some plastic which is a trick I learned from none other than the internet, gotta give credit where credit is due you feel me? Anyways my wife had never shot this kind of glock before and so I made it for the lulz and took some pics of myself with the glock and the glock itself. And for the haterz...IT DIDNT JAM.



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  4. Madman African Astronaut
    Kavanaugh = patriot act and he needs to be fucked in the ass and It doesn't fucking matter if what she said is true or not. There is only one american answer to the question security vs. freedom and the question was only asked by the media for the media. each party is a leg marching towards authoritarianism.
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  5. eBagger Tuskegee Airman


    "Ayo Edith take dis primo sack of flake n flip dat shit to da honkeys I'll front it to ya tryna be neighborly n sheit best come back wit da dough ya dig"



    "Ohhh AHhchie! I met the kindest negro lady today she moved in down the street she gave us some flour to bake a cake!"



    "You wha!? Edith...you took a mysterious sack from the nigger lady down the street? What the fuck did I tell you about niggers? That's cocaine you dumb bitch"



    "You dun fucked up for da last time Edith!"



    "Oh shit look at what ya caused I told ya's Edith get the fuck outta here ya dumb slampig"
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo Thank you, also the suit I have handy that fits perfectly is black with a blue shirt. Is that like funeral wear for church? Would Jesus be mad? Is a $5 donation necessary? Should I go to Presbyterian because of my heritage? There's an Immanuel Baptist church here that looks decent, should I give that a shot? There are so many moving parts and bells and whistles on the jesusmobile I just want to get on it and ride it to salvation

    Go naked waiting a stand alone cross necklace and a passion for God. If they turn you away make sure they know how fucking unaccepting they are and have a few verses on hand to scream at them particularly the judge not lest yee be judged or the one about casting a stone at someone, maybe thsts the same verse. Either way say thst verse to them over and over with an erect pean. Teach THEM.
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  7. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Ah tifge citeweno.nose

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  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Mewsik But Shitty Titty is for sure online LMAO

    iTypedThisWithMyTits is online.
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  9. I went to the store and bought some rainbow cake mix. The kind that was always at your friends' birthday parties in summer after they barbecued the hot dos and cheeseburgers. I then cooked some of the dough in the microwave in a buttered up cup which is a trick I learned from none other than Captain Falcon, gotta give credit where credit is due you feel me? Anyways my gf had never ate this kind of cake before and so I made it for her and took some pics of myself with the cake and the cake itself. And for the haterz...IT WAS DELICIOUS. Plus I'm on opiates, benzos and weed and it's hard to even see straight right now so you know I don't care.

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  10. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Fun Bunch Permanent Card-Carrying Members:

    Zanick
    psychomanthis/Sophie
    panthrax/Grimace
    Lanny
    zok
    wires
    Unwyred
    Yggrasil/Paragon
    Tachozoma/TheRascalKing
    p6867
    5.56 SS109
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  11. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    The Chevy Cruze interior. Her last nigga crashed her 2006 Altima. She had to get the Cruze in one day with bad credit. She got undercoating, warranty, etc. She been paying $500/mo for 5 years and has 3 years left.
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  12. RisiR † 29 Autism
    It is actually "Luke, ich bin dein Vater" in the German version so maybe it is the same in the Spanish or French version and your maids and gardeners confused you.

    This is some sub IQ dogshit for actual retards. Errmurrrgarrrd it's actually Berenshit!
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ohfralala Fargo you are so gay

    Thanks a lot, MOM.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Good I'm gonna go the doctor on Wednesday and just tell him fuck it, lets go back to Prozac, dose me heavy and induce a massively unhealthy state of mania in myself to spend on you and this forum for the next 4 months.
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  15. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Vinnie Paz was on JRE and he said how he related to Roseanne because of the house the show played in and I totally get that. When I was young my imediate family was broke as hell. I still can't stand being at normal peoples' places.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo Dte is such a bitter kraft single mom it's not funny. I'm all about single moms tho. My single mom raised me and I turned out fucking emotionally unstable and incarcerated. All things considered it could have been a LOT worse. Kr0zs daughter worse….

    Yeah I'm certainly not saying they're objectively bad people or whatever. They're just usually fucked up in the head, but I don't disagree. Doesn't mean they can't be a good time or capable of a semi-normal relationship. At the end of the day a lovey dovey white picket facebook tier professional family photo relationship is way shittier. Who the fuck wants to live like that ? Well a lot of people obviously but that'll never be my cup of tea. Doesn't mean I couldn't settle down but I need some drama, fighting, doing drugs before family gatherings, shit that makes you feel ALIVE, not the fake rainbows and sunshine BS.
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  17. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    bring back taintedbrowser
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  18. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    You become less coherent with each passing day. Leave this woman and her child alone.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "I am so tolerant of everyone, I'll fuck anyone, an L a G a B or T a Q, it doesn't matter to me. I just won't fuck a straight person."

    -Norm
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I had a friend whose mom was a lesbian and she a screw in hook for her hand like Capt Hook. Always found it amusing.
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