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  1. Ghost Black Hole
    Get a real job where you can develop your skills and make real money for real drugs instead of pissing in cups every week.

    Every second they spend drug testing you is time that could be spent doing a million other things. Also costs money

    Americans are whipped cuck bitches and every company drug tests because you're all too cucked to do anything about it.

    In my glorious utopia you only get tested if you are clearly fucked up at work and they need a reason to fire you. Even then it's pretty rare

    I drove a forklift on a benzo blackout once and told the boss I ate too much benadryl and he just laughed
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  2. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jυicebox Some of us have to worry about drug tests. Be thankful you don't



    We've been through this a million fucking times. It works for some people, it doesn't work for others. Just like tramadol.

    Tramadol is pussy ass shit. Anyone that agrees to a drug test is a loser.

    They tried to drug test me once so I just told them what drugs I do

    smoke carfentanil like a real man
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  3. Ghost Black Hole
    its the new trollface of nis

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  4. ShizNitty Houston
    no homo but would yall fuck sploo? Id fuck sploo
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  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    If you do good things with your life and help others, you will be rewarded a thousand fold. Even ten thousand fold.
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  6. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Life is a gift from God to you. You must make good with it, to show gratitude.
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  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitfyi You are a deep thinker huh? Mr. Casper?

    Nah I shoot dope and then a girl makes me sad and I write 10th grade level angry poetry. I used to be smart, but I like to think I've legitimized myself pretty well.

    144 IQ reporting in.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Haha
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Kiss me you fool!

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  10. Well what do the Chinese do then? Cremation only?

    Also, I missed that rite of passage :(

    Now I kinda wanna dress up slutty and have sex in a cemetery on Halloween. But I want somebody to come out of nowhere with a chainsaw. Then I run off with my boobs exposed and trip and fall knocking myself unconscious. When I wake up I see my boyfriend’s head on a tombstone and RIP is scribbled in blood.

    I can’t find my panties and lay there whimpering on the gravesite.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I was talking to OP but now I'm talking to everyone ITT when I say, again, PLEASE

    shut the fuck up
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  12. Originally posted by Lanny I didn't even realize stupid sugar cravings were a real thing

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  13. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III i always get all weird and shit like this whenever i quit opiates for some reason

    i don't understand why i'm here

    That resinated feeling won't last long. Opiate withdraws aren't so bad. Alcoholic Shakes suck.

    I stopped Norco 350/7.5 of 120 script per month after nearly 7 years of it. Kept feeling shocking sensations and cold legs in pain. but then I realized I stopped taking my SSRI at the same time (out of anger) and it was the SSRI not the Norco. goes away in a few days.

    Sometimes, I wake up with the sun in the room.. and think "Why" just why am I fucking here. what purpose is this. It's living. It's existing. Your job is to create some shit. be creative whether it's carpentry or story telling or finding something new to share with others. it's not to be a prick, plan out how you can fuck other people over and be the baddest asswipe on the block.

    Go my Brother. Buy that Roland 808 and get a synth and make some beauty for your fellow friends or sumthen!


    SUp OG... tell me more about your years in the Yoch! did you go to AHS, live off the L (auto row--whatever) in rivertown, near the border of Pissbug or Up in the hills out in South East? I lived from pittsburg to Oakley myself. Oakley was a beautiful house .. but boring as all fuck. Farms and fields everywhere. and reclaimed water (toilet water) with sulfer making me and my kids sick 15 years back. all of us got pneumonia. three times. Every-time they flood the fields. middle of the summer too. nasty nasty nasty.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I seriously don't remember any mods or who was what. Who gives a shit. I remember you and FUNASWEGO.

    zoklet BI my heart. Only thing I really ever care/d about.

    The. Box. Was. Empty.

    Goddamn the fucking Amazon scam was legit as fuck for a while and only well known through zoklet. Mmmmmm.
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  15. Taiwan is basically China Pro, literally a better country in every conceivable way, and of course that's thanks to delicious capitalism.
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  16. Ghost Black Hole
    I reported you all to the FBI for being a cult of schizophrenic serial killers based in walnut creek
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  17. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Did you even read Meditations on First Philosophy HTS?

    The answer is obviously through GOD. It's right there in the first volume. Are you even trying to have an epistemological crisis right now?
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  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    kidnaps pets and returns them for reward money
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  19. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Why would you take on this "challenge"? Its not like you're going to end up having sex anyways, might as well just keep crankin' it bromo. And why do you need guys to take this "challenge" with you? seems kinda weird...

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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just walked out in front of my apartment and this girl was walking along the sidewealk wearing her headphones and I walked up behind her and tapped on her shoulder because I was drunk and she stopped all scared and I was like "heyyy heyyyyy sorry girl im just seeing what's up"

    I said that. I SAID "sorry girl I'm seeing what's up" and she pepper sprayed me .

    now I'm bvack
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