2018-11-05 at 1:25 PM UTC
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ITT: channel schizophrenia
Originally posted by gadzooks
Man, if there is one thing about drugs and drug culture that just annoys the shit out of me, it's the 'drug-supremacists'.
I, too, get dysphoric and paranoid from weed. It is an incredibly unpleasant experience for me.
But all the drug plebs are like "weed just like, chills you out man. just take a toke and stop acting like it's a Real Drug TM, unlike all those chemicals you put in your body."
Fuck, for a bunch that claim to be so enlightened (because somehow weed makes you smarter than everyone else), they are pretty damn ignorant when it comes to the fact that different people react differently to different psychoactive compounds.
"Stoner Culture" is retarded in general. To each their own i guess though, but i'd much rather rail an oxy 80 than smoke a blunt.
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2018-11-05 at 12:49 PM UTC
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Makeup sex
My ex would do that. I'd be holding her hair tightly twisted up in my hand forcing her to choke on my dick, then raise her up off it so she could gasp for air with spit all over her mouth then force her head back down. Might take a break and grab her thighs so hard they bruised and bottom out in the pussy once or twice with her panties to the side before taking it out and putting it back in her throat.
My feelings would be really hurting the whole time.
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2018-11-05 at 12:43 PM UTC
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The best alts I ever made
Mythighslookslikethenightsky6969 was my favorite. Now I can't go to town... Great
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If you ever wanted to see a gratingly overwrought Howard Stern all jacked up on speed horribly overplay a demented, cross-dressing, masturbating, mother-hating, whore-slaughtering, high decibel profanity-spewing, corpse-fornicating ("I love *beep*in' 'em when they're dead"), smack-shooting, brain-eating, gay-bashing, spastic fit-throwing, hallucinating, totally whacked out of his mind with a toxically murderous mixture of misogynistic rage and psychopathic fury racist lunatic serial killer who went around the bloodthirsty bend because his nasty abusive slut of a mommy liked to shove a beer bottle up his butt as a little boy and now gleefully butchers folks as a crazed nutjob adult when he isn't running around stark naked screaming unprintable vile epithets at the top of his lungs in a hideously redundant, tiresomely strident, completely uninsightful and so aggressively base that it's merely annoying instead of remotely amusing or offensive downright lousy gore opus, then this fetid, obnoxious, sex, rape, nudity and violence-laden worthless chunk of dreadfully puerile splatter porn schlock is just the movie for you. Me? I'd rather rewatch the outstanding "Henry: Portrait of A Serial Killer" again than sit through this godawful interminable bilge a second time
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2018-11-04 at 11:45 PM UTC
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NiS Narcotics Anonymous Group
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2018-11-04 at 10:45 PM UTC
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A Vlog
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In a Hellcat 'cause I'm a hell-raiser
Self-made, I don't owe a nigga nann favor
When you get that money, nigga, keep your heart
I'm slidin' in a coupe, ain't got no key to start
I got the fire on me in BET Awards
When your well run dry, you know you need me for it
When I pull up in the Buick, you know what I'm doin'
If the police get behind me, I'm fleein' in these Louies
Sleepin' on the palette turned me to a savage
I'm a project baby, now I stay in Calabasas
Like I still serve fiends, like I'm still jackin'
I be sippin' on lean, tryna keep balance
Hit that Z-Walk, Dickie's with my Reeboks
I don't say much, I just let the heat talk
Your jedielry water whip, diamonds like re-rock
My lil' baby ride the dick like a seesaw
When I stepped up on the scene, I was on a bean
When I jumped up out the Beam', I was in Celine
Baby girl you just a fling, that ain't what I mean
Money bustin' out my jeans like I do the scheme
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Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
I think we all already know that "mikeyagain" is a middle-aged, dad-bod, "fun-dad" who looks intensely creepy and has probably attempted to inappropriately touch teenagers many times when his son/daughter brought their friends over. He's the "fun dad" who brings out a 6 pack of WINE COOLERS for his kid and their friends, and a few for himself, and he tries to insert himself in their social circle and laugh and interact. Then, when they're all drunk, he tries using the pick up lines he knew of when he was a teen, which was the 1980s. He leans over to one of his kid's friends, his breath HOT with wine cooler, and says some stupid line like, "Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!" and she just goes "EW! BILLY, YOUR DAD IS BEING WEIRD AGAIN!" and then Billy, his son, rebukes him out of the room and he goes upstairs and lies face down in the dark.
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2018-11-04 at 10:39 AM UTC
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The GOP is so retarded
Originally posted by Majestic 12 : The UFO Science Task Force
I don't see too many people in a rush to move to Brazil or Kenya.
Chinese people are moving everywhere. White people don't fo live in Kenya. Chinks do, and spread their Chinky genes and own the local economy. Everyone is moving everywhere. Except whitey. And whitey is the only people you pay attention to.
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gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
In addition to not wanting to meet boys in back streets, I'm not too keen on meeting them at pet shops either.
So again, I'll go with the band on this one.
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Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Nirvana and Oasis both sound like an excellent refuge from the trauma's of life. Musically and literally. So I am undecided.
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Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Nickelback... Damn right I want my nickel back, you can keep Chad Kroeger.
Five cents all the way.
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Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Holy fuck... Barenaked Ladies... Try and guess which one I'll take.
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Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Butthole Surfers... I can't even remember what a single song of theirs sounds like, but I'll take the band anyway because, well, we're talking about people who surf buttholes.
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Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Backstreet Boys... I'll take the band, because I'm not much into boys, especially the kind you might run into in the back streets.
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Originally posted by Sudo
I realized today that at no point in my life was I not living at the very least a double life in one capacity or another. sometimes the dominant life would be negative with a positive double one and sometimes there would be multifaceted double lives which multiply exponentially along the y axis. Right now I'm living at least 3.5/1 lyfe off the top of my head but likely to be 4.5/1 soon. I need to find the square root and solve for x before they expand at an unsustainable rate
It's pretty fucked up right, compartmentalization.. I'm fuckin monged off molly rn lol trying to have a positive therspy night in
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My internal monologue is pretty close to how I post here, I probably have less of a "enhancement" here than anywhere else and there's stupid shit I'd post here that I probably wouldn't bring up even with close friends.
I'm not really convinced that means I'm "more myself" here rather than anywhere else. I think the ways you choose to conduct yourself are a real part of your identity, not some mere transient mask you wear which has no relation to yourself. Like I'd swear here but not around academic peers, but that doesn't mean I'm somehow being "unauthentic" in that context, I just have a different relationship there than I have with the ragtag band of misfits I've been posting and shittalking and arguing with since middle school.
And it's not like this is the one magical place that's absent of social norms, nowhere is like that. With your closest friends, or the most obscure pseudonymous shitposting community, there's still social standards, you still enhancement yourself in that environment, there's still subjects or behaviors which are taboo. Every now and then someone rolls into the community that you can just feel doesn't fit, something about them doesn't quite mesh with the group dynamic here, even though most people hate each other, they don't even fall into that framework of hate and are actually banished to a much colder hell than being called out, they're just ignored, no one can relate to them enough to even include them even in the social rituals of mockery. There is no "version of yourself" that's most authentic, we're simply the synthesis of all the various ways we choose to be.
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To me it's very obvious between those who are self aware and those are aren't. You can't necessarily determine it from looking at someone or a brief series of encounters but after enough interaction and observation it becomes self evident.
People who generally boast about accomplishments or tend to have those "one up" type of responses or stories are classic cases of un-selfawareness. They're goal is to prove to themselves and others thst they are worthy, important, of value, when that's generally not the case but of course they aren't aware of what they're doing or how they're behaving. I think it's a good thing to be self conscious to a degree that you recognize how your actions affect other people and how those people will likely respond to that.
Much respect to people who can admit faults, not claim to be know-it-alls, and contain the ability to look at things rationally and with a level head, despite the heated nature that can be involved.
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If HTS is who I think he is, he's a pussy for not fighting chunt. Good guy though.
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