2018-11-21 at 4:36 PM UTC
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I dont understand onions
If an onion goes on strike and nobody can come to an agreement and there is vital food that needs to be cooked can't the cook just say "fuck it" and replace them all with new vegetables?
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
People mistake me for a professor sometimes because of how I dress and speak. A few weeks ago somebody had the idea that I might be a religious conservative. A man at the bar last week accused me of being a robot. I suspect a lot of people think I'm a homosexual.
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2018-11-21 at 1:52 PM UTC
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I just got my ass kicked
Originally posted by -SpectraL
I'm far from skinny. I'm over 6 feet tall and over 200 pounds. I worked loss prevention at K-Mart for 10 years. Can you just imagine the number of fights I've been in, and how many different kinds of people I've went up against? Cops, body builders, martial arts experts, ambassadors, internal employees, crazy people, huge people, drugged-out people, every kind of person imaginable. I've made over 5,000 apprehensions, and do you really think most people just go along quietly? Not a chance. Most people do not go quietly. Add to that, you are working gangs and professional lifters in groups, so it's often just me against all them out in the parking lot. I've been dragged from cars, mobbed, ambushed, everything imaginable. The likes of you wouldn't last half a minute with the likes of me.
LOL body builders and martial arts experts are frequent shop lifters at Kmart? Sounds legit.
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while my cock is structurally rigid AF
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Originally posted by Sudo
Wow I thought the panzer meet up might have been a hallucination. That was like the highlight of her life. Can you ex offer some information about her? Do you still talk to them? Any way to get in contact with her?
I talk to my ex on FB sometimes, and panzer texted me like 2 weeks ago... which I just realized and makes me feel like kind of an asshole. I keep doing this to him too, my phone is a piece of shit about SMS notificationa. Ugh.
The clowns thing - apparently she showed up wearing a mask to protect her from... UV rays? I think. Anyway, it was a clown mask. Crazy lady in a clown mask, walking around Toronto with those two. Or so I'm told. Maybe it's just all some kind of inside joke. Ha ha.
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2018-11-20 at 2:12 AM UTC
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ATTN: Candyrain
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
this is so Dh,, I may puke a little bit
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2018-11-19 at 12:13 AM UTC
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socializing
I'm great at socializing. They key to socialization is to first seize control of the banks, then socializing the rest of the economy becomes much easier.
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Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
Originally posted by gadzooks
I think it ended up being more of an anxiety attack kind of thing (psychological) than any kind of immediate physical health threat.
But just look at the way Panthrax calmed me down, used that beautiful metaphor to instruct me, and gave me his AIM/MSN to talk one on one.
Panthrax, my man, I will never forget that day, and it was 13 years ago.
Totse really was a big part of a lot of our lives.
So all you DH-ers who tell us to "move on", etc…
Read that one post where Panthrax helped me out and tell me that wasn't a meaningful social interaction, despite being on an Internet forum mostly known for shitposting, racist jokes, and finding new ways to get high or blow things up.
Yeah dude. TOTSE was a huge part of my life and it still is. When I went to prison, people from TOTSE wrote me. When I got out, I joined Zoklet. When Zoklet went down, I followed the various other communities until ultimately deciding to join this one. Ever since I found TOTSE in 1999, I was obsessed with it. I read all the text files, completely consumed with all of the controversial information it held. I didn't even know it had a BBS or what a BBS was until 2001. I spent 99-01 reading the text files. I joined the BBS in 2001 and I believe it was 2003 when CrAzyAmIsHmAn (CAM) retired, I was nominated for moderator for BLTC. I was mod with Metaphysicist and kronikus.
I formed a long list of bonds and a couple in real life friendships over TOTSE and this community. It's pretty fucking interesting, really. How we've all stuck with it.
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2018-11-18 at 4:35 PM UTC
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socializing
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by gadzooks
"I like your shoes…
…now touch them
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2018-11-18 at 2:09 PM UTC
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Do you guys pray?
mikeyagain
African Astronaut
[unalterably regard the persecutor]
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gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Okay, these are some of my favorites...
If I told you these were posted today on NIS, there's no way you could possibly guess that's not the case.
Originally posted by gadzooks
POSTER: Faithless
TIMESTAMP: Moderator posted 04-07-2006 22:26
CONTENT:
That no matter how sick I think I am - there's someone worse on Totse.
POSTER: negative_zero
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 22:42
CONTENT:
How to hack Hotmail.
POSTER: ChickenOfDoom
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 22:44
CONTENT:
that it helps to put toilet paper down before you poop, that relationships give people a lot of problems, that racists actually do exist, what parts are good to put into a computer, etc.
POSTER: cense
TIMESTAMP: Moderator posted 04-07-2006 23:13
CONTENT:
People are stupid and ugly.
POSTER: The Tormentor
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 23:25
CONTENT:
how to make an EMP bomb and random drug stuff
POSTER: Lovecraft
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 23:40
CONTENT:
Never trust a black man.
POSTER: Klavier
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 00:08
CONTENT:
That trolls really do exist, but instead of living under a birdge they live here.
Also, that molotovs, raid, and murder/suicide can solve any problem.
POSTER: pseudouser
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 00:41
CONTENT:
to move to Canada before all you rascist little nazi fuckers grow up and take over the world.
POSTER: WhyteWydow
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 00:46
CONTENT:
There are a lot more losers in the world than I ever thought possible.
POSTER: DA
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 01:31
CONTENT:
Toothlessjoe, the coin thing was beautiful.
I've learned that people aren't as interested in me saving the kittens, they're interested on whether I'll stick my penis into them or eat them afterwards.
{DA}
POSTER: pyrogeek
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 01:33
CONTENT:
Never, ever click on links here, especially tinyurls. How to make explosives. Don't trust Anarchist Cookbook. Lots of other stuff.
POSTER: livet0die
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 02:47
CONTENT:
fuck the police
POSTER: zuperxtreme
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 02:59
CONTENT:
that there are a lot of sick people in our world..
explosives
that we should all be exterminated and do everyone/everything a favor..
but the again..
there are things like
quote:
Exactly. You shouldn't worry about whether the coin lands on heads or tails. You should look forward to the days it lands on its edge.
that makes you think we may have a chance..
peace
POSTER: ark_gamer
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 03:42
CONTENT:
I don't shock anymore. Totse has taken care of that problem.
My typing speed is up.
I use the word "nigger" fluently.
I now know never to post threads bragging about having sex.
I am even more of a wiseass then before I came to totse.
I learned how to pwn n00bs.
POSTER: plainclothescop
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 06:02
CONTENT:
The world is full of chronic liars.
POSTER: insomniac5027
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 13:50
CONTENT:
I have learned nothing from your puny insignificant website.
POSTER: Mantikore
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 14:34
CONTENT:
pyro
not to click on random picture links of people's girlfriends
a heck of lot of ways to make fun of blacks
And this one... Perfect way to end the thread.
Kinda heartwarming and uplifting.
Originally posted by gadzooks
POSTER: Trousersnake
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 16:10
CONTENT:
I learnt what the term "true friend" means. I've met a lot of people on totse and built good relationships with them both here and on msn.
These are people that are interesting and in short fun to talk to and get to know. I hope anyone who I'm talking about who is reading this knows that I'm talking about them.
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gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Originally posted by Sudo
I dunno, it just seemed really cucky. I think prostitution should be government regulated and the benefits would be ridiculous
I agree.
I remember when backpage was shut down and I was genuinely concerned for my escort friend because she relied on that site to pay the bills. Luckily, leolist popped up as a replacement.
The people who were fighting to shutdown backpage didn't seem to consider the far-reaching implications it would have on some people's livelihood.
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2018-11-16 at 7:04 AM UTC
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This place is gay...
Lynch agrees
^might also be cody
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2018-11-16 at 6:34 AM UTC
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This place is gay...
Originally posted by gadzooks
Ok, I managed to find it… God only knows why I sought it out.
Let me preface this with the strongest NSFL caveat. I mean like, this shit haunts me to this day.
But for the morbidly curious, I give you an example of…
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Did someone say NiS Couples OTP power ranking thread? Here's my list:
1. Lanny x HTS
2. MmQ x ohfralala
3. Hydro x Malice (secret true ending we missed because we didn't read the strategy guide)
4. §m£ÂgØL/1337/PoC x Hydro (like a foursome where §m£ÂgØL and PoC are getting raped)
5. Piegirl x H.P. Lovecraft
...
100. Kinkou x Zok
...
500. Your Parents Having Super Kinky Sex While You're Stuck in the Closet and Can't Say Anything And Just Have to Watch
...
612. Enter x Wire's Baby
...
998. Slag x Bumble
999. -SpectraL x DaGuru (this is just specky masturbating)
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2018-11-16 at 4:40 AM UTC
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This place is gay...
good, I don't need you cisscum in my glorious online gay bar. Suck or fuck a dick or leave bitch.
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Narc
Naturally Camouflaged
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
Heroin and LSD are my top two of all times. Done just about everything going bar those legal high shit.
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2018-11-14 at 10:59 PM UTC
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Meth vs Crack
The first time I smoked crack it was when I scraped my bong after my dad smoked a bunch of crack in it and I forgot he did that.
Did one hit and I was like OH FUCK and ran all the way to my girlfriends highschool and walked around the school 10 times until she came out for lunch and I was like HEY WHATS UP then it wore off before she went back to class and I was like wtf just happened.
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By themselves and they set it up with a bunch of dildos and puppet people made out of pillows and brooms and stuff and they had it all elaborate so it's like everyone was chain fucking and sucking each other and moaning like the person made an audio tape of a bunch of different sex sounds and played it while they went around their room doing different things to the different pillow people
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10 posts and no cock. Typical. TYPICAL!
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