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  1. Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]
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  2. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Jackie and I went out last night to see one of our friends theatrical preformances, after that we went to an after party and there were these two dudes that are bad news, they were talking about how their going to find a girl to drug and use at this party. Towards the end of the party I was outside with jackie and they came out and were talking to us but were getting increasingly agressive and maniacal. I ent up telling them we're gonna head off, and one of them pulls a knife out saying I can leave but she's staying and I say "fuck that, come get some faggot" he comes at me with the knife and I wrestle him to the broke his finger or at least sprained it getting the knife out of his hand and he friend comes and kicks me in the face, luckily my friend carter heard the commotion and came out and we fought the two guys off, but I was in a daze and bleeding a lot and someone called the ambulance.

    Ent up getting stiches in my right ear and in my right eyebrow And my collar bone is proken. They gave me two shots of morphine but then just scripted me 12 t'3's. So I'm eating those now and just chilling smoking a bowl.


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  3. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Octavian You entertain me, like a court jester.

    NOW GET ME THAT FUCKING SANDWICH REEK!!!



    And that's how you want to get with me, is that is?

    Touch my face
    Look me in the eyes
    Tell me that you have modeled for jc penney
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  4. Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby also I'd like peedy to quit pm'ing me if he's just going to be rude and aggressive for no reason.

    Shut the fuck up you whiny cunt. You fuck with me non-stop. Now you will say "oh I was just kidding peedy" but I don't think you are kidding. You have very little problems on your plate compared to me. You have nothing to whine about. Go take your kid to the Zoo tomorrow. We're only here for a short while.
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  5. Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]
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  6. Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]
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  7. Originally posted by Ghost I forget transgenders exist sometimes because they are all so damn sexy I can't tell the dif <3


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  9. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I took one for the first time because it was raining cats and dogs, its such a scam. I put the address where I was at and this turkish asshole started going down the wrong side of the street so i held his weel at the red light and told him he's going the wrong way and he can go the right way if he shuts up for a second.

    the gont drops me off but is asking for a tip and I can pay him if i got the application. I realized later he meant "app" (i told him ive never done this before)

    the entire way he kept saying "is this the street" and I was like "no, I will let you know.." what a fuckhead and had the gall to ask me for a tip fuck him

    all i did was ask "adam" *polly not his real name* to drive me down the street since it was flooding and he had to act like an asshole.

    Should of asked him about the armenian genocide

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  10. blaster master victim of incest
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  11. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietYellow I still don't know what a goddamn adverb is.

    A word that modifies a verb or adjective.

    Like

    He lovingly raped her ass

    Or

    She silently sucked his ass

    Or

    He carefully beat her ass
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lose all my money

    Nose be runny

    Look up at the sky

    Clouds mask the sunny

    I hate day

    Blinds always closed

    The moon is my God

    Drunken ass prose

    Please die?

    Drink rose ?

    Ask why?

    No clothes?

    Shh. Hush now.
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  13. the plyght of the wheak alt rhyte whyte who fyght with all their myght to have in their syghte their own nation full of bryghte yung trogdolytes
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  14. OP is a cuck and doesn't know how to work. The way you successfully play a job is to have the right mindset. If you go in with the mindset that your goal is to be as lazy as possible, or something like that, you're going to hate working and your boss and coworkers won't think much of you. Get it in your head that you're being paid for a certain amount of hours and then work your ass off for a while and be agreeable and totally fake and be better than anyone else at work. Try to be totally irreplaceable if you can.

    Then after some time when you're one of their favorite people and wouldn't dare fire you, start stealing shit and telling your boss what kind of schedule you want to work and shit like that. I mean if you have to be at work for 8 hours you might as well spend those 8 hours towards a goal of manipulating the other wage cucks. That way you still get satisfaction from doing shit, it's not so stressful, and you can get more of what you want, WITHOUT having to come on NIS and beg for shekels to support your drug/alcohol habit.
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  15. How many of these have you done?

    Any progress on any of them?
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  16. whoami Tuskegee Airman
    nigger
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Solstice

    When you're uncomfortable talking about things other than drugs because you're a massive faggot
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  18. Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian Sorry Kike hybrids not allowed.

    The only thing jewish about me is that I horde shitloads of napkins and sauce packets from fast food joints
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  19. Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    and destroy this entire universe
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  20. He is NOT an alt of glam!!!!
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