Originally posted by Sudo
I got warts, herpes and le clap, all of which are absolutely fine. Liquid nitrogen for the warts (and pills was the worst and I got it from a hawt half jap), valtrex for the herp and some other shit for the leakage. STD's are fucking normal except for AIDS. I've probably fucked several girls (one for sure) who fucked guys with AIDS and never got it so I'm happy about that
for wars a good way is taping garlic to it because its an anti viral and it burns them off, dr Bill Krozby monk over and out
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I have lived an especially long life, and I have decades upon decades of life experience, and I can tell you with 100% certainty that there is absolutely no difference between black-skinned or white-skinned or brown-skinned or red-skinned or yellow-skinned people. People are people are people. I mean, really. How on Earth could the color of one's skin change one's thinking or actions or outlook? It can't. White people do all the same things blacks do, and black people do all the same things whites do. The only reason there is a disparity is because of racial bias. Black-skinned persons are prejudiced against and are not given equal opportunities by the mindless and stupid racists, so of course they are going to become oppressed and despondent, and may even start to think what the racists are saying is true. Who in their right mind would want to support a system that constantly discriminates and treats you differently than the next person? You start to get angry. You start to rebel. You start to want revenge. If blacks had of been afforded the exact same opportunities and equal representation and equal consideration, none of this disparity would have occurred in the first place. Whites are getting exactly what should have been expected, and they are the ones at fault for the class divisions, not the blacks.
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Originally posted by Archer513
You know you got em. You and Bill Krozby should combine your strands and make some super herps.👍🏻
this.. jackie levnenaugh has the herp durp jeeeeeeert as well and I told her I'm cool and we should make a strain that would make the human race evolve just like the tasmanian devils. people like "donttellthem" don't jump too far, she's a weak ho and a coal burner
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"The first cigarette of the morning is the best," Wren said. "That's the one that wakes you up. It's the only cigarette that matters."
"Well..." Sudo paused to take a puff. "What about the second and third cigarette? Those are pretty good too. And the last one's not bad either."
"Oh the last one's the worst."
"The worst?" Sudo questioned.
"The worst," he reiterated. "The last cigarette of the day is truly a dreaded thing. It's the tired cap to yet another night on this awful fucking planet. But the first? The first cigarette has hope. You can step outside and think of things like: 'Maybe it'll get better today. Maybe today I'll quit smoking. Maybe today I'll meet the girl of my dreams'. The last cigarette has no maybes. It's cold and dark and depressing, and there's no hope of quitting with it. There's no hope of anything."
"Yeah, okay," Sudo said. His face flickered with orange as Wren struggled to light another cigarette. They had been smoking all night.
"The second is alright though. Third one too. It's just that last one I don't like." Wren stared down at the floor. A cat meowed in the distance. "Hey, can you pass me another beer?"
"Sure."
The two sat for some time, contemplating which cigarette of the night would be their last. Wren hoped to at least get another five in.
"Hey I think it's happening," Sudo said. "Look."
Wren half-sat out of his chair, glancing briefly at the sky beyond the window. "Oh yeah, it's happening alright. Pass me the lighter would you?"
"How long do you think it's going to take?"
"I don't know."
"Really though, how long?" Sudo asked. "An hour, two?" The sky was quickly turning to a vibrant yellow. Wren stood up to close the curtain.
"I think less than that. Maybe just a few more lines of dialogue. I was watching the news this morning and they said it could be a matter of seconds."
"Oh. Okay." The thought of having a beer passed briefly through Sudo's head, but he had already decided that he wouldn't. It was best to stay in Allah's good graces during these final moments.
"So is there anything you want to talk about? Anything at all?" Sudo wiped the sweat from his brow. The room was getting hotter.
"No," Wren said, taking a long pull from his diminishing cigarette. "I think this is it though."
"Is it?"
"Yeah," he said, scratching at his beard. "Well, no. One more. I'll have one more. You have that lighter again?"
"Sure man. Anything." Sudo handed over the lighter, wishing it was a BIC. Why hadn't they gotten a BIC?
Wren cupped his hands over the faithful stick and took a drag, making the room glow orange for the last time, as they drifted slowly, but surely, into the sun.
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Meh, writing is a skill that requires a lot of practice. Just writing you're already way closer to success than someone who's all like "I will write a book and it will be awesome - one of these days".
And most of writing is re-writing.
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Yeah, it's called Sex & Culture, she says it's really Philosophy of Sex bu they won't let her call it that which is straight up deceiving but not a big deal really.
I might post it or at least some of it, preferably after I figure out what they didn't like about it.
I'm also in the hot seat because someone informed someone that me and this asian guy aren't participating enough in our group of him and me and three girls, one who is asian I wanted to bang but she's already gained the freshmen 15; another hairy gross lesbian who claims she's not a lesbian; and a somali who wears a hijab yet openly talks about her sex life which is intriguing in a queer sort of way.
I thought she would understand that some students may not like to talk about their sex life and that that's NORMAL and you can't hold that against people, but I guess now I have to go explain that to her, which sucks because I actually participate but the asian kid doesn't and they're mad that me and him bailed from working on our group project. I lied and said I couldn't come because I can't drive on dilaudid (which I didn't have). I did it because I had meth eyes even thougn I was mostly sober.
That was a terrible choice because I talked about dilaudid a bunch in my hydro paper and I hope talking about a friend who became a dopewhore doesnt make me look like someone who needs a failing grade by association.
My other teacher, whom is a nigger, reads aloud from a book that says nigger a lot, and then he picks other people to read aloud and it's like watching roulette.
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Originally posted by Kuntzschutz
The majority of canadians are cucked out beyond belief. gadzooks and scron aren't bad looking dudes, so the only explanation is a mental defect.
Dude... I'm not trying to be mean, but scron's face objectively looks like it got tossed in a spit roast for three hours and suffered 300 third degree burns.
I guess that's what happens when you survive a suicide meth lab bombing
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