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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    my Normy

    at symbol 6:22 / i know soiboi will like it

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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Obbe Those are good soups. Add minestrone to the list, it's good too.

    Do not tell me minestrone is your favorite soup. I'm serious. I will burn you.
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  3. Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    Candyrein's favourite song:

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  4. tomorrow I'm going to take a walk outside <3<3<3
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  5. Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    Or actually, let's start even more basic.

    Try to make every day a +1 day. Get SOMETHING done every day. Cleaning your room. Making your bed. Dusting your desk. Clearing out the dishes in your sink. Laundry. It could be smaller even. Try to create as little mess as possible and get your house in order little by little.

    Try to get your personal hygiene in order. Write yourself a rough schedule like this on a piece of paper for a week. Literally allocate time to getting your basic shit together like an SRPG. Start building a routine. Wake up at a set time, take a shower every morning, brush your teeth every day, floss, keep adding these as +1s to your routine.

    Stop wearing fuck around clothes every morning, change into real clothes every day, put on real pants.

    Just start slowly getting your shit together. Stop thinking of all that bullshit about what your life was supposed to be in your head. Focus forward. Where are you? What can you do? It's hard but just Do a little bit positively every day.
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  6. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country All they had to do was rake the leaves…

    It's energy directed weapons, fired from space.
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  7. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    All they had to do was rake the leaves...
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  8. Vitamin G African Astronaut


    and if you haven't seen the whole thing:




    He even stopped his regular Twitter stream until the next day. You can tell it really stung him. This is one of his few non curated public appearances, and he got absolutely ruined by the upper-middle class white baseball fans in the stands. He looks like he's about to cry lmaoo
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  9. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut


    Thanks to helladamnleet for this gem lol
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  10. Y'all niggas is so mean to each other :(
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  11. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo idk mang, I'm pretty dedicated, my white family members are freaked out

    Do mexicans even have funerals or do they just throw them all in a hole on the outskirts of the town where chickens and dogs pick their rotting flesh apart?

    Lol I can tell you've never been to a Mexican funeral. They are basically parties.

    White funerals- Small, sad occasions where everyone dresses in black and maybe goes to church. There are some cold sandwiches and possibly some wine. You don't know half the people there because most of you have long since been distant to the deceased member you are now pretending to mourn.

    Mexican funerals- Literally a party. Celebrate life instead of mourning it. People still wear black and they go to church, but there's a party right after. Church is usually flooded and there's no place to sit. Also it's fine if you show up in jeans and a tshirt. Food is made fresh and good as fuck. Expect goat cheese, beans, rice, chicken, enchiladas, horchata, multiple varieties of aguas frescas, maybe atole/champurrada and tamales if it's winter time, tostadas, tacos, and coca-cola. None of that pepsi shit.

    You don't know who half the people are but it's because your family member was so celebrated and loved that they had people from all over who loved them. The last funeral I went to was for my uncle in a small village in between Zapopan and Oaxaca. My uncle went to that town 30 years ago as a priest and funded the money for a new church, a new school, a courtyard, and some cheap housing for the homeless population. He was beloved by all, and the party was about 3,000 strong. They literally had priests come in on a bus with some cardinal dude. I sung mariachi on stage, and later held his casket as we marched down the street in a parade. People were chanting, "Alejandro! Alejandro! Ya te vas! Alejandro! Alejandro! RA RA RA!" and then random people, men and women, young and old, would burst out sobbing. People were standing on the rooftops and throwing fireworks by hand. The entire town loved him, and he was ultimately buried under a statue they made for him, right in front of the church, surrounded by fresh flowers that get replaced weekly. During mass they rung the church bells three times, and set up chairs outside of the gates for people to sit and listen to mass on loudspeakers. I lifted my wheelchair'd grandmother up to look inside his casket.

    My family paid absolutely zero of it. The townspeople paid for everything. That is how a Mexican funeral goes. It is an all day event and party. Not this 3-5pm white people garbage that your culture has. You probably won't believe a word of this, and that's fine. But I have sent pictures to a few members here right when it happened, with a video of me singing on stage. It's on youtube if you're smart enough to pick up on the details, but I know you aren't.

    Mexicans are the master race. We respect our dead, and celebrate their life. White people neither respect their dead nor celebrate life. Hell, they don't even respect their living family members. Bet you haven't even talked to your mom today.
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  12. Damn. This is a pretty cool thread. What do you guys think? I'm just a dumb simpleton but he might just pull it off.

    What if it happens?
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  13. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Bragging about how great you are at consuming other people's labour?
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  14. Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I'm gonna buy one and use it for my general computing setup
    I'm going to try and create a setup that feels like what I would have used in 2005, only more powerful obviously so I can play the latest games like Stepmania, Morrowind and Deus Ex!

    Wasn't that a hipster trend to use old shit?

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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If you truly liked all this garbage technology and music you claim to find so superior you wouldn't have to try so hard to prove that it is in fact superior. You're SCARED that you actually have shit taste (which you objectively do) and therefore put down others who dont have your exact likes in order to reaffirm to yourself that you somehow have much better taste.

    You suck. Literally everyone else is a better person than you in general and if you drifted into the sun right this very moment, the world would be a better place and everyone would care about your death because we'd all have to start planning our celebrations and parties.

    I love you.
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  16. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo mlk was gang which is why gangs all hang out on his namesake streets all over the country



    Thanks for being a part of THE LONGEST THREAD ON THE INTERNET!
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  17. Poast Houston


    PLZDNTBAN A LIVE WIRE!!!
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  18. Poast Houston
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  19. hanorotu Yung Blood
    Did a quick search for my name,came across this post. Just wanted to say hey to all my old EZ buddies that are here
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  20. But stoner culture is objectively really really really fucking gay tho
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