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2019-10-30 at 9:53 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©πOn the tram today the guy beside me was reading the Unz review. Should have said hi.
On the bus home I was sorta snoozing, and some black girl fell asleep on my rolls of fat, it was comfy.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-10-30 at 9:05 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©πWhen you smoke 4.20 grams of weed at 4:20 on 4/20/4020
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2019-10-30 at 7:53 PM UTC in trolling walmartjust listened to the vocaroo
OP sounds really douchy
now his taste in music makes so much senseThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-10-30 at 7:40 PM UTC in trolling walmart
Originally posted by frumbob ππ¦ππ―π·π¦ I will destroy you
you mad lil bromo? You're a fucking bitch i will scam both your mother and your cuck father for doritos and eat them infront of you you half assed bitch
Originally posted by frumbob ππ¦ππ―π·π¦ I will destroy you
whoreThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-10-30 at 6:47 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©π2017: I'll eat your eyes
2019: I'll kill you
We are progressing.
Even though I'll kill you was captain falcon 2018.
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2019-10-30 at 5:13 PM UTC in jediSTEΓN AUTOPSY CONSISTENT WITH MURDERA rabbi and a priest are walking down the street when they see a kid. The priest says "wanna fuck him?" Rabbi goes "out of what?"
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2019-10-30 at 5:12 PM UTC in jediSTEΓN AUTOPSY CONSISTENT WITH MURDERThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-30 at 2:08 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©πFuck now everyone is trying to help me i didnt want this to happenThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-30 at 1:15 PM UTC in How do you feel about Tulsi Gabbard?didnt read but would boneThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-30 at 7:55 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©πOh I forgot to mention I finally won trivia tonight. First time ever at this location. We had a 6 person team which is why maybe. I usually always play with shannon (2 person team) but tonight we had 4 others.
I realize nobody cares. Whatever. I do :)
Sometimes it feels fun to brag right? Right.
Penis
Butt
Lamb
Chootie
Chootie's turtle friend named Alfred
Scooby doo
PLUTOThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-10-30 at 4:28 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©π
Originally posted by frumbob ππ¦ππ―π·π¦ Dating apps are so awkard its unpleasant. Especially when i have to hide everything about myself. Maybe im approaching it wrong. Id rather have it happen the natural way.
What's awkward? Arent you awkward? Doesn't that make it perfect? Everyone using a dating app to find "partners" is awkward so it's perfect.
I PERSONALLY dont give a fuck. I dont DATE. I have never used an application.. actually yes I have, I think it was called MeetMe or some shit and it worked on the first try lol. I met a girl on there then met her outside my apartment for safety purposes, talked to her on the street corner for like an hour and then finally went to her place and hooked up. That was a few years ago. But that wasnt a date.
Dating is dumb. I hate the word. I dont know. Everyone i care about I've already met and when i meet someone new then i will meet them in the right time and place. Its whatever. I'm just not good at meeting someone and DATING. god why does that word make me mad ? DATE ME.
Hey wanna go on a DATE? no. No I will just go hang out with you. It isnt a fucking DATE. it's just a thing. Fuck you.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-10-30 at 2:50 AM UTC in How do you feel about Tulsi Gabbard?blasphemers get put to the sword, that's howThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-30 at 2:45 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©πNigga go outside. You're just jacking yourself off at this point.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-30 at 1:30 AM UTC in Arent you fuys tired of the mainstream media sometimes?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-30 at 1:23 AM UTC in Arent you fuys tired of the mainstream media sometimes?wariat thinks if he says it's normal enough times it'll actually change reality and make him a paedomaster tooThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-30 at 1:12 AM UTC in israel Closes Embassies Worldwideroll a quarter under the gateThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-29 at 6:30 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©πInvolve your parents in your recovery. You can't trust yourself with drugs. Sit them down, talk to them about your situation, they'll freak but calm them down, literally ask them to help you taper and get your shit together. It's time to be open and honest with them and get their help.
Tell them you're done being a loser. Show them you are willing to get your shit together by actively hunting for a job, any job, and holding it down.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-10-29 at 4:04 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-29 at 3:39 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead Tell the story of that one time you buttchugged a forty. Or any other story from the era. You gotta entertain the masses if you're intending to actually make the longest thread on the internet.
Dude, that was you. You were trying to leave a party and as a goof we decided you needed to take goodbye shots with all of us. You got hammered and randomly said you'd try to buttchug a fourty. We said there's no way you could but it'd be cool. Then you wanted $50 for the act. You set yourself up against a couch and couldn't find your own asshole and wanted us to help guide it in. No one wanted to partake so you went next door where your drug addicted girl friend you always called Ho-zilla was passed out on pills. She wanted no part of it either so you promised her McDonalds in the morning if she'd help shove a fourty in your butt.
So you came stumbling back and finally got the fourty in your butt but couldn't buttchug any of it. With shame all over your face you asked for your $50. The guy tells you that since you didn't butt chug as promised he wasn't going to pay you. You then took a wild swing at him but was so drunk you just fell on your face. In a desperate attempt to save face you downed the rest of the fourty that was just in your butt.
Last I heard you woke up to Ho-zilla doing the laundry she had just done the day before. She says she woke up to you pissing all over the pile of clean clothes and when she asked you what you were doing you replied, "I have to do what I need to do." Or some stupid shit like that.
The fact you would make a wild claim that it was me who would do such unspeakable acts really shows what a piece of shit you are you degenerate fuck.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-10-29 at 2:56 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©πI went to school with a girl named Becky Coffee. That's all I have to add. Have a nice day everyone. :)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
