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2019-11-08 at 2:22 AM UTC in Got another raise today
Originally posted by cigreting Not bad man…keep up the good work and you'll see that 25 an hour someday for sure. Where do you work ?
This kind of mom and pop home exterior company that built a good name for itself. A lot of what we do is insurance work like hail damage to roofs, soffit, fascia, gutters, et cetera. During the winter we do a lot of snow removal.
Originally posted by DietPiano so… doubling the amount you earned in high school is not really that big of an accomplishment… I already did that plus some even at my ending wage after 2 years
I made minimum wage right out of highschool, so I actually almost tripled that in 10 years. My post wasn't clear, but I was saying there used to be a time when I aspired to make $10/hr and now I'm dreaming about $25/hr. It's just crazy where life takes you when you just buckle down and work hard.
Originally posted by iam_asiam68 that is what the general salary for floor machinists in every shop all across america and they feed their families on it. 18 - 22 is standard pay. when i was 24, i was making 25 hourly and as a single man then was able to bank crazy. i got married so i could then watch it all be removed from my possession to hers, but that is another story.
Yeah, my wife and I have gone over the budget time and time again and have figured out we'd be able to survive off of $16/hr, but now that's what she makes, and I obviously make more than that, so for the first time since having kids we're starting to feel like things will be okay. We've both been making adult decisions and are starting to see the reward.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-08 at 12:41 AM UTC in I need a good documentary on the Kosovo War.
Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lambasted lanny the lactating leprechauns longing larynx with large loads of laptoplolypop launched love lube, leaving the little lads lips lacerated, limpkin lactating and labia languishing with lockjaw..............(banned) when i was there in the mid 90s: zero. there was no 'large scale' organized organ harvesting in FRY.
caveat: FRY was crawling with organized crime…the likes of which are probably on par with what is going on in mexico now (ie, govt=organized crime and organized crime=govt)…and anything was fair game. including the fucking retards stealing radioactive garbage (literally…no euphemism) to sell on the black market. i know for a first-person verifiable fact that human trafficking was off the charts. most of those people that 'disappeared' were reappearing in someones gimp box or on a street corner in some first-world country as a sex slave. there is a very good possibility that illicit organ harvesting was taking place (due to circumstantial 'evidence') but nothing that panned out as verifiable. everything was circumstantial, unfounded, or investigated and determined to be bullshit.
about 30 years ago organ harvesting was a childrens bedtime story myth. starting in the early 90s there is established individuals (no evidence or 'large scale' organization) that would illegally steal organs. the funniest ones ive heard of are people that illicitly worked with funeral homes or coroners and collected freshly-dead organs/tissues to sell.
second caveat: it is currently cheaper to contact a living organ donor in a sub-third-world shithole, pay them a literally pittance, and they will give up virtually any organ.
Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lambasted lanny the lactating leprechauns longing larynx with large loads of laptoplolypop launched love lube, leaving the little lads lips lacerated, limpkin lactating and labia languishing with lockjaw..............(banned) where was this? in FRY there were zero 'child soldiers.' UN busy-bodies were everywhere…as well as reporters from every imaginable media outlet in the universe. there were so many of them they were literally in the way. they would have thrown a kibosh on any 'child soldiers' in about two heartbeats.
unless youre talking about that butt-fuck rodeo in albania where little kids were dragging cannons down the street that literally weighed as much as they did.
geriatric soldiers were everywhere…but nothing that could be considered a child.
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Originally posted by aldra how much truth is there to the supposed large-scale KLA organ harvesting operations?
when i was there in the mid 90s: zero. there was no 'large scale' organized organ harvesting in FRY.
caveat: FRY was crawling with organized crime...the likes of which are probably on par with what is going on in mexico now (ie, govt=organized crime and organized crime=govt)...and anything was fair game. including the fucking retards stealing radioactive garbage (literally...no euphemism) to sell on the black market. i know for a first-person verifiable fact that human trafficking was off the charts. most of those people that 'disappeared' were reappearing in someones gimp box or on a street corner in some first-world country as a sex slave. there is a very good possibility that illicit organ harvesting was taking place (due to circumstantial 'evidence') but nothing that panned out as verifiable. everything was circumstantial, unfounded, or investigated and determined to be bullshit.
about 30 years ago organ harvesting was a childrens bedtime story myth. starting in the early 90s there is established individuals (no evidence or 'large scale' organization) that would illegally steal organs. the funniest ones ive heard of are people that illicitly worked with funeral homes or coroners and collected freshly-dead organs/tissues to sell.
second caveat: it is currently cheaper to contact a living organ donor in a sub-third-world shithole, pay them a literally pittance, and they will give up virtually any organ. -
2019-11-07 at 7:57 PM UTC in there needs to be an open source means of communication that can't be tampered withDont make me fry your homing pigeon's motherboard, kid.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-07 at 7:53 PM UTC in there needs to be an open source means of communication that can't be tampered withSmoke signals
Homing pigeons
Mirrors
Ham radio equipment
Foot messengers
Message in a bottle
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2019-11-07 at 7 PM UTC in TI gets blasted for not wanting his daughter to be a whoreHymen big trouble.
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2019-11-07 at 4:16 PM UTC in My mom is a fucking idiot
Originally posted by Bill Krozby we all knew riser was alive, its just we also knew he goes through a series of "dark times" in his life, especially over what candy rein did to him. riser is a good boy, he takes care of his mother, he brings her soup when she's sick he even lays with her in bed and talks about the old days while he's higher than giraffe pussy, he's a good boy, fam. I knew his faggot ass would show up sooner or later.
Actually the opposite. Not posting here in a perpetual negative feedback loop improved my mental state quite a bit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-07 at 12:44 PM UTC in I'm gheyGREAT BUMP CANDY NOW IM FUCKING SAD AND ITS NOT EVEN 5AM
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2019-11-07 at 5:22 AM UTC in Jungle fever
Hey Lik Donnie, I'm smarter than you cos I'm a jedi.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-07 at 4:12 AM UTC in My mom is a fucking idiotOp and his mother had a fight at the dinner table with "Vanessa" his newest dakimakura! Op had walked away from the dinner table with tears in his eyes but then came back and said Vanessa and I are going to do our own thing together and then proudly walked up to his room clutching Vanessa. I hope ops mom learns one day to not be such a biggotThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-07 at 3:46 AM UTC in Jungle fever
Does anyone else enjoy pissing on their hand before agreeing to important shit?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-07 at 2:10 AM UTC in the orginal west coast ahkmah
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2019-11-06 at 10:59 PM UTC in Is Edward Snowden a deep fake?Way back we had one by the name of Max Headroom. The first artificial person on the airwaves.
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2019-11-06 at 5:47 PM UTC in If you kick a woman out of your pad while naked
Originally posted by Wariat How would you handle it star trek? This annoying bitch who begged you to twke her in for some orwl or w fuck the second time you gave in and now she is naked unsatisfied because you csnt get it up or domt want to fuck her or got so annoyed by her the seocnd she walked in it went limp, and the piece of shit ho is in your pad talking shit trying to rile you up and refusing to take the himts she is not wanted there?
I would resolve the situation by abusing her, not with my fists, but emotionally, like a middle class man.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-06 at 5:43 PM UTC in There is no such thing as an atheist in a sinking ship...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-06 at 4:41 PM UTC in HTS raped on latest SVU
Originally posted by Sudo I would like to hear it
I've written a lot of jokes for my nonexistent stand-up routine and I've got probably 8 minutes on puking up methadone in prison
I dont know where exactly its written, but it went something like this:
*****So i was talking to a gay friend online a few months ago and he was like "man im in such a rut. I need to get fucking laid." And i said "Whats stopping you?". And living out in the midwest, apparently the "scene" is not quite as "happening". He says "all the guys out here are little feminine twink faggots". He wants his dick sucked by a REAL man. I had no idea there were such complicated gay politics. So I say, "Why not just go to a bath house?" and he says "Um.....what?"
And its at this point that I realize...my gay friend has never been to a gay bathhouse.
I think Ive always been a bit jealous. Being a gay man just sounds like the greatest party ive never been invited to. Being able to fuck pretty much whenever you want? As a man, generally youve got to play it cool. Youve got to put a leash on that animal. If we articulated all the disgusting, perverse, borderline psychotic fantasies we have to most women, they would start armed gangs in the community. The Pink Panthers. We only get as gross and awful as we think you'll let us be. If youre gay though- there's no such hindrance. Want someone to waterboard you with piss while shoving 2 whole bags on jumbo marshmallows into your gaped asshole? Oh...THATS ON THE MENU, BOI. Someone will oblige you.
So he has never even HEARD of a bath house. I tell him...its just this establishment where gay men come, and its like a spa...except there are very different massages and facials going on. "Its basically gay disneyland" I say. (I mightve been overselling it). I tell him theres just rooms, and men lay in there jerking off with the door open, and then if you like what you see, you just walk in and dock dicks or whatever. He is CONVINCED i am playing a mean homophobic prank on him- baiting him with visions of lithe, rock hard, naked men walking through clouds of hot steamy steam. So for the record- apparently just by living on the West Coast, im actually more gay by osmosis- than a man who actually has sex with other men.
Gets me thinking. If one- A VERY VERY STRAIGHT MAN- were to walk into one such establishment for a one time only beej...would that make them a gay? Would I...he...even make it in the door? Is there a secret handshake? Specially trained dogs to sniff your asshole as you enter, to check for semen? These are questions worth asking.
So I go online and google search "gay bath house, Milwaukee" (for the first time. I swear). And lo and behold....there is such an establishment almost WALKING distance from him. (With a 4 star Yelp review I might add). I call the place and ask their hours and membership costs, and tell him where it is. He says hes going to head there in a few minutes, and thanks me. I go on with my day, proud of the kind of gay ally ive grown to be.
Eventually a few days passed and I saw him online again. I ask how everything went. He tells me he walked in to the place, but didnt go through with it. "Nerves?" I ask. "Cold feet?". "No" he says. "The place was just kind of grungy looking and sketchy. The lobby had these big old dusty green curtains from the 1970s..."
So BASICALLY.....he went to a place that he knew smelled like windex and cum, expecting to get stuffed full of anonymous cock, and passed up on an orgy because the decor wasn't on point.
And that, my friends........................is the GAYEST possible ending to this story.****
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2019-11-06 at 3:17 PM UTC in Can we just dox Wariat and be done with it?
Originally posted by Wariat Hey star trek, I know how you could get ahead in your company. Tell them you have a freelancer under your belt or a friend who is willing to help your company out and we could both benefit. Freelance gay porner and visual creative. I charge 150-300 bucks per project.
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2019-11-06 at 6:30 AM UTC in Can we just dox Wariat and be done with it?
Originally posted by Wariat No it hadd more o do with him breding so much while using tax payer money to fund his cult. Also moving onto my territory my neighborhood without getting permission from me. Thirdly truancy. Only does the fourth reason come up with one of his dsughters being somewhat hot, the eldest one who may have been 12 or so at the time. But an attracrion did not make any sort of sttempt made at her or anything.
Your territory? Lol. You are such a fucking cuck. I would run all over your territory wearing a clown mask and selling free meth to everyone. "Hey come to MY territory it's just down the street."
Then they'd all come to me to get my sweet treats and youd sit there dumbfounded making a faggot thread about what to do while meanwhile I exploit your previous customers and laugh heartedly in my DEN OF SIN.
Come visit me, faggot. You cant. You're too much of a bitch.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-06 at 2:04 AM UTC in Cartel beaners slaughter American family in Mexico
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2019-11-06 at 12:42 AM UTC in Cartel beaners slaughter American family in MexicoWasn't this the family in a VICE story?
I was just watching it a few months ago. I mean I know there are probably multiple Mormon ran ranches but they must all know one another.
Mitt Romney's family lives down there too
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