Originally posted by aldra
"please stop sending grandpa your thoughts and prayers he's becoming too powerful. he doesn't have cancer anymore and he threw a nurse out the window"
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Give me a fucking break. Hikki never left. It's always about "OMG I'm so depressed, none of y'all understand me, I'm such a special snowflake, boo-hoo-hoo, O why won't any of you get on your knees and suck my clitoris sized dick whenever I demand it? Hurrumph says I, your refusal of a lip job is offensive!"
Fucking Hikki is his own biggest enemy and he's ignorant to it. He's too much of an egotistical asshole to ever leave this place, for it's the only place where people will still talk to him despite him being a massive douchebag.
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I feel very safe here. Reminds me of autumn mornings before school when Id stretch my adolescent scrotum over the toaster coils to ward off the chill while Auntie James made buttermilk biscuits and sang songs about being felched by Matt Lauer.
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Originally posted by DietPiano
I thought I just bumped? Oh well
BUMPYOTSr
I would've changed the mouth but that fake smile is too perfect. That's truly a 100% cutom LOLcat that no body else can do. I've perfected the craft. Some people use an IOS algorithm to make their LOLcats but if you look closely a trained eye can tell they're not 100% CUSTOM.
MyWifeIsDead is a piece of shit for trying to derail THE LONGEST THREAD ON THE INTERNET! We're accomplishing things here that will be remembered for years and all he can talk about is how o b s e s s e d he is with facebook. I'd feel bad for the guy but he really brought it on himself.
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In Afghanistan and Iraq, they used literal lawyers to OK strikes where they didn't know what the fuck they were shooting at. The US classified all "military age" (12-49) males to be "enemy combatants". So if you killed a 13 year old walking to plough a field or some shit, that fit criteria fine. Because it doesn't matter if it's some brownie around the world, terrorist, not a terrorist, it's all the same.
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Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN
Only the same thing you've been threatening for two months.
Over a made up confrontation. You got it buddy. Love you regardless. Get some.
This defeatist attitude is literally the most homosexual thing you've ever done, and I've seen you give a dude a hickie so hard he bled. That dude was me.
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Originally posted by Sudo
Basically anywhere on either coast, just no landlocked countries except ethiopia. Definitely going to visit Somolia, NIgeria and Tanzania at some point.
I got that somali hookup on the chainwax in mt sex class, her name is Suad and I call her Saudi with a silent I in my head because I can't help myself from being a wasict, that's wrong though, you pronounce it Sue Odd.
I like listening to the Asian girl talk because she's just TOOO CUUUUTEE how freshman-y and shy she is for such a muncher, but I like listenting to sod more, it gets my gears turning without fail making scenarios in my head as to how she's hooking up yet still showing up in headgear everyday.
I'm not gonna ask her because I'd get expelled, but I can kind of steer the conversation different ways trying to get her to say different things, within reason.
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Originally posted by Sudo
I would fucking love to to to Africa. I understand comfort vs experience but you seem fairly proficient at your job and provided you aren't bullied to death you should be able to live a good while longer and save some money. I don't get the impression you live a very expensive lifestyle in day to day existence but provided you can plan to put some away incrementally over time you'll be fine unless a potato blight hits again and Brexit leaves you stranded hoping Iceland sends you some food that's not British and Terrible
What part of africa
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I got hired and fired within 2 fucking weeks. Got a great job saving scum bags loads of tax. Boss pays for me to go the shitty Island he grew up on to meet his family and friends, a sort of get to know each other along with some other faggot.
Massive house, girlfriend half his age, No Epstein vibes. Anyways we had already started drinking by the time we boarded the plane, 11am and I'm completely wankered by the time we attend a party in the evening. Within half hour of being there I apparently threatened to bottle some cunt, ask some strangers if I could get Cocaine; and slapped the birthday girl's ass who's party it was as I walked into the pub, (Infront of her family). Safe to say I was awoken in the morning by my now ex boss with a piece of paper with my flight details. I must have caused that much offense he put me on a seperate flight within 2 hours of waking. My original one was for 9.20pm. Clearly that was me finished. That job would have had me sorted for life. I debated going my Grandmother's so I could deepthroat one of my uncle's shotguns but thought better of it. Wouldn't be fair my brains ruining that lovely furniture/ decor.
So now I've decided I am NEVER going to drink again. Everytime I've been arrested/ caused problems is when I have been out of it. The bitter Irony is had I been on Cocaine at the time; none of this fucking mess would have happened cause I would have been sober.
Fuck-my-life!
Well, it's not all for nothing. I learned a shit load in those 2 weeks and have now applied for jobs in the same sector. With the knowledge gained I hope to climb my way back up but there's no way I'll get to where I could have been as fast. Complete abstinance unless in the confines of a room with limited person(s) / sluts has never given me any problems. I just have to know my limits.
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Originally posted by DietPiano
Yeah gont, my nigger class is half about the the CΓ΄te d'Ivoire, Sierra Leone nigger child soldiers roaming between the countries like hell on earth. Granted that was 20 years ago, but I don't see why you're traveling that far to get tramadol and handsome and well tanned individual hookers. I don't know gont, I guess if you stick to the frenchest cities you might be ok, I just don't see what you're looking for specifically from that part of the world that can't be found at least in part somewhere less dangerous and 1st Gen niggery.
But tbqh, I myself would like to visit Yemen before I die more than about any other country, and unfortuantely it does not look like that will be possible in the near and mid futures, but perhaps somewhere down the road things will change there and I can pretend to be canadian or something without being rattexed.
Yemen, Yemen sounds cool.
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Yeah gont, my nigger class is half about the the CΓ΄te d'Ivoire, Sierra Leone nigger child soldiers roaming between the countries like hell on earth. Granted that was 20 years ago, but I don't see why you're traveling that far to get tramadol and handsome and well tanned individual hookers. I don't know gont, I guess if you stick to the frenchest cities you might be ok, I just don't see what you're looking for specifically from that part of the world that can't be found at least in part somewhere less dangerous and 1st Gen niggery.
But tbqh, I myself would like to visit Yemen before I die more than about any other country, and unfortuantely it does not look like that will be possible in the near and mid futures, but perhaps somewhere down the road things will change there and I can pretend to be canadian or something without being rattexed.
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