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2019-11-23 at 3:48 PM UTC in Tesla unveil "CyberTruck" at ClusterFuck event
It has some deloreany styling, which is not coincidental - it is necessitated by the difficulty associated with moulding stainless steel.
OTOH no paint to scratch, which is awesome.
They broke two windows with heavy steel balls at the launch, while trying to show off how unbreakable the windows were. Apparently it worked in rehearsal.I've seen multiple people on Twitter do that exact photoshop, usually with Halo characters ;) Twitter's been having a blast with it. One person described it as "Dubstep in truck form". Another as "Robocop's redneck cousin's truck". Another as "When a DeLorean and an El Camino love each other very much…" ;) Lots of people also making jokes about it being so fast because there's so few polygons to render, or staring at their screen thinking that the truck hadn't finished loading yet.
https://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=15259078&cid=59442172
I think one person summed up the event the best: "Ok, did I just see @elonmusk bring out a triangle on wheels called a #Cybertruck filled with Mad Max cosplay dudes, beat it with sledgehammers, break it's windows, drag around an F150, race a Porsche and then stick an ATV up it's ass and then say 'good night!'?"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-23 at 3:17 PM UTC in Trump admits to impeachment chargeI've voted democrat in two out of the last three elections, dudebro.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-23 at 12:41 PM UTC in Canadia seems really bigCanada when we take AlaskaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-22 at 11:56 PM UTC in Trump admits to impeachment chargeBiden
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2019-11-22 at 11:49 PM UTC in The twin towers were destroyed by directed energy weapons
The PS2 had better graphics than this. -
2019-11-22 at 11:29 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood sounds like you folx are having a nice friday night
I'm in a good mood. Had a great day at work, next week is my last, then holidays, then transfer as soon as I come back.
Gave the Brazillian guy who cleaned the office some chocolates and other things as today was his last day, and feel good about myself for doing that too.
Got a gift of some money too.
Everything is going my way and life is getting better every day, even if I can scarcely believe it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-22 at 11:06 PM UTC in Most of you are actual pieces of shit.I only hit a woman once in my life, but that was after she swung a hard left and caught me straight in the side of the head, and then immediately jumped up on me and started trying to claw my eyes out and wrap herself around my upper body. I managed to fling her off, and she came right back, fast as lightning, and jumped up on me again and started trying to twist my head off, while giving me straight shots to the head and knees to the mid-drift at the same time. At a certain point I just said fuck this and started swinging, got at least two good shots to her head in and then grabbed her in a headlock, at which point she started flying around like a wildcat and kicking everything in the room over in the process, but I held on in the headlock and managed to drag her over to the front door and throw her out onto the stoop. This was all before she literally kicked a hole right through my $800 wooden front door and got through it into the house, and also tore the screen door half off. When the cops came, they asked me if I wanted to press charges, and I said no, but that I didn't want her back to my house ever again. The girl I had inside was terrified and standing naked on top of the bed the whole time, with a sheet wrapped around her.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-22 at 10:59 PM UTC in If Trump goes down, it should be for this.
Today, President Donald J. Trump commuted the prison sentence of Ronen Nahmani, an action strongly supported by many notable leaders from across the political spectrum, like Representatives Hakeem Jeffries and Mark Meadows.
https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/president-trump-commutes-sentence-ronen-nahmani/
Mr. Nahmani is a non-violent, first-time offender with no criminal history. He has five young children at home and his wife is suffering from terminal cancer. These extenuating circumstances underscore the urgency of his request for clemency.
Members of Congress and a broad cross-section of the legal community have expressed support for clemency for Mr. Nahmani. These include several distinguished senior Department of Justice officials, numerous prosecutors and judges, and many reputable legal scholars. Among his supporters are former United States Attorneys General Edwin Meese and Michael Mukasey, former Solicitor General Seth Waxman, former Senator Orrin Hatch, Senators Marco Rubio and Rand Paul, Representatives Mark Meadows, Matt Gaetz, Anthony Brown, Bradley Schneider, Darren Soto, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Eliot Engel, Frederica Wilson, Hakeem Jeffries, Lois Frankel, Ted Lieu, Tom McClintock, and many others.US President Donald Trump on Monday granted a presidential pardon to Israel-born Florida resident Ronen Nahmani, convicted in 2015 of distributing synthetic marijuana and sentenced to 20 years.
https://www.timesofisrael.com/trump-pardons-israel-born-man-jailed-for-drug-offenses/
The 41-year-old Nahmani is an ultra-Orthodox father of five whose wife has terminal cancer.
He was indicted for attempting in 2014 to sell the synthetic drugs obtained from China.
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“Mr. Nahmani is a non-violent, first-time offender with no criminal history,” the White House said in a statement. It added that the action was “strongly supported by many notable leaders from across the political spectrum.”Nahmani imported synthetic cannabinoids in powder form from suppliers in China and Hong Kong who shipped the substances to Nahmani by UPS and other international carriers. He paid these suppliers through wire transfers, which sometimes were sent by his brother, Israel Nahmani. At times, Nahmani discussed in emails with his suppliers the specific chemicals they were sending him, showing that he knew the chemicals included AB-Fubinaca and THJ-2201.7
https://caselaw.findlaw.com/us-11th-circuit/1870570.html
Nahmani operated as a wholesaler, selling to others around the country the synthetic cannabinoids in powder and smokeable forms. He sold large quantities of synthetic cannabinoids in powder form, including more than 40 kilograms of powder to a single purchaser. He also set up in a storage space a laboratory to turn the powder into consumable products that could be smoked with plant material or in e-cigarettes. To create a smokeable product, Nahmani mixed the powder with liquid acetone and coated plant material with the mixture, which he packaged into small bags. Nahmani also mixed the powder with tobacco gel to create a product to be smoked in e-cigarettes.
Nahmani marketed his products under a variety of names. Some names, such as Scooby Snax and Mary Joy, conveyed that the products were related or similar to marijuana. Nahmani labeled some of the products as “potpourri” or “not for human consumption,” but the government presented testimony that the products were intended to be consumed and that these labels were included to avoid detection by the Food and Drug Administration.
Nahmani distributed the products with assistance from his brother, Israel. Sometimes Nahmani or others would deliver the products in person. Other times Nahmani or Israel would ship the products through UPS, using aliases to make it more difficult to tie the packages to them.
TLDR: Trumps pardoned a drug dealing Jəw because other j́ews demanded it. -
2019-11-22 at 9:13 PM UTC in Most of you are actual pieces of shit.
Originally posted by ORACLE Oh they're mentally unbalanced. But real criminal degenerates don't sit around posting on niggas in space. They are out engaging in criminal degeneracy. The ones here are pussies and cripples.
Au Contraire. When you don't work a real job, there's a lot of free time in between hitting the methadone clinic, dropping off weapons in north Hollywood, and driving a bitch to Palm Springs to fuck an Indian businessman bc you still need $1200 re-up more heroin. -
2019-11-22 at 8:16 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
Originally posted by ORACLE Sploo 99% of this site is composed of losers. Stop listening to their advice. Go get a job, spam like 50 job applications tomorrow.
Make up some "experience" as a low level muckraker job like a janitor. Use it to get someone to give you a shot at their lowest value job. Go apply as a dishwasher or something.
Make some money, give yourself some exposure and options.
Every day you don't spend actively job hunting, is a day you waste. I am telling you, everything else you do between this point and that one will be some other airhead shit that will literally move you forward 0% in any direction.
Make your job, finding a job. Even if someone gives you a job, you will probably show up late and get fired if you just show up without your energy and focus. You have to get used to waking up a regular, normal time, like 7 AM. You have to get used to the feeling on getting out of bed, getting ready, putting on normal clothes.
You are waiting for some scale to tip and some bolt of lightning to fall from the sky and give you the energy to fix your shit. You are like a giant baby right now and it is fucking pathetic. Get your shit together.
We gave him all this advice already but we did a way better job and we aren't brown, dumb, depressed, and ubemployed and in no position to give advice. You aren't in any better situation than himThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-22 at 7:54 PM UTC in My IRL best friend just blocked me off everything LELThis post has been edited by a bot I made to preserve my privacy.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-22 at 7:32 PM UTC in My IRL best friend just blocked me off everything LELBird control isnt a consp8racy. The hills have eyes tooThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-22 at 7:26 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕Who the fuck says mad. Your social skills are nonexistent and you should definitely isolate yourself and not talk to anyone because you're too cool and too far above most people tbqh famThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-22 at 7:14 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-22 at 6:32 PM UTC in Do you even know how to open a banana?Don’t rip it’s head off
pinch it’s bottom
for retardos - the other wayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-22 at 5:51 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
Originally posted by Sudo dat steroid n painkiller lyfe is pretty beefy n pain killin
lol same
i wasted the whole day on accident from overshooting the dose on the latter though, so gonna turbo mode tonight (i dont mean taking more drugs)
I need to run out of what I got and then I'm all done god willing forver. I think my brain is starting to register all uppers and downers as non-euphoric which is honestly a really really really good thingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-22 at 5:45 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
Originally posted by Rrr its surprisingly hard to find other things to do locally that are worth it. there aren't really that many open social hobby clubs or whatever that aren't just bars.
entitlement is a good thing. get more stuffs more mememe
YOU LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY SHUT THE FUCK UP
JUST SHUT UP
come to think of it, you aren't really worth it for that many hobby clubs eitherThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-22 at 3:13 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
Originally posted by Rrr You arent in much of a different situation than im in besides work but you never seem to find your existence empty because you spend all day thinking up essays in your head about your doctor appointments and yelling at your sister. Also youre not always dying like i am for some reason
I typed a reply to this earlier but my phone deleted it and I passed out
Sploo, basically none of that is true.
What do you mean by situation? Ultimately apart from semantics it doesn't really matter. You don't know what you're talking about.
Right, yeah, the only difference is that I work and you don't. But also that I live with roommates whereas you live with your mom and dad now and your entire life, and don't support yourself financially or in literally any other way including helping around the house, or outside of the house, or cooking or doing any kinds of chores whatsoever including unclogging the toilet you clog every other day; and that you aren't in college right now (even though they're obviously in session because that's how college works) even though you have literally zero responsibilities unlike me who goes to school and works full time despite having pain and nervous system disorders preventing me from doing certain types of jobs; you don't have a family that hates you and treats you shit even though you don't treat them like shit, you treat your family like shit and they treat you like a prince in your bundyfap dungeon, they give you a 20 dollar a day drug allowance, you beat up your dad and tried to bottle him recently for no reason other than because you have behavioral problems, you harass your neighbors and steal from them and vandalize their property for no reason, you get the police called on you by your parents and your neighbors and get let off the hook, you've never been to jail unlike me but you seem to think going to jail in new york city is a good idea and you try to keep getting arrested for that express purpose, your dad pays you 20 dollars a day to go to college so you don't drop out, you complain you haven't met anybody in college, yet all you do is play on your phone during class whereas I made friends with my classmates and use my phone to text girls from my classes after school instead, I go to sports games at my college and pro games and played some in high school and I do stuff outside like shooting and hiking, you don't do anything outside. You play the same 3 video games over and over on repeat, I haven't had a tv set up in over a year.
I talk to my ex gf sometimes whereas you send threats to a girl named Gods that you don't even know and think that she was your girlfriend because she kept blocking you (from social media) in seductive ways. You jack off to cockroaches and girls getting raped then eating shit then getting killed because it will retrain your brain into becoming psychopathic, which will obviously help you unfuck your life and get you a girlfriend, which is also why you're obsessed with IQ scores and how many mental health diagnoses you recieve. You do several bottles of cough syrup each week and well as bottles of diarrhea medicine that kills you, and fucking tylenol and aspirin because you clearly want to die and wonder why you've been feeling like you're dying. Not to mention snorting the §m£ÂgØL-tier reddit drugs that don't even get you high. Neither do utterly neglect my hygiene by going weeks without brushing my teeth and showering despite the fact that you jack off as much as your brain will let you sometimes.
For some reason you haven't bought new clothes in years to the point where all your shirts have necklines that have worn almost to the nipple (not vnecks), which I didn't even know was possible, I mean the only way I can imagine it happening is if you somehow VIOLENTLY rip them off of your head as hard as you can every single time you take them off, but roshambo had some like that as well but not quite as bad, so maybe you guys learned that from each other. Strangely enough you finally bought some more after I told you to and cut your hair (didn't feel as good about that one tbqh). You complain about ruining your life like a total MOON PERSON and then ask for advice on how to fix it and when given really good advice from multiple people you try to find as many excuses as possible as to why you shouldn't even attempt to do any of it and then when we get you in a corner you can't possibly back any further from you ignore us until you think we forgot about it and then you go back to doing what you really want to do, which is both nothing and complaining about the same thing you did nothing to attempt to rectify like a total MOON PERSON. -
2019-11-21 at 11:05 PM UTC in Me being casualNo one. Gives. A. Fuck.
If we stop giving you attention, will you die? You're like a shark that has to keep moving to have oxygen to breathe, instead in your case it's trying to fuck children and being painfully below average. -
2019-11-21 at 9:36 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
Originally posted by Solstice No, he's just like everyone else. He thinks mental illness is a choice and that we all victimize ourselves and could easily get out of it with a little effort. It's understandable. No hard feelings, honestly.
Yeah kind of. I mean yes I understand. Even when I was sober and not depressed for a while, I tended to start saying the same things. "Just fucking get over it. Just deal with it. Just HANDLE IT."
obviously I know that it's not that easy and it doesnt work like that. I even invented a good analogu that I like to claim credit for .
Telling a depressed person to just get better is like telling someone with two broken legs to just walk to the hospital. :)
I'm proud of that one.
But anyone it's kinda true kinda not. I mean if you have two broken legs you cant walk, but also if you sit there saying I have two broken legs and never do anything about it I mean maybe you deserve to have your broken legs. At some point you gotta do something.
I say this as a man heavily inflicted with bipolar depression. I realise that just 5alking about my depression will never fix it. I have to do something. Lol. That's why I drinkThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
