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2019-11-22 at 3:20 AM UTC
Originally posted by ORACLE Sploo, grasshopper.
Get a job, any job. Open up Craigslist, open up your local newspaper's website, look for any fucking job, minimum wage, scraping shitters, I don't give a fuck. Learn how to take care of yourself. Learn how to be a fucking man.
You are in your 20s and have no skills, no friends, no education. You're generating $0 and costing someone so etching to keep alive. You seem to think you deserve something.
Maybe you'll say "no I fucked up I deserve nothing" as a meme but the thing is that you haven't really actually internalised your situation: you are not going to get a job you like, you are not going to come up with some brilliant master stroke that will claw you out of the hole, you're not going to have the balls to kill yourself, you're not gonna win some cosmic lottery and find yourself in the life you desire.
You are at the very bottom of the bottom. Everyone you ever looked down on, the janitors, the housekeepers, the waiters, they are fucking WAY above you.
On some level you still view this like it's a cartoon playing in your head. You are utterly out of touch with reality. You need to eat shit at a job to prove you're worth something in a not shit eating position. And understand what it feels like to eat shit and grind and make some money.
You need to come to terms with the fact that you are not worth shit and you need to do the shittiest, down lowest jobs to even compete right now. You don't get to pick. You take what you get.
And stop taking shitty online tests. If you want to fill some forms, fill out a shitload of job applications tomorrow. If you can ride a bike, go do Uber Eats.
You are an unemployed depressed person trying to give advice on how to stop being unemployed and depressed
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2019-11-22 at 3:20 AM UTC
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2019-11-22 at 3:25 AM UTCWelp! I had a crusty Turkey bacon sandwich with my sis, dropped of a bag of devil lettuce at Don's place, and listened to some tool and now, I am home again. I'm gonna get really fucking high. Drinking time is over. No more.
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2019-11-22 at 3:40 AM UTC
Originally posted by DietPiano I typed a reply to this earlier but my phone deleted it and I passed out
Sploo, basically none of that is true.
What do you mean by situation? Ultimately apart from semantics it doesn't really matter. You don't know what you're talking about.
Right, yeah, the only difference is that I work and you don't. But also that I live with roommates whereas you live with your mom and dad now and your entire life, and don't support yourself financially or in literally any other way including helping around the house, or outside of the house, or cooking or doing any kinds of chores whatsoever including unclogging the toilet you clog every other day; and that you aren't in college right now (even though they're obviously in session because that's how college works) even though you have literally zero responsibilities unlike me who goes to school and works full time despite having pain and nervous system disorders preventing me from doing certain types of jobs; you don't have a family that hates you and treats you shit even though you don't treat them like shit, you treat your family like shit and they treat you like a prince in your bundyfap dungeon, they give you a 20 dollar a day drug allowance, you beat up your dad and tried to bottle him recently for no reason other than because you have behavioral problems, you harass your neighbors and steal from them and vandalize their property for no reason, you get the police called on you by your parents and your neighbors and get let off the hook, you've never been to jail unlike me but you seem to think going to jail in new york city is a good idea and you try to keep getting arrested for that express purpose, your dad pays you 20 dollars a day to go to college so you don't drop out, you complain you haven't met anybody in college, yet all you do is play on your phone during class whereas I made friends with my classmates and use my phone to text girls from my classes after school instead, I go to sports games at my college and pro games and played some in high school and I do stuff outside like shooting and hiking, you don't do anything outside. You play the same 3 video games over and over on repeat, I haven't had a tv set up in over a year.
I talk to my ex gf sometimes whereas you send threats to a girl named Gods that you don't even know and think that she was your girlfriend because she kept blocking you (from social media) in seductive ways. You jack off to cockroaches and girls getting raped then eating shit then getting killed because it will retrain your brain into becoming psychopathic, which will obviously help you unfuck your life and get you a girlfriend, which is also why you're obsessed with IQ scores and how many mental health diagnoses you recieve. You do several bottles of cough syrup each week and well as bottles of diarrhea medicine that kills you, and fucking tylenol and aspirin because you clearly want to die and wonder why you've been feeling like you're dying. Not to mention snorting the ยงmยฃรgรL-tier reddit drugs that don't even get you high. Neither do utterly neglect my hygiene by going weeks without brushing my teeth and showering despite the fact that you jack off as much as your brain will let you sometimes.
For some reason you haven't bought new clothes in years to the point where all your shirts have necklines that have worn almost to the nipple (not vnecks), which I didn't even know was possible, I mean the only way I can imagine it happening is if you somehow VIOLENTLY rip them off of your head as hard as you can every single time you take them off, but roshambo had some like that as well but not quite as bad, so maybe you guys learned that from each other. Strangely enough you finally bought some more after I told you to and cut your hair (didn't feel as good about that one tbqh). You complain about ruining your life like a total MOON PERSON and then ask for advice on how to fix it and when given really good advice from multiple people you try to find as many excuses as possible as to why you shouldn't even attempt to do any of it and then when we get you in a corner you can't possibly back any further from you ignore us until you think we forgot about it and then you go back to doing what you really want to do, which is both nothing and complaining about the same thing you did nothing to attempt to rectify like a total MOON PERSON.
This was pretty funny. The best thing about my situation is it makes posts like this. I'm going to reread it ten times for an ego boost -
2019-11-22 at 3:50 AM UTC
Originally posted by Rrr I agree it doesnt sound attractive. Its just comfortable. I dont expect it to be sustained forever. I should be allowed to enjoy myself while in the limbo period of switching colkeges/joining school clubs/school internships
"I should be allowed" is MOON PERSON for Entitlement
Did you actually sign up for any clubs yet? Do any of them start now? If you did that's great, but you need to find something else you can sign up for or volunteer at right now -
2019-11-22 at 4:05 AM UTCi didn't get a response from them yet. I sent inquiries to like 6 of em. might be because its middle of semester
its surprisingly hard to find other things to do locally that are worth it. there aren't really that many open social hobby clubs or whatever that aren't just bars.
entitlement is a good thing. get more stuffs more mememe -
2019-11-22 at 4:14 AM UTC
Originally posted by Rrr I agree it doesnt sound attractive. Its just comfortable. I dont expect it to be sustained forever. I should be allowed to enjoy myself while in the limbo period of switching colkeges/joining school clubs/school internships
You've been in limbo forever. Limbo implies there are things on either side and if you don't do something it'll be a permanent state. If you go to school with the same tools you have right now any half decent school will take your parents money, laugh and you and send you out the door. You're making excuses to justify the static state of your life like a fucking moon person. I saw potential in you sploo and told you this, warned you if you don't do anything about it this is what's going to happen and I was SPOT FUCKING ON. Maybe you should do something instead of do what you've always done which is absolutely nothing. The fact you're even trying to argue/justify doing nothing is further proof you're a weak little bitch. If you were in any other generation or in any country outside of north america you would be culled and ground up as a cheap substitute for horse glue.
You're just really pathetic sploo. You need to get beaten up. It would actually be good for you. You're nothing close to a man and are barely a boy. Just an asexual baby crying and shitting yourself in the comfort of your parents home. Babies actually progress forward though and you're only moving backward. Nothing you're doing is moving you forward you weak little bitch. You aren't even existing on a base human level right now. Beating you until you were on the brink of consciousness would at least let you know what life is about.
Originally posted by Rrr What are you doing with your life that is any better by comparison
I'm not going to answer that specifically here but in contrast to your situation I look after at least 3 people on a daily basis
Basically sploo, you have all the worst traits of a moon person and are even less functionally intelligent, useful, socially adjusted and relevant to the world. You don't even know the first thing about the world and life because you're such a little bitch you're afraid to experience it. I wish your dad was slightly less of a bitch and would have beaten the queer out of you as a youth boy. It's sad that you're such a weak person when there are so many stronger people in so much tougher situations who are capable of pulling themselves out of it. I hope these people kidnap you some day and somehow find the perfect number of dollars to extract from your parents to prevent them from killing you. I'm guessing around $1300, which is more than you've made your entire life and a vast over assessment of your valueThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-22 at 4:17 AM UTCDang Daniel
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2019-11-22 at 4:25 AM UTClet me be the match that burns down your triangle shaped fail fortress of Imodium and cockroach masturbation
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2019-11-22 at 4:26 AM UTCThis thread has now been like 20 pages of people screaming at me to just DO SOMETHING and me still not doing anything. I love it. My existence is trolling on another level because I dont even have to try, all I have to do is be myself to make people mad
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2019-11-22 at 4:33 AM UTC
Originally posted by Rrr This thread has now been like 20 pages of people screaming at me to just DO SOMETHING and me still not doing anything. I love it. My existence is trolling on another level because I dont even have to try, all I have to do is be myself to make people mad
so epic and cool. It's your life faggot you're free to choose to be malice 2.0 and the very few people you do meet are free to wonder what your IQ is.
"hahaha I do nothing and my life is so meaningless the only people I interact with and don't even know me on a personal level tell me to do something instead of being such a failure"
wow. such a cool internet troll you are. yawn/kill yourself -
2019-11-22 at 4:45 AM UTCYouve been laying in bed with a cast on your foot all week just thinking about my life lol
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2019-11-22 at 4:46 AM UTC
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2019-11-22 at 4:52 AM UTCI'm so cool that I've never had to wear a cast.
I did wear a sling once.
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2019-11-22 at 5:08 AM UTCThe only thing I sling is dope
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2019-11-22 at 5:10 AM UTCI feel if sploo temporarily lost the use of his limbs only to regain them later, he might feel a sense of gratitude for their utility and learn to be more productive with his use of them
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2019-11-22 at 5:11 AM UTCdat steroid n painkiller lyfe is pretty beefy n pain killin
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2019-11-22 at 5:45 AM UTC
Originally posted by Rrr its surprisingly hard to find other things to do locally that are worth it. there aren't really that many open social hobby clubs or whatever that aren't just bars.
entitlement is a good thing. get more stuffs more mememe
YOU LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY SHUT THE FUCK UP
JUST SHUT UP
come to think of it, you aren't really worth it for that many hobby clubs eitherThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-22 at 5:46 AM UTC
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2019-11-22 at 5:51 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo dat steroid n painkiller lyfe is pretty beefy n pain killin
lol same
i wasted the whole day on accident from overshooting the dose on the latter though, so gonna turbo mode tonight (i dont mean taking more drugs)
I need to run out of what I got and then I'm all done god willing forver. I think my brain is starting to register all uppers and downers as non-euphoric which is honestly a really really really good thingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
