Originally posted by gadzooks
Tbh, pretty much any of these types of conspiracy theories are quite useful to me as a heuristic litmus test for IQ.
I just tally up the number of these conspiracies a person believes in then calculate their IQ by dividing 100 by that number.
If they mention the luminardy or reptilians, those count for 2 points apiece.
I'm going to laugh when your 200 IQ fivehead ass gets dragged to the FEMA camps by the liserd illuminati to get a vaccine that gives your children autism and implants an RFID tracker into you to bring about the abolishment of paper currency and borders. I bet you think the satanic NASA globe model is real (NASA is HEBREW for DECEPTION) and a bunch of Saudis did 9/11 and their passports miraculously survived the crash and also that tower 7 collapsing is totally non-suspicious.
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Half your age plus seven is an unofficial rule of romance often credited to French author Max O’Rell (Léon Paul Blouet) in his 1901 love manual with the incredibly romantic title of Her Royal Highness Woman and His Majesty Cupid. In it, Blouet’s mathematical formula applied to the ideal age of a bride as half the groom’s age plus seven years.
Over the 1900s, half your age plus seven became a popular dating rule for sexual partners, not just marriage partners—but don’t miss it’s gendered undertones, as the age being halved is almost always the man’s. The French entertainer Maurice Chevalier referenced half your age plus seven in an interview with Detroit News in 1931. By 1951, the American play The Moon is Blue and the 1953 film based on it both mention half your age plus seven.
The rule was so well-known by the 1950s that even Malcolm X is quoted as being a staunch believer in half your age plus seven.
Many decades later, the rule remains widespread. In 2007, the poplar webcomic XKCD referenced the rule, though brilliantly recast it as the “Standard Creepiness Rule.”
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Originally posted by ORACLE
Bugz I don't remember your username on Zoklet at the time but you made a great post shitting on the nofap incels and what a worthless waste of mental energy it was.
Oh Dear, look what I found on my old imgur page
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Originally posted by Solstice
Who the fuck eats pop tarts with melted butter? Just spoon feed yourself Crisco already.
Hey, Everyone has their vices. I know it's not the healthiest but I have also changed my diet to eating less meat and drinking veggie smoothies
and just to let you know It wasn't BUTTER as I stated. my fault. it was Heart Healthy Spread that is a butter substitute.
and it was fucking awesome. Afterwards, I logged into xvideos.com and watched milf Stepmom molesque her stepson from college and rubbed one out. couldn't sleep. fucking Gigi snores like a dude.
this is why I get up past 12 noon. I can't fall asleep until she gets up around 6am.
Sup with all of the "Family Dysfunctional" porn. almost exclusively white folx? Lets let Candy answer.
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Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer......................................................................................... (banned)
no…the billionaires would get taxed 50% then the billionaires would increase the price of what theyre selling and at the same time reduce the wages/benefits to their employees…meaning by the time all is said and done theyve increased their income 75%
as evidenced by worldwide reductions in pay and benefits to the working class while goods have increased in price while the 1% has the highest gross-income/definable net-worth that they ever have since records have been kept.
thats not how they evade taxes.
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Originally posted by Sudo
I hope to one day also beat pharmaceuticals. I wake up everyday in a state of withdrawal and my ability to retain information is affected. It's a trap and a cycle it is difficult to get out of but I pray one day soon I will be.
This thread made me realize drugs arent the worst coping mechanisms in the world. Being a weeaboo seems worse and I dont really identify or understand. I feel I would be a lot more confused and depressed.
i certainly wish you luck in your quest.remember that the grass is always greener in someone elses yard, weaboos may appear more functional simply for not being you and vice versa. problem is too many kidiots think being a junkie is glamorous or some shit. so many of them feel so cool for knowing some disheveled retard in an alley who sells them cheap bunk pills and they think they are getting top quality stuff. makes me realize why bullshit with no recreational value lik xanax is so popular.
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All of this is untrue. I can link you to some modern police training if you like. It's called positional asphyxia and it's been known of for a very long time. Many police departments already teach about this, and teach how to restrain someone properly so you dont restrict their breathing or injure them. Its standard knowledge for cops in many countries including yours. People CAN speak when they're being suffocated. Go ahead and try it. Only inflate your lungs a quarter of the way. See if you can talk and keep a timer running for when you pass out.
Humans need to fill our entire lungs to breathe correctly, and even over inflate them at times. This is why so many people died in the iron lung at first. They didn't know to over inflate.
If you want some reading this talks about the mechanism behind full inflation a little more objectively.
Originally posted by Sudo
My mind was fucked then. I have to admit, being a totsean is part of my identity in some way. I'm creative and destructive and socially antisocial. Those are unifying things that define a lot of us I think.
I Love you guys go fuck yourselves
Yeah totse was a big part of my teenage years and really had an impact on me. Left me with an open mind about things. I usually drift away and come back, but with seemingly everywhere either being an echo chamber, heavily censored or too topical the space station is nice.
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Originally posted by Sudo
I like your Honus Wagner reference but it's doesn't really hit like it should. Honus is mostly known for having the most expensive playing playing card of all time, his rookie card is worth like half a mill I think. In those days 21 years at the major leagues wasn't that impressive. Cy Young, Ty Cobb, Phil Neikro and Satchel Paige (who I would find to be the closest examples to you) all had longer careers. Hell, even Nolan Ryan did. Honus just had a great lifetime batting average and an extremely expensive rookie card.
Phil Neikro won a ton of games past the age of 40; Bartolo Colon can only dream of being as dominant, but Satchel Paige pitched until he was almost 60, plus in the negro leagues you'd play a gruelling schedule with much harsher conditions, sleeping in barns half the time.
I appreciate your turn of the century baseball reference but I don't believe it to be fitting unless you meant it for some other reason
Edit: just looked it up and his rookie card is actually work 3.12 MILLION
Ok, you've convinced me. I am now the Satchel Paige of the Totse world.
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I joined the Temple of the Screaming Electron in 1989 and have been through all the incarnations since then. Thirty years. I'm like the Honus Wagner of the Totse world.
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