Originally posted by Sudo
dude I'll play you anytime, I have the mobile app now. I had obbe but he wouldn't agree to anything but 1 move per day and thought all day about the move while I forgot about the game altogether so he won.
What's Queens Gambit? Something I should google? I know it as chess terminology but I imagine it's a TV show or something too.
Lol it's a show on netflix about a little girl who becomes a chess grandmaster in a short period of time. It's based off of a lot of people and shes a fictional character the entire time.
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Originally posted by Sudo
You forgot Juggalo Josephine
I binged Queens Gambit the other day and then went to chess.com and logged in and saw our old matches, lol. You vs me. They were still logged as if they had happened yesterday.
We played 3 times and I won once, and I reviewed the game and it was really embarrassing on both ends. I should've won like 5 moves prior to when I did, but I still won.
But you won the other 2 times.
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One day while Hitler was masturbating, Eva Braun got wood. She could no longer help herself! She watched as Hitler stroked his juicy kawaii cock. She approached Hitler which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Eva too. Being drenched in his urine made her harder than ever! Eva: "Hitler Senpai! I'm a pure aryan and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Hitler: "Oh Eva Chan! I always knew you were aryan! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Eva grabbed a bunch of flavored live and rubbed it all over her head Eva: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Eva then stuffed her head up into Hitler's tight ass! The other generals around the bunker watched intently as Eva shoved her head back and forth into Hitler's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other generals also became aroused and they all gathered around Eva and Hitler and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Hitler: "Oh my goodness, Eva Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your cock nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other generals became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Eva completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Hitlers's nice round ass. Hitler: "Nein! wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the generals went inside of poor squirming Hitler and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The Allies came inside and found Hitler, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of nazis.
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What the fuck is this amateur hour. Hit me up counsel, i'll fabricate convincing evidence for either side for less than a millie. Spend some of that corporate espionage money, i know you guys are all about that shit.
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Originally posted by Ghost
I'm like half your age and have had more girlfriends than you. I've probably gotten more girls pregnant too
You nut in a bitch once and then sign any piece of paper she throws at you, fucking idiot.
3 seeds,a few wives your logic does not add up, plus you fuck men that cancels out any female conquests. Not to mention you resemble an aids emaciated Chuck Norris lol.
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