I live on a river otter farming community actually. We breed them both commercially and for domestic consumption. They're primary value is derived from the sleek fur that is used to make bestiality themed sexual pariphinalia. The milk is also used by our people to make a variety of cheeses.
Honestly, when it comes to these guys, I don't know what we'd do with otter'm.
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Anyone here like them? I didn't know they were in texas until yesterday evening I'd never seen one before in real life. Theres a creek out by my place and I saw a parent and its pup swimming and I was like "woaaah dude theres an otters!" and he my friend was like "river otter?! I'm gonna go get my gun" And I was like don't do that man you're going get us in trouble I'm going to lay out some tuna for them
But yeah they are pretty cute a lot better than possums but I've heard they are dangerous also
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just a reminder that Amazon's internal policies have been leaked, and that they dictate that low-level work crews need to be made 'diverse' explicitly because it is much more difficult for them to unionize without a commonality like race or religion.
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Originally posted by Sudo
The first non fake news of this thread: Spectral likes to troll and has been doing it for a long time
I'm only now starting to realize that but he makes me fall for it every time because I know there really are people that stupid in this country/world and it infuriates me and makes me wish i could do something about it
But yeah he's definitely faking it/trolling and i need to stop falling for it and feeding him
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So I go to walmart not to steal, like to get good deals and some lemons. I drink lemon water.
So I'm in the back, puttzin with stuff, Maybe I did have my shirt up and maybe there was some product goin some dodgey places
i was finna purchase that! But not when you makin me all uncomfortable and shit watchin me steal and what not.
ABORT MISSION. Mind you I'm drunk as shit, i'm still a little drunk.
So I'm walkin out, and I'm in a like a racing jacket IDK what you call them. I bought it for my boy whose a mechanic, it's dale earnhardt or his dad or some shit. Anyway, point being it's a tight fitting jacket and I was free ballin eqiuvalent of a shirt.
I'm walkin out, and this kid grabs me by my left arm. Now when I say kid, this boy looks about 16. I grab his arm with my left hand, and use my left hand on his bicep and say "What the fuck you grabbin me for"
We walk up he's sputtering his words. I got a fuckin death grip on his bicwep, squeezing like it getting milked, i'm making him explain tot he CSM that he grabbed me.
We're callin the cops.
We're lockin shit down.
We're shuttin shit up.
He said somethings under my shirt. Now I"m in the front of walmart at 8pm on a friday, half naked, demanding to know what's under my shirt that he stopped me and grabbed me.
Tried calling walmart, was told "Shelly" who doesn't know her last name, doesn't know what her position ("ARe you sure ma'am? Walmart.com said to call and get your name and position, but you don't have a last name or a job title?") simultaneously my attornies callin and shit.
So basically shelly who doesn't havea last name, doesn't know who her manager is, doesn't know when the manager works there, and doesn't know whot he young man who grabbed me is.
*half way through*
"Bitch I told you this shits all recorded, can you stop tripping over your own words, please? You're not making sense."
Then I drove to target.
God Bless my dead.
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OP's nose is so big that when he went for a walk in Israel he turned his head and knocked a ship off course in the suez canal and caused a 50 billion accident with his giant fucking cock nose
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