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  1. This was back when I was auditioning for the starring role in Knight Rider. I had eaten mexican food and the talking car kept making rude comments about my flatulence
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  2. Cringe
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  3. Ghost Black Hole
    lol poor trailer hick faggot blew his biden bucks on CD's what a fucking maroon
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  4. Ghost Black Hole
    okay normie
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  5. Remember the time I performed a miracle and fed 5,000 hungry people?
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  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Now we're all on the internet, this is true;

    But are you in the streets?

    Probably not!

    DO you wanna be a huge weinered porn star who travels the word spreading an ideology that is as simple as it is affective?

    DO you have a better idea

    Not like you should be God Nigga of the BLock.

    HOw are you gonna turn your ragtag motley crew of come up drug adicts into a mobilized respected channel of economy? Now this shift doesn't ocur in your mind, or in your bank acount, it begins in your heart. A desire to cut corners, you've tried the job thing, you've tried weed farming thing, maybe if you're a genuis you've sold drugs or guns oe people and just been a donald trump style businesman in a different market.

    AT some point, your heart turned cold and that cold turned into ice and that ice is geting baged up.

    You gotta think where does this end?

    You need to get legitimized. And that blessin can come from teamwork through a fundamental set of men, you must keep your circle smaller and keep the hands aimed out.

    YOu need to come up.

    If you aint comin up on it, you aint comin over.

    More will be posted as you follow the internet scavenger hunt of sort.

    This is your first clue.

    Look through Totse's archives, you'll find it.
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  7. Bradley Florida Man
    That one dude I was seeing got beat up by his ex boyfriend he lives with/off when he wouldn't drive dude to wal greens to get his pills and I guess his ex atacked him and pulled his arm out of socket and he called the cops on him and duee got domestic battery causing bodily harm felony and felony bail jumping cuz he already has a misdemeanor charge for when the guy i have ben fucking called the cops on him before.

    My friend asked me to come over, i said i would after the cops left and he said well only one's outside, i said that's cool, lmk when the one outside leaves

    he said "I need you here. fuck it i'mma call my grandma"

    and that's when I told him I wanna date men not cop calling bitches who need their grandma and the police when they get beat up by another man.

    And my friend is mising like 6 or 8 teth on the top front of his teeth and has a partial, he's always ben really pretty butmissing these teeth from bulimia (He makes up some other reason that isn't his fault) really bothers him

    so when i realized I wasn't gonna see him anymore after i said the above statemnt i said

    "Bro, you'd probably have all your teeth if grandma or the police could come brush them for you when you called them. Realk talk."

    he started blowin my phone up

    5 or 6 calls, i'm laughin , gekin, i was drinking tequila so i was in a really mean mod niga, and he's like imma kill myself and i'm like oh no call 911 call ur granmda hold them hostage tyler!!


    Bitch niggga!!!!

    YOu're a big boy bro, you got this, you don't need female relatives to hold you like your a baby when you get beat up, pussy as nigga

    then his grandma started calling me

    that's when i hit the line of cocaine and called her back while i smoked a black and mild (Negro 1$ cigar in america gangsters smoke when drinking) and di another tequila whatever

    i start explaining to her how he needs to just fight his isues allone and start telling her about me and how iw as raised by 1 mom who wasn't really there and that's why i'm not a bitch as pussy as nigga, told her a little bit about geting kicked in the face in september and cracking my one tooth but i'm not a bitch and it's int he back so i just brush that spot extra and am glad the pain went away and the socket closed up

    told her about how in July I got into a fight by a guy wiht a knife and stabed him with it up north cuz my tranny ex told him iw as abusive and the kid never met me and we got all of it on the grocery store camera that faced the parking lot where iw as fishing and rinking

    i bled that boy out bro and i'll bleed anyone else that steps to me, they call me stabbinug brad on my block and i do push ups and cardio exercises just so when more people try to harm me, cuz they will, they get to die too

    hail odin until one of these fags gets the kill, it probably won't be the next peson
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  8. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Sudo Uncanny, cept the hair is much longer and greasier

    It don't matter. None of that matters.
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  9. Bradley Florida Man
    A lot of women don't like sex as rough as I do, that's partially why I think I am attracted to men I can harm. I hope this doesn't get worse later in life but I kinda make sure to check myself and never use like padles or objects or BDSM shit against someone.

    I know if I did it be like shooting up coaine was, I'd wanna do it a lot~!~!~! over and over again~!~!~!~

    But I spank, cuff, squeeze, bite and slap pretty regularly. Choking but not so much cuz most of the people i do this too, i like or care about at some level and they don't need to be deprived of air, that won't make me like them more or improve their relationship with me like being slapped when they i'm getting off does.
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  10. Bradley Florida Man
    Hey Sudo, thanks for touching base with us. If you happen to have a bunch of USB flash drives you're not using, or if you have any media of you having sex with non white men or women, or white girls dresed up like a person of color's culture in a racist way (LIke a geisha, sombraro lady, blackface, pokahantas) that is acceptable. If you want o manufacture more of it we may very well employ you for hommemade videos. I make these statements under the asumption you are a white male, if you are not white, completely direetard my offer, except I will take USB drives for my friend The Good AFrican, ofc. THanks
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  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Alright so one of my friends brought me a USB plug in CD burner awhile ago and i figured, this is great, i'll use this so older people like my dad can view my pornography without needing to work a computer or like if he's in the woods with his dvd player working in his truck for 14-16 hours. IDK I wanted to make something for the people and that's why, wanyway, I'm getting off topic. Surely we must return to the matter at hand.

    My friend The Good African lives in Western africa working and he is in need of more money and a come up. SO I was thinking big nigga what we going to do????

    I have CD Burner from trash find. Real talk nigga, get ont his level motherfuckers. I say what, these white boys on my block are hard to kill, come and get some motherfucker I put that on my god and I put that on my soul, niga get your weight up, lock ur gate up this bike lock madnes month bitch nigga i'm kobe bryant to a hotel maid nigga come get you some

    how are you do

    nigga i'ts 6pm, u drinking cuz u can just call. Im not drinking today cuz im angry.

    4:39 PM

    Dsent Today at 4:39 PM
    Thank you
    Dy sent Today at 4:39 PM
    How is the things going over there
    7:13 PM
    You sent Today at 7:13 PM
    Good, I found 4 broken computer mice, 1 is wireless, I am trying to make them work, they were ina box in the trash I Found when I was looking earlier
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    I do not know what Gambia is like but in United States people throw many things away often when they move house on the beginning of the month
    You sent Today at 7:13 PM
    or end of month
    You sent Today at 7:14 PM
    so I go in dumpsters (garbage bins ful of bags/boxes/trash) and try to poke around to find good things, things I can sell, things I can use, I have found a lot of good things.
    You sent Today at 7:15 PM
    Yesterday, about 3kilometer away I found very nice black metal shelving, probably 2m by 1meter, 5 shelves, metal, no rust, so I had to cary that back, it was kind of big but I am strong and its not even stealing on easter friend :)
    You sent Today at 7:16 PM
    Then since they wer ethrowing away shelving, I was hoping to find tools, construction tools, or building materials, more shelving, etc so i was looking and found the computer mouse box of 4, they look OK, 1 of the corded ones works fine, 2 are broken, and i think i can get this wireless one to work if I clean nd put new battery
    You sent Today at 7:16 PM
    THe shelving is worth 15-20$ because no rust, all pieces, not bent, and medium strength
    8:35 PM
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    i am ginog fishing tomorrow first time of year edrissa
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    look what littlee boy caught 10 hours ago in the lake

    Dsent Today at 8:37 PM
    O I see that is very good I wish you a good luck
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    You sent Today at 8:38 PM
    Sorry photo is slow, internet is slow when everyone is home it is 830pm
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    Now is when everyone in my state is watching TV, movies, songs, facebook, all internet so everything slow
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    D, i have get money idea for you, are you interested in my thought idea

    D sent Today at 8:44 PM
    Yes my friend I am ready sow me the way please
    You sent Today at 8:46 PM
    I have a CD burner it plugs into USB of any computer, You download music or pornography from internet and then burn it onto discs. Blank discs are very cheap. Find out what people want to listen to, what people like, people will buy strange porn from you, Find black guys fucking sexy hoes and sell them for 10$ a pop (10$ here is what "DVD Guy" here charges for porn, 5 for reg movies, and like 2-3 for music)
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    I can send you CD burner, teach you how to download music easily, and I will purchase 100 CDs for you to use to start your business
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    i used to do this in school as child for like rap music parents din't want children to have so i would 5$ . 10$ if they were rich (I was poor) Sell them 3 for 25$ to rich people, sell them to your friends for 5$ for 2 you know
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    i have the USB CD Burner brand new in box it is small enough ic ould mail it to you
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    YOu would be BIG D CD GUy

    sent Today at 8:47 PM
    Oh is good but people heree alsoe it here now all use flash driver. they that more
    You sent Today at 8:48 PM
    Wow! My friend said in Wisconsin State Prison there is pornography for sale on USB driver, i ask him how they watch, he say it plugs into TV. He says all of the gangsteres stand around and watch interracial gay pornoography and they get very very exciteed and then they say "Hey D? Are you hungry friend frieend?" and then it's just 6 HUGE ANGRY men like mee with large white weiners trying to have seex with 1 african guy.
    You sent Today at 8:49 PM
    I didn't know, I only have computer & phone, you know. I am going to look up cheap USBs when i am able to sit down and se how much it is for 10 or 25. 🙂

    D sent Today at 8:50 PM
    Oh I see things are easy in there for 1 african guy if he likes this. But your friend would not go to prison and in prison or at park, i die before rape ok friend
    You sent Today at 8:51 PM
    No they are not, it is contraband, i knew they got TVs I just didn't know ppl used USB for playing off a tv. Normally they have to get hard and there's no porn to watch, it was terriblee before men who are not wanting to rape man. I am happy I am tall.

    So that's it foolks, not sure if anyone has any follow up questions but if you do. It's probably best you ask them at the bottom fo this thread.

    If anyone else wants to help me, my friend, or anything that let's my people come up or cum in, I'd be happy to hear it. THank you.
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  12. Data African Astronaut
    It's not baseless. You look like this

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  13. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo I own more vehicles now than you have ever had in your entire life. How does this make you feel?

    It assures me that those who seek contentment & status via materialism are foolish and misguided. It also signals to me that you have a small penis.
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  14. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    I hear you.
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  15. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Kal Joose I am so advance and articulate well.

    Contradiction exists in the declaration itself. Pottery. I don't say this to be mean, 2k1, but one of the biggest reasons I call you schizo is because you very evidently suffer from some kind of thought disorder and it shows in the way you communicate here. Even when you aren't ranting about your delusions, the structure of your posts is indicative of an underlying disorganization of thought.
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  16. Anyone watch this?

    It's a pretty good eco-documentary coming from a deep-green point of view, which points out how industrial society is unsustainable, how renewable energy is just an unrealistic cope by the system, how dependent on oil and gas we are, and how the real problem is that there are too many people consuming too much stuff for the planet to support.

    Predictably it sent the system nuts, and nearly got Michael Moore cancelled - perhaps he should have stuck to his bread and butter of stirring up anti-white hatred.
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  17. Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo In Canada we have what's called the "kniepple" principle which stays charges that are redundant an example would be charging someone with possession of a firearm as well as possession of a firearm in a vehicle. When you are convicted of one they will stay the orher. Usually the people charging initially after an incident are just throwing everything they can on to prevent more work in the future. Refiling charges is more difficult and takes longer.

    Reminds me of a popular youtube video where the cops who pulled a man over, let him go for the initial detainment and then are looking through their books to find something to charge the individual with as the individual is laughing and saying ¨you are finding something to get me on instead of letting me go¨. there is something strange about this. its clearly to punish someone instead of accepting you messed up as a cop. its totally natural to make mistakes yet some cops who come out of the military prior to doing their 6-8 months police academy and finish their 18 months of Probie months, they wont allow themselves to make a mistake and once they do pass those obsticle to become a full fledge cop they still hold onto those values.

    ¨Never let our man get away¨ or whatever that old saying was. its total horseshit. you cant get them on the first thing so you huddle and look for the next thing to get them on. This happen to me on a subway train in Oakland. Some funny man called and said I had a Machete. Like I was fucking Michael Myers from Halloween. so when they found out it was just a boot cast support blade. they huddled (literally) and came up with Drunk on a public transit line . I never in my life have been to a County Jail. I have been to dry out cells in a city jail but a county jail never. almost 50 years old before going to Jail. its horse shit. thankfully the charge was dropped and my name was marked out at the courthouse so I got to split.
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  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    stapling your sternum to your chin so you your neck is never vulnerable
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  19. netstat African Astronaut
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