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  1. Where your mouth is, and, if above the waterline, why.

    Don't take it wrong. I feel this towards the likes of §m£ÂgØL at least 100x.
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  2. Originally posted by stl1

    Reminder, Totse2k1, Captain Falcon, stl, mmq, -Spectral, POLECAT.

    All unfairly marginalised voices. No reason behind any of it.
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  3. Originally posted by mmQ So, as destiny would have it, I was just walking to the bowler and halfway there I remembered they dont open until 3. So, I stopped in my tracks and took a left turn weird little detour to go back home, and what do I discover, but a wild little babby Chootie wandering around in the STREET.

    So yeah. I approached her and she didnt run away like I expected her to. I took her. I'm putting her on Facebook lost and found and gonna do all that but , I'm really really hoping nobody replies.

    I just brought her home and gave her a huge dish of food which she gleefully HOUSED, telling me she hasn't eaten in a while. Shes really skinny. I love her.

    It might be a him I guess I havent even CHECKED UNDER THE HOOD yet. I'm just excited. It's my new kitty now. His or her name is MINKLIN.

    Same thing happened to me 2 weeks ago. I'd heard it crying out in the street for a couple of days and then on the Saturday when I was coming in from my car it followed me inside...I gave it some tuna and then kicked it out again. Few hours later I was at Walmart buying a litter pan, food, toys etc and a week later at the vets having it tuned up.

    I called it the same name as my old cat "Kitty".

    When I took it to the vet I left the "y" off the electronic form I had to fill out so they kept calling it "Kitt"...annoying to say the least.

    Here's a pic of said rat...very clingy, wont let me use my Computing device without slopping its body all over me.




    We are both Brothers now...cat brothers...we can swap kitten stories and shit.
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  4. Originally posted by Data Yeah I would. You're just easily trolled so you believe all the bullshit I post.



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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo It has big shoes to choot but I think your stolen cat is the beginning of an epic story

    Fuuuuck I'm gonna be sad when someone claims her. I did not STEAL her. I mean I did in a way, but when I grabbed her I even walked around the area for a while like looking at balcony and apartment doors and just saying " hey is anyone missing a kitty cat??" I really did that because I didnt want to seem like a weirdo that just picked up a kitty and took it home with me like a pedophiles just snatching up a random kid.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    So, as destiny would have it, I was just walking to the bowler and halfway there I remembered they dont open until 3. So, I stopped in my tracks and took a left turn weird little detour to go back home, and what do I discover, but a wild little babby Chootie wandering around in the STREET.

    So yeah. I approached her and she didnt run away like I expected her to. I took her. I'm putting her on Facebook lost and found and gonna do all that but , I'm really really hoping nobody replies.

    I just brought her home and gave her a huge dish of food which she gleefully HOUSED, telling me she hasn't eaten in a while. Shes really skinny. I love her.

    It might be a him I guess I havent even CHECKED UNDER THE HOOD yet. I'm just excited. It's my new kitty now. His or her name is MINKLIN.
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  8. Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Two muslims were stood at the far end of the train station, probably minding their own business. Thought I'd entertain myself so told the transport officer some dodgey as fuck lookin' cunts were acting suspicious, back pack on as well, Allahu Akhbar.

    Few minutes later I see them both getting dragged away kicking off. I was like, "leave them alone, they din-du-nuthin".

    That's my laugh for the day, stupid bastards.

    that's really fucked up if true tho.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Data Any good posters?

    Found one

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  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    only bad one I ever had was when I thought it was a good idea to drive to work on scopolomine and kept getting mad at my backpack in the passenger seat because I thought it was my girlfriend and she was giving me the silent treatment
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  11. Data African Astronaut
    Any time spent responding to Spectral means you've fallen for his troll
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  12. You ever have your stepfather get stuck in the dryer?
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  13. netstat African Astronaut
    The author of this post has returned to nothingness
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  14. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel gonts...
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  15. Asheville Yung Blood
    just got out of prison and honestly it was highly overrated, didn't see a single rape, and only one stabbing 1/10 would not return
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  18. Bradley Florida Man
    like legos but adults?
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  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Bradley Skeet is stored in OP anus.

    i did a gallom
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  20. Bradley Florida Man
    I liked Obama cuz I knew he wasn't gonna call the cops ever.
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