I think theyre just fucking witheveryone at this point
Props to the brave and powerful city/donors for allocating money during a pandemic so 3 smelly pansexual kids can sit in a 2 story building and make tik toks and share adderal
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Disney is gonna make a movie about a quiet white boy who reforms broken women with the power of his sainted dick
Like that movie about sandra bullock and the big black football player n how she changes his life with the power of her white tolerance, only in this case the big black football player is a tiny black football player and sandra bullock is my cock.
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Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
Black chick should def be medicated and when i go over there she wants to wrestle. She says shes got that Field Nigger Strength which is quite accurate. I have little doubt she could break my wrist like a chimpanzee if she were so inclined. The other day i was just trying to sleep and she kept trying to put her finger down my buttcrack n wrestle so after the like 20th time telling her to fuck off, i got her in a rear naked choke n cranked her neck to the side and yelled BITCH. CHILL. THE FUCK. OUT. STOP. She kept trying to squirm out of it until she realized she was fucked.
Hot.
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Originally posted by Sudo
That sounds so fucking wifey you better put a rang onit
She sounds like she's fun in small doses and would benefit greatly from someone like you. She obviously can't be "fixed" until she decides to help herself but it's likely going to get more and more tiresome until she decides to do so. In the meantime it's probably fun doing weird shit together until her "omg sew randumb" maladaptive coping skills get old and she has to be emotionally honest and realizes you had it all along. That's when you finally ghost her and she cries in the rain outside your window before you close the blinds and release the hounds
This is like 100% accurate and this is why i love you.
When i was typing that up I was like “Damn this must feel what its like to be Sudo, minus the pills”. I actually compelled her to finish a bag of meth so shed fuck off and go to sleep bc she has brutal ADHD. Yeah fun in small doses but within 2 or 3 hours i just want to jump in my car and hop a curb trying to escape.
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Girl said im a black belt in Emotional Jiu Jitsu bc im so gay and supportive and cute that i make people love me.
Ummm. The black chick calls me often. Ivebeen back over there a few times but the other girl is kinda sorta back together with the weird autistic bf i was shit talking when i was on the floor with the tomahawk.
Black chick should def be medicated and when i go over there she wants to wrestle. She says shes got that Field Nigger Strength which is quite accurate. I have little doubt she could break my wrist like a chimpanzee if she were so inclined. The other day i was just trying to sleep and she kept trying to put her finger down my buttcrack n wrestle so after the like 20th time telling her to fuck off, i got her in a rear naked choke n cranked her neck to the side and yelled BITCH. CHILL. THE FUCK. OUT. STOP. She kept trying to squirm out of it until she realized she was fucked.
Shes a fucking mess. Which prolly reflects more on me than anything.
The other day we went to a Mexican spot for breakfast at 9am and she orders 2 El Cadillac margaritas that are like the size of my head, with 3 shots each Don Julio n 1 shot Gran Marnier. 9am, barefoot in the rain in a walrus onesie. She starts complaining to the saintly Mexican server lady about how the first marg had no tequila in it, n please actually put tequila in the next one. 5 min after finishing the first one shes slumped back in the booth trying to kick me under the table and shes popping her tit out. I have to tell her to sit the fuck up and stop making a scene and remind her there are kids in the back. On the way home (after the second margarita and eating none of her food) she drove way too fast in the rain and spun out her shitty smart car twice. I threw the leftovers at the dashboard and started yelling that she was a fucking retard, n didnt say a single word to her until we got back.
Lol she asked me to move in and i said LOL ABSOLUTELY NOT.
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Originally posted by Netflxchillr
What was the most important/valuable thing you've ever lost, why it was so valuable to you… that you wish you could have/get back?
Im pretty cheap so i dont really lose stuff. I was trying to think through the family heirlooms i prolly pawned n shit, but i think the most gay and most accurate answer is “time”. I wasted so much time being afraid and trying to be someone else and its exhausting trying to pick up all the shitty pieces of me loife. I often wonder how much different i could be if id only lost 5 or 7 or 10 years instead of 13. *shrug*
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Originally posted by Sudo
My side chick before I went to jail was light skinned (half local indigenous black and half English) and always eluded to having 3somes and how Bi she was but that never happened. In my experience girls talk about 3somes way more than they want to participate in them. This is for like 700 reasons I don't feel like getting into.
I had a 3some with a Lebanese girl and a white stripper who cosplayed as Trump in 2016 and went quasi viral. Her son was at the house a little before being picked up by his grandmother and was playing with a trunk she had full of clothes and accessories (in appropriate for a probably 7 year old boy but not my place to say at the time) so that was open. After that we started doing shots and I showed up with the Lebanese lesbo who I was fucking and hustlin' wit but she is smol and a super lightweight so she didn't drink much. We did a couple lines then the white stripper started feeling it and putting on clothes from the trunk and trying them on and we would critique and try to coerce her to take other clothes off. Eventually she was just in a bra and panties while wearing a hat and boas and probably some other accessories and the Lil lesbo took charge and just started rubbing her pussy when she was against the table. I'm just sitting there all fucked up not wanting to seem too aggressive like there are deer in my yard I'm trying to feed apples. So they start kissing a bit even tho leb les went right for sa pussy and I start rubbing and grinding on leb because I knew her better. We all stopped for a minute to do a line and discussed what we were gonna do and basically went to her room which had an amazingly sweet bed with big posts and banged for a while. I was worried about busting quick but thinking too much about it and doing blow made me unable to bust so I gave out some good dick. Leb les kinda got jealous and some feelings for a few reasons but was trying to play it cool. Basically she ensured I didn't have the strippers number or anyway to get ahold of her after besides showing up at her house where her sexually confused son may be. That's basically the end of the story, I think I saw the white French stripper once after that briefly and she seemed very friendly but clearly had no interest in me besides a conduit to do ho shit.
Tl Dr did coke and fucked a leb ho and a white ho, who didn't seem to have any interest in me beyond my dick and I cry everytime
Damn getting used for ur dick is fucked up. Why they gotta be so rude? Dont they know we humanz too?
That kid is gonna grow up and only be able to get off with a woman wearing a donald trump mask.
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Dumb...as if any of it can be enforced...other than the banning from the forum...which is pretty laughable. I'm sure Gupta in India is going to pay a $10000 fine for holding someones computer for a ransomware "violation".
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Hey OP how does it make you feel that Elon Musk has lived the sort of life you wish you could have?
BTW anyone notice Justice Wilson looks constantly to the lower left in this interview. For instance "My fear is we become spoiled brats" - lower left glance.
You can see all liars do that all the time.
Musk is just 28 in this video. Almost all of you are older than him.
Yeah, keep day-dreaming about being a late bloomer or whatever, Captain Falcon.
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Originally posted by Nile
anyone can become Canadian
I feel like it takes some sort of connection to the land before anyone can belong. Something more than staying a set length of time in a heated and air conditioned box in a certain geographic confine.
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Originally posted by Sudo
How did Nile break the front by quoting that? Fuck he's a shamam.
True. It's meme magic not being compatible with native magic.
I was familiar but didn't know the name. Originally thought you meant Larry silverstein who's only slightly ahead of Ellison in terms of string pulling penny pinching jedi puppetmastery
Ellison is basically a welfare whore too, Oracle's money comes pretty much from massively overpriced US Government contracts. There is nothing Oracle do that Free and Open Source Software can't. Like Maria SQL, Hadoop, etc. Obviously individual lobbying (coof bribery) plays a factor.
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Originally posted by Sudo
I wish I saw more posts like this on social media. Like 20% of my friends list are native and they could learn a thing or two from you. Idle no more, whores
Dude most of us are totally fucked and get played. Thinking selling drugs is The Way, Want to play victim for a handout or just don't see that just by our nature as almost the ultimate outsiders(my take, anyone can become Canadian, but me, whose roots here go back to voyageurs and cree hundreds and thousands of years) we have a powerful Voice. We should use it to reveal unbiased truth as we see it.
At least... That's how I see it. But I'm a strange man and feel disconnected from well, everyone.
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