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2022-01-28 at 3:42 AM UTC in So I’m going on a coffee date with a Eurasian this afternoonNow, here’s the current situation
I think she’s getting lazy and I was starting to feel like I’m doing too much for her and I’m sometimes wondering what she’d do without me
I always end up with my hand in my pocket and do almost everything for us and I just realised I’m not even sure if she owns a purse and not even sure what she keeps in her handbag besides that rape alarm (theres no way she still carries that though) and her phone which is only ever out to use social media 🙄, take pics or use Apple Pay. Well call me old fashioned but I rarely use credit cards I still prefer cash
She still hasn’t bothered revising for her driving theory test yet because she thinks she will easily pass it just because she’s lived in other countries and she’s a know-it-all trying to direct me where to go rather than what a SatNav says
There was a messed up situation at a mini roundabout where she almost got us into an accident by me listening to her retarded road knowledge. Pretty obvious to me she’s never seen one before or that’s just the dumb woman driver part her already showing 🤷🏽♂️
So later this afternoon (ugh yesterday now) as planned I was supposed to be taking her for laser hair removal on her hairy half arab ass or something but I wanted to see how she’d react if I made up a BS story late notice about my car not starting because of the weather (which is sometimes true because it does suck)
I was basically prepared for an argument about me being an unreliable asshole or something except she calmly just said she’ll take the bus instead and I was left feeling like 🤨😧
Then later on she calls inviting me to a Thai restaurant telling me to get the bus to meet her which seemed like payback and I wasn’t gonna fall for it so I rudely declined and said just call me when you arrive home
As soon as she did I turned up at hers in the car 🤣 and after almost getting a slap we did end up going to that restaurant and she paid for literally everything even though I tried
Now I kinda feel like an ass for lying to her about the car thing
The good thing is she doesn’t blame me for anything, she can’t because it’s god who makes everything happen for a reason in her eyes so she’s carefree
It feels like she’s putting me into situations I never expect myself to be in, for example the other day she asked me to drop her at her friends new house which I did and before I knew it I was sat in there eating homemade Filipino food and ordered in pizza - turns out it was a group of them from the church along with the pastor blessing the house from what I gathered
Except both our names were also said in his blessing speech thing so he knows something is going on (setup 🤔 maybe the pizza was for me too 🥺) and is once more inviting me to church on Sunday saying he’ll pick me up again
Kind of obvious what’s going on and still I have more of a reason to believe in God
Not only that, my application for a new place which I don’t deserve (I seriously turned up to the viewing in my 2003 Clio where the properties have an electric gated shared car park full of range rovers etc) has been accepted just yesterday too after a couple weeks of waiting (and literally praying for it)
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2022-01-28 at 2:02 AM UTC in What happened to Squirrel?Thass right I know how to move my hands & my feet, suckers !The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-28 at 1:47 AM UTC in What happened to Squirrel?I feel like DTE could give a roight proppa handjob probably a footjob too, that's a compliment bae please don't call me a weirdThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-28 at 12:09 AM UTC in Aldra despises more than a few DH posters...Lol if I could just be Robin Williams level of manic I would absolutely do stand up and I'd probably do 6-hour sets and just keep going not even realizing the club had closed hours ago and it was completely empty.
When I look at my Facebook memories from 8 years ago I have to keep from cringing my butthole inside out from how ridiculous some of my posts were like if I hadn't known better I would've thought for sure I was on crack and meth 24 hours a day, but also I miss it because I really just DGAF and that's kinda what I've always YEARNED for. I YEARN.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-27 at 11:36 PM UTC in Aldra despises more than a few DH posters...I would love to watch you bomb though and I'd help by also not laughing even if I got your jokes just to help intensify the awkward levels and really let you soak it in. That's why Norm is the best of the best. He was up there for himself.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-27 at 11:34 PM UTC in Aldra despises more than a few DH posters...
Originally posted by Sudo Have you ever done an open mic night? I'd fucking love to do that, there are at least 2 comedy clubs in my city and I think I could make things dark and awkward very quickly and eventually win them over. I would love to experience bombimg because every comedian says it's good for the soul.
Sorry for quick mix posting all over this thread, my modafinil wore off heyooooooo
I have not done an open mic night and can easily admit that my confidence levels right now would not allow it. Maybe if I had the proper amount of Xanax or something but fun fact- I've never used it so I wouldn't even know. The only drug I've ever used to make me less anxious is alcohol and it absolutely does the trick but after I reaxh my magic point I generally just act retarded.
There is a nice little cushion though like 3-6 drinks where I'm in my zone and if I could always be right in that zone I would be amazing and that's just cold hard FAX.
I kind of wish I was FORCED to do stand up because I'd get over the stage fright pretty quick. It's happened before and I used to love speaking or performing on stage in front of a large audience.
Oh the shit winds of change...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-27 at 11:01 PM UTC in Aldra despises more than a few DH posters...
Originally posted by cigreting I just dont like liberals and demorats. They are tearing this country apart and thats a fact, they only destroy.
I think its hilarious that sudo wont tell his bitch he lost his job and savings and see if she sticks around.
He actually thinks women love men for who they are and not what they do and provide.
Just look at what young hot bitches do, they find older guys with resources to extort.
Womens value is their youth, beauty, and fertility. A mans value is what he can provide. I challenge anyone to prove otherwise.
And its not that i dont like you, its that i dont find your posts infomative or funny.
Your last paragraph makes me laugh, just remember those are your words, ive never said anything like that. Ive said my overall goal is to accumulate enough money to retire early and do whatever the fuck i please, sorry if that offends you or makes you jealous that i have some goals in life. Take care now
Totally destroyed Sudo here, I'd be surprised if he doesn't relapse and start slamming smack into his groin.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-27 at 10:58 PM UTC in Big trucking convoy headed for SluttowaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-27 at 10:37 PM UTC in Aldra despises more than a few DH posters...Bc he knows he’s still a cuck. He tries to act like he’s not but he is. He’s cucked himself with his own weird ass insecurities.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-27 at 10:35 PM UTC in Aldra despises more than a few DH posters...
Originally posted by Sudo 🤣 you literally quote every post of mine to voice your frustrated feelings. I really did a number on ya kid. Get help
For a pull-yourself-up-by-your-bootstraps salt-of-the-earth die-hard mind-your-own-business conservative it sure seems quaint to see his obsession with your way of living. It's an interesting character study if nothing else-- the degree to which it seems to absolutely piss HIM off.
Like you'd think if it was such a shitty thing, that it would upset YOU, not some random "manly man totally not a cuck" stranger from the internet, but yet here we are.
There are clearly some extreme childhood and other related issues going on there and I feel like even the top therapists in the world would struggle to piece it all together or get through to someone with that level of hard-headedness.
It's interesting because I used to get along with him on the forums (albeit we still rarely interacted), but I believe I gave off some liberal vibes or I said something about not staunchly backing Trump at some point and that was all it took for him to do a complete 180 and find me completely worthless and uninteresting (his words).
But! He drives a big truck and has some money so I guess he's got it all figured out and we should probably be clinging to every bit of advice he has to say as if it's the written word of God himself.
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2022-01-27 at 9:59 PM UTC in First Conflict of 2022The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-27 at 6:30 PM UTC in Knife Discussion/Argument.
Originally posted by Bradley Dude if i know you're reaching into your pocket as i'm trying to violate your innocence and you come out with something i pretty much have accepted this might be *OOOP* it was pepperspray.
How badly do you think two people who have been sprayed before will react when you just gave them the scare of your life then hit em with the hot squirt
and aldra have some common sense the military is not going to run up and fucking dual Osama bin Laden while he's on patrol by knife point, he's gonna get hte drop on him and kill him silently like Socom taught OR probably value himself and use a silenced pistol at a distance
Two men fighting outside a bar are prone to use knives, drug dealers selling to customers carry knives, my mom walking out of her shift at the factory carries a knife
You fight with a knfie as a normal person who doesn't carry a firearm, and if you get the person harming you to spirll 1 drop of blood the police will csi tha tshit in miami in 1 week runs against hte database, like i told my mom carry this it's super sharp and has a button you push which is idk she quick with it and if anyone walks up to her it goes in her palm to just stick em and run :)))
My mom gave me a small fold out knife when i was in 1st grade in milwaukee, and said if i ever get kidnapped or think imma get killed just stab them as many times as I could and never get in the car or i would never see my mom again, and she said if i stab anyone or show anyone we have to get rid of the cat. which obv no 6 year old wnats to get rid of the cat and i never showed anyone but the teacher saw it once and i told her exactly what i told you and she said ok
Lol ur mom sounds GThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-27 at 5:59 PM UTC in TOMORROW 8PM | See it first: CovidVaxExposed.com
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You do if you expect your santa claus story to be believed.
I don't expect anything, just asking questions.
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Keep dreaming of global conspiracies, ghosties, UFOs and the NWO if it helps you deal with the fact that life really is as dull and mundane as it appears to be.
the government killing someone isn't that far out of a conspiracy theory, I would call it business as usual for them which is why 50% of Americans don't believe the official story.
You seem upsetThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-27 at 1:51 PM UTC in So her husband came to visit me at workCasper, ur first red flag shoulda been that she's a cop. We all know cops can't be trusted
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2022-01-27 at 1:34 PM UTC in TOMORROW 8PM | See it first: CovidVaxExposed.com
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um yes there is…the fact she was the one who recruited the girls and set the parties up…
Not to mention her above mentioned "little black book"
Anyone involved in that "world" would have known she was balls deep in it as much as he was as they would be dealing with her most of the time.
..and again, once charged that would be a wake up call to the "killer" to repeat the "service".
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2022-01-27 at 8:02 AM UTC in I lost my job
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2022-01-27 at 4:51 AM UTC in Space is gayThe fuck do u think this is, niggas in water?
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this is African Americans and friends in space buckoThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-27 at 4:18 AM UTC in I lost my jobAdam Jones tho.
Grandchild of Casey Jones.
Driving that train
High on wariats adrenochromeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-27 at 4:09 AM UTC in So I’m going on a coffee date with a Eurasian this afternoonThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-27 at 2:14 AM UTC in I think I'm going insanemissionary anal
