Space: Kills you immediately, doesn't birth shit directly Ocean: Literally gives life to the entire world
Space: Dry, fluids literally can't exist in liquid form Ocean: Liquid as fuck
Space: 0 aliens found Ocean: Teeming with exotic living creatures
Space: Radiation will fry you instantly and tries to give you cancer Ocean: You can float on it and use the same radiation to tan your abs, generates clouds that cuck the sun
Space: Pointlessly big, everything takes too long to get to. Ocean: Huge enough to harbour endless possibilities but not so huge that it makes those possibilities pointless.
Space: Gay Ocean: Alpha and heterosexual.
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Space: Kills you immediately, doesn't birth shit directly Ocean: Literally gives life to the entire world
Space: Dry, fluids literally can't exist in liquid form Ocean: Liquid as fuck
Space: 0 aliens found Ocean: Teeming with exotic living creatures
Space: Radiation will fry you instantly and tries to give you cancer Ocean: You can float on it and use the same radiation to tan your abs, generates clouds that cuck the sun
Space: Pointlessly big, everything takes too long to get to. Ocean: Huge enough to harbour endless possibilities but not so huge that it makes those possibilities pointless.
Space: Gay Ocean: Alpha and heterosexual.
There would be no oceans without space...there would be space without oceans.
...unless you are talking about the ocean of space of course.
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Same with the ocean though. And the ocean's a huge slut, has had countless men and women inside it. It craves having men and women inside it so much that occasionally it comes on land and drags them away.
Originally posted by Meikai
Actually I just realized space is literally gay/bi because it's had a lot of men *and* women inside it. At the very least space is confirmed queer.
The Ocean is a fan of long cyndrical objects and therefore a fan of deep penetration.
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
you can't fly a rocket in the ocean though
Submergence is better than flying because you can't fall, you just float to the surface if you are buoyant or slowly sink, and it is basically like being in zero gravity anyway except better because you can actually propel yourself wherever you want.
Plus you don't need a rocket because a propellor is basically the fluid equivalent of a warp drive, you don't need to expel anything to propel yourself, simply manipulate the fabric of the reality that you are currently existing in.
