Originally posted by Wariat
what i really wanna do guys to one of these older women is if they let themeelves get themselves to put their tounge touching my ass have their heads like push their faces i to it so their entire mouth is making out with my ass.
dam dog thatd be wild its be like theyre dping ur asshole with urasshole like theyre french. kissing?.?
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I had a dream the other night where a man killed a woman on her wedding day, her parents caught him, forced him to wear the wedding dress and chained him up in their basement for years.
one night bandits robbed and killed the now-elderly couple and found the man in the basement, allowing him to join them. he accepted, but did not tell them he feared for his sanity as he'd often hear the voice of the woman he'd killed. upon leaving the basement the voices became more frequent and more intense, and he began to see her out of the corner of his eye. she urged him to kill the bandits in revenge for her parents, which he eventually did, not knowing if it was out of thanks for her keeping him company all those years or if he was just an insane animal all along.
I kind of want to write it into a short story but there's not really any structure to it
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It's not. Every moment you're homeless you're teetering on the edge of molestation and rape while people walk by wishing you would be quieter.
Prison? Prison is nothing. Jail is nothing. You have or should have developed a different mindset, when you go in, it's kinda like, imagine walking around a dark wooded path, yea you have a destination that might be far off, but you're heavily fucking aware of what's dangering around you
The last time i did time i bit a chunk out of a niggas arm and he tried telling the police i caused great bodily harm to him my lawyter said "Yes while X-inmate was choking Bradley, bradley did bite into the forearm of X-inmate causing a small amount of blood to lapse from his veins, at which point bradley continuued..."
Noigga im like a celebrity, when i do my 34 days imma bite another nigga if he gets me in a headlock and i can't break it, i will literally eat you my nigga
I did swallow part of his skin and a great deal of blood, after seeing what i did to his arm i won the fight because he started like putting pressure on it and i started kicking and kneeing him intending to kill a man who tried to suffocate me
have fun with the bag guy from fetlife i'm sure he's gonna be quite similar, hope you can fight hoe
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He was best known for his "disappearing female assistant" trick, in which his objectively attractive adolescent female assistant would disappear on stage right before the audience's eyes, NEVER be seen again. Its said he performed this trick over 9,000 times with 9,000 different assistants. He stayed in character 24 hours a day and it's still questioned and theorized amongst modern magicians how he pulled it off or if he truly was, well... magic.
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the fact the news never tells me anyone has any guns and shit in prison really makes me wonder, like i know for a fact while i did my 15 months there, there was one shooting to this hmong guy and one that was a misfire or missed shot on the yard
never made the news, the guy who shot the hmong just got an inmate on inmate felony battery charge
but like haha, nigga the Aryans got drones bringing them small backpacks over the fence haha i know this for a fact long gone are the dayts of just home running a tennis ball full of bullets with a louisville onto A yard.
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Never but I've shoved 180 ambien into my asshole and honestly i don't really get nervous when I put in work for my people until i realized if that 180 ambien gets outta the double finger bag, i'm pretty fucking fucked and no one's gonna revive me by flushing my asshole because of an overdose in booking
Also I put like 18 .22 bullets into my anus before going to jail cuz i knew i was short term but my county jail has me listed as like permanent Max where i can't get huber and immediately go to a tier. I thought wow if this bag opens i'm gonna have literal fucking lead at 98.8F shoved against my anus as I sit here for no less than 10 hours, but then i go to max and i can give it to my people to use for WORK WORK.
:(
i shoved a lot of shit in my ass to make the world a worser place
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I was in primary school and just remember not talking to anyone there, but the summer after it ended a bunch of us would hang out at a swimming pool everyday and give each other gifts from our holidays, then we went our separate ways.
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