I had a bad dream about a house. There was a family living there in the 70s and they all wore these weird coats so neighbours would stay away, leather trench coats, they were all chubby and had those weird haircuts you know like blonde with a fringe? They didn't want people to know they'd found these new bugs in the garden.
Jump to Victorian times, a long driveway to the house and an autistic boy in a horse-drawn carriage. The man driving the carriage is slender and sinister, keeps looking back at him. The boy is disturbed and hides in the bathtub, then he's found tied up in the bathtub and murdered.
Jump to today and I live there. Start noticing my friends who are paid to play with me are turning into bugs. The army comes to evacuate us, then the house is nuked and I saw this.
Originally posted by Sudo
I've seen some pics of putin during/after pandemic and the tables are comically long. Putin sees a kindred spirit in kadyrov and you can tell there is alot of mutual respect.
To go from Somalia type situation to what Chechnya is now in one generation is pretty remarkable though. Always wanted to go there, I don't think I'll have a chance to go to Afghanistan anytime soon so Chechnya is the closest to it I think I'll get. Going to call about getting a passport soon
I'd love to visit too. Maybe we could do a road trip there some day, fly in somewhere like Sochi, get a car and drive around. It's supposed to be very doable, not even that dangerous. You just need to be willing to go do it, and deal with massive long drives.
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How about that Snake Island 13 hoax, eh? Where the 83 soldiers on the island actually surrendered and were fed and cared for by the Russians and returned to their families. Or the "Russian" tank that ran over the old lady and her car that ended up to be a Ukrainian tank that had a mechanical malfunction. Not to mention the video from the Chinese chemical explosion years ago posing as current Russian attack footage? Ah, these morons pushing the mindless virtue-signaling sure are pathetic.
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Originally posted by Sudo
Nigger I'm not telling you to give a fuck but don't get in your feelings and say you're fat, we've all seen pictures of you and you have the BMI of a ferret. I can't speak to your utility but you seem pretty fucking useful to a Lotta people.
I dream of running away and faking my own death literally every single day so maybe if you watch that bridge you can tell people I jumped off it and are definitely dead so there's no point in looking for me. Then we can run away to margarita Island and become professional jetski racers
Imma spread my girth across the road like tiananmen square
I kinda just need an adventure. I was only like 25% kidding. If shit keeps escalating theyll probably institute a draft anyway so we might as well all meet in Poland n form Space Nigger Squadron, kick the dogshit out of wariat and then lead a braveheart charge across the border.
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It's just fine. It's a real issue but just leave it for the next generations to work on. We got enough to worry about it as it is (well some of us do. I personally don't) so just stop stressin'.
The key to life is to leave the long-term issues to people down the line to figure out. This is also why you don't have kids so then you don't have to worry about them. If you do, that's fine, but try to make sure that they don't have any. You have to realize that your anything beyond maybe your great-grandkids are likely never even gonna know your name save for some random curiosity and research they might look into for a few days of their life, find it mildly interesting, and move on.
What I'm saying is we don't really need to care as much about the future generations as the kids will do that for us. We need to just move to Jamaica, smoke our doobies and relax, MON.
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Originally posted by Sudo
I just read a motherboard article about how Russia might block Wikipedia for false information about the war, namely taking the Ukrainian governments casuality totals of 100 odd Ukrainian soldiers killed vs 5710 Russian soldiers killed. SEEMS LEGIT
Wikipedias reporting of this shit is plain wacky.
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This map is beautiful. Is it possible that the Ukrainian army guys who were stationed in the east weren't moved at all, so are now going to be encircled? Major loss if so. That's not exactly how you win a war, getting kesseled, like the Germans at Stalingrad.
You don't want to be in open country when the Russians have a zillion grad trucks either.
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Kadyrov is an interesting guy. Chechnya is dirt poor and has a high birth rate, so Putin is leaning in on the Chechens to supply warm bodies for the war in Ukraine, and Chechnya is happy to oblige. Kadyrov says he loves Russia and loves Putin - but it's obvious he thinks that Chechnya has some sort of destiny to take over Russia some day.
“My idol is Putin. I want him to be the president as long as he lives. I love him very much, as a man loves a man. He is a man of his word; he brought peace to Chechnya. We were in the hands of bandits, and the alcoholic [Boris] Yeltsin bombed us. Those who criticize Putin are not human — they are my personal enemies.” —October 2010
“I declare with full conviction that the person who gets it in their head to utter a threat against Russia and speak the name of our president, Vladimir Putin, will be destroyed where they stand.” —September 2014
“Every home has the Internet. Anyone can log on and listen to the sermon of some random Wahhabist. There was a time when I dreamed that the Internet would work across our republic, but now I’m in favor of turning it off.” —October 2014
“In my personal opinion, sharia is above the laws of the Russian Federation.” —June 2010
“I am Russia and Russia is me.” —February 2014
“If the United States is against you, it means you’re on the right track.” —January 2014
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