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2022-03-04 at 8:22 PM UTC
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My mother (when she had a brain) fancied herself as a Medium.
Storytime:
My grandparents house was very old and creepy, when I was a kid it was scaring walking around it. My mom told us about her childhood in the house where they saw ghosts and oddities all the time.
A couple of incidents she related:
Her bedroom was a hive of activity of a poltergeist nature...the family would be downstairs and they'd be hearing the furniture moving around up in her room, upon inspecting the bed, drawers, wardrobe etc would be moved/on it's side/thrown around the room...this was apparently a regular thing.
Another one she claimed was six ghostly pallbearers in old 18th/19th century clothing would enter through one wall, walk across the room and exit through the other wall position as if carrying a coffin but not ghostly coffin was present.
When my grandparents moved out of that house and moved in with us (because they were too old and fucked up to look after themselves) my mom and her friends held a seance in the empty house...naturally me and my brother showed up with chains and making "woooo!" noises through the letterbox but they soon chased us off.
Anyway they put a cassette recorder in one of the "active" rooms and left it there for a couple of hours..while they did their "thing" in another room..not much happened apparently but when they listened to the tape a piano could be heard playing and children singing.
...as a side note to this when I was a young fella me lad my mom said "I had the gift" because I take after my moms side. About age 7 we moved into an equally creepy house and I got the scary room as my bedroom. for about a year or more I would suffer terrible nightmares and wake up screaming in the night and when my mom asked me what I saw/dreamed I'd tell her there was a boy hanging from a hook on the back of my bedroom door who would talk shit to me.
I didn't think anything of that for years until many years later when I was in my 40s (and again while she still had a brain) I said "do you remember those bad dreams I used to get as a kid"...she replied (first time me hearing it!)
"I know...me and your dad was really scared at the time, the previous owner of the house was an old woman and she used to do illegal abortions in your bedroom so we were thinking you were connecting with some of the dead spirits"
Wow thanks mom and dad, give me the gateway to hell room and then wonder why I wet the bed.
ETA: the grand parents house is also where an incident with me "allegedly" occurred..when I was a baby I was in my pram in the back room and a globe of ball lightening came through the window (melting a hole), went to my pram and rotated around the handle several times and then shot across the room into a wall outlet and exploded.
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Weeeeel, folks. Another successful lala thread.
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For no reason here is a picture of Chootie sleeping with Calida
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HALT
Don't get too
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Lonely
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Is there an app that I can set to read candyland thread out loud as I go to sleep?
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Having someone talk pure made up shite while you doze off in the warmth is the origin of the head tingles/ASMR response.
Our ancestors dozed 6 months a year in a straw mattress surrounded by family who would talk nonsense.
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An Illinoisan welder, an Alabaman auditor, and a man who lives in Sudan holding a jar of peanut butter walk into a dairy farm headquarters.
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That's so many people.
Jesus fuck. It's almost NINE BILLION now?
I remember when it was like 5 billion.
Just a few decades ago.
We're out of control m8r8ds.
What the fuck are we thinking?
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There's more than one way to skin a skunk.
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2022-03-04 at 4:40 PM UTC
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Like he can’t be completely dead if I have his traits and now I’m focused on those.
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Bill Krozby resERECTION edition
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[annoy my right-angled speediness]
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Celestial mechanics isn't a "best guess" Stay in school kid.
All science is "best guesses" based on previous observations, anyone who studies astrology or astrophysics will admit there is a non-zero chance that earth’s orbit could be perturbed so much that the sun will not rise in the east tomorrow.
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The big problem I have is that people assume anything is going to be done. We're getting past 100 million barrels a day of just oil consumption - all times high.
The world is fucked, and post-Christian climate-guilt and Greta worship only succeeds in being annoying.
OTOH my oil company shares are doing great, and they're still great value, as they price oil at $60 a barrel, instead of the $120 that is more realistic.
If we're going to be destroying the world anyway, may as well make some money at it.
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Originally posted by Dregs
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Johnny D! Sup Playboy?
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Love you. Thoughts n prayers at ya dawg
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Originally posted by frala
Translation=Polecat can’t suck multiple dicks at one time!
i had to turn down the smeel on my lappy , DIO MIO
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