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  1. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Sudo I've never heard that, we say "piledrived" and "bulldozed" here sometimes which also sound quite forceful

    Best one I heard was I’m gonna fill you up like Indonesia in 2004
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  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sudo Nailed
    Spread
    Tacked wit me cack
    Impacted
    Drilled
    Sanded
    Beveled


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  3. Russian hero chains himself to McDonalds in Moscow. He says “they fed us this food for 30 years ... and now they are leaving us. The sanctions are depriving me of the food that I have eaten all my life”.
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  4. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Go into the store and tell her you’re looking for a good screw
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  5. Jussie Smollett was born in Santa Rosa, California,[4] the son of Joel and Janet (née Harris) Smollett. He has three brothers and two sisters: Jake, Jocqui, Jojo, Jurnee, and Jazz, several of whom are also actors.[5] Smollett is biracial.[6] His mother is African-American and his father is jedi.[7] He has said that his father would "kill you if you called him white". His father was absent from his life for a significant portion of his childhood.[8] The family moved to the Elmhurst neighborhood of the New York City borough of Queens when he was two years old, then to Los Angeles when he was about seven.[4] Smollett graduated from Paramus Catholic High School in Paramus, New Jersey.[4][9] When he was 19, Smollett told his parents he was gay.[8]
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jussie_Smollett

    His early life is like something some lazy pol poster made up, jedi dad who hated whites, 8 person family, all named something J-.
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  6. Well now you know!



    https://i.imgur.com/sTDWuoC.jpg
    link in case embedding doesn't work
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  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Said nobody from china ever…

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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Cut my life into Pisces
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Welp. I'm gonna walk to the store and then get dumb with my BFF panthrax. The end.
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  11. ♡🌝
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  12. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Are you still stuck in that trap?

    If by trap, you mean your Mom, then yes

    Originally posted by mmQ Make him a vaginal ultimatum

    I’m just joshin. He likes to argue all political viewpoints. Really he just likes to argue.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'll take two orders of your finest candy flavored fish

    Also I would like a singular strand of gray licorice and a shot of peculiar tequila thanks
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Laying on my back in my bed with a mouth full of foam
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  15. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    OT. workin on my well pump,, working blind cuz I never fucked with a pump afore, but we have a new one well a never used one that came with the place so I'm bringing the old one in to sit next to the new one so I can switch the wiring from 220 to 110 and run the power wire and the plumbing
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo I kissed a girl and I liked it 💋 😘 🎶 🎵 🍒 🌸 🌼 🍒 💋 🎶 🎵

    This just TRIGGERED my memory from when my friend's GAY co-wo (that's slang for co-worker) introduced us to this gay bar called Valentine's and we would go there and they played this song a lot. It was the only gay bar I've ever been to and it was a really good time man, gay people are fun and they buy you lots of free drinks, which was probably my main reason for going there.

    One time we got really faded and ENT (shout out to krolo) up taking these shots called Urine Samples which were supposed to be like a designer shot that you would use to prank your drunk friends because they were literally supposed to taste like warm pee. I think they even heated them up in a microwave to make them the right temp

    Idk. That's a thing
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  17. I thought that was Slaynk at first glance
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  18. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny think of turning to duckduckgo ?


    How to destroy your company in one tweet.

    People are switching to Brave browser and search now.
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  19. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Oh boy oh man, i sure hope the Russians don't get to 2/4 Tserkovna str, Odessa 65003. Virology Department. I sure don't want Putin to get all that Anthrax they are keeping there for totally legit research purposes.

    Don't suicide me CIA, this is Open Source Intelligence. Suicide yourselves you're a bunch of idiots.
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  20. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence Baby, baby!
    Yes mama?

    Telling lies?
    No mama!

    Open your mouth!…










    Ha Ha Ha!

    Nice backpedaling, pedalphile. You are really a very sad and pathetic liar. And C R I N G E

    I don’t see anything wrong with him wanting to teach you stuff this just makes you look phoney for sharing private messages
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