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2018-10-24 at 9:55 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionMy bus goes somewhere else and fortunately has a finite time span but it's still a shitty bus to ride on, as most buses are
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2018-10-24 at 9:37 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionNo just chase after my bus
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2018-10-24 at 8:55 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionIf I post on Friday all is well
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2018-10-24 at 8:04 PM UTC in Getting used to fingerprints on phones is hardI just have a pattern and delete all texts that aren't from either your or my mom
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2018-10-24 at 7:38 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2018-10-24 at 3:10 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by mmQ I seriously don't remember any mods or who was what. Who gives a shit. I remember you and FUNASWEGO.
zoklet BI my heart. Only thing I really ever care/d about.
The. Box. Was. Empty.
Goddamn the fucking Amazon scam was legit as fuck for a while and only well known through zoklet. Mmmmmm.
I read an article from vice about how millenials were making PH@T $T@X O C@$H doing the Amazon scam like it was a brand new thing no one has ever thought of. I feel like anyone would make a better writer than whatever purple hair side of head shaved transgender millenial former barista they hire to write for them. -
2018-10-24 at 2:38 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by mmQ Shut the fuck up.
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Holy fuck this post just reminded me of that guy mksnowborder69 or something who was a mod and signed every post with -mike. I think enter doxed him and he quit the forum forever.
There were so many shitty irrelevant mundane mods on zoklet. Fucking water bottle was an admin for absolutely no reason. I remember the British girl with the fat tits was a mod of the nature forum with me and she never logged in the entire time I was there. Spatula tzar didn't either and she would have been decent to talk to.
Zok was such a fruit. I'm glad he had the forum but damn, what a missed opportunity
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2018-10-24 at 12:38 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionThe secret is believing you can. Everyday I write down a list of the drugs I wish I was doing and then eat the piece of paper. It tricks my body into thinking I just ingested them. As I've learned in narcotics anonymous "one is too many and 1000 is never enough" so sometimes I'll find myself furiously scribbling on page after page before chomping them down. I prefer hard construction paper as it's the most satiating.
Don't tell anyone MY SECRET -
2018-10-24 at 12:17 PM UTC in Guess what the user above you does for moneyWaffle house flapjack flipper
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2018-10-24 at 12:11 PM UTC in If sociopathy were a spectrum...Sploo doesn't believe in the dsm because deep down he knows he's caused his own diagnoses to be onset by fucking up his own life.
I really don't believe in them much either. If you have self awareness and can actually actualize your own actions you're going to be conscious of what you're experiencing and can gain insight and understanding into the underlying factors.
If you have autism though... -
2018-10-24 at 12:03 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionI've been so fucking sober lately it's depressing. All I have to look forward to is money and rough sex it's like I'm a 55 year old executive who cheats on his wife.
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2018-10-24 at 11:54 AM UTC in America falls behind Soviet UnionI thought this thread might be good but it's terrible
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2018-10-24 at 2:39 AM UTC in Should we embrace our grief?
Originally posted by CASPER Not actually convinced hes dead. 1) Hes been here long enough to value spectacle. 2) Hes just as likely to be in jail or committed as dead.
Dont he have someone who can hack the firewall mainframe to backtrace his html?
I tried checking obituaries in Pomona, to no avail.
Do you know his real name? -
2018-10-24 at 2:38 AM UTC in Should I open a Money Market Saving Account?No instead you should get two payday loans for the entirety of your paycheck and spend it on pogs. Just think about what they'll be worth by the time the loan is due
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2018-10-24 at 2:34 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2018-10-24 at 2:30 AM UTC in Pissing all over a public toilet.OP is a sociopath. The FBI has been alerted
My phone literally just auto corrected FBI to FSB and GNU and it's not even an iPhone -
2018-10-24 at 2:28 AM UTC in You know how Kebab has this sand nigger yell ALLAHU AHKBAR when it's time to pray?I know a Taiwanese woman who speaks perfect English and is rich as fuck and goes to conferences in other countries regarding how to make Taiwan less Chinese. However she does drive a miata so she isn't without her flaws.
Beijing is trying to move Chinese into Taiwan and Hong Kong to dilute it's awesomeness but nobody talks about that forced wave of migration -
2018-10-24 at 1:44 AM UTC in Some mentally unstable gay guy told me I was soulless in a bar
Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine Nothing wrong with being a momma's boy and manchild.
You are so weak and pathetic it is immediately apparent to strangers. You try to project your inadequacies onto other people because you're a weak and shitty person. There is no reason for you to live, it's never going to get better -
2018-10-24 at 1:43 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionIt was actually the 3 closest people to me at the time too. I was pretty bad that year
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2018-10-24 at 1:42 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention