The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2018-10-24 at 5:30 AM UTC

   #4881
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by Lanny Smells like cam whoring to me

   
   Depends.. Is she Asian? Japan has this stereotype for a reason. They're a relatively shy people.
2. 2018-10-24 at 5:49 AM UTC

   #4882
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost Traps are hawt
   
   

3. 2018-10-24 at 9:11 AM UTC

   #4883
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   It's pretty ppevident that someone up ythechain switched up the daffodil analogue they were usig, to something MUCH Stronger, it's been a long time since I've had to keep museld awake for safety's sake. 100% a few people are gonna kick the bucket. And I have a massive to,erance . If a bump the size of two matchsticks heads can make me dizzy, sick. Ready to pass out I can't imagine .
4. 2018-10-24 at 9:56 AM UTC

   #4884
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   ...daffodil = fentanyl?
5. 2018-10-24 at 12:03 PM UTC

   #4885
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I've been so fucking sober lately it's depressing. All I have to look forward to is money and rough sex it's like I'm a 55 year old executive who cheats on his wife.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • CASPER, 
   • GGG
6. 2018-10-24 at 12:15 PM UTC

   #4886
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   I smoked non existent weed
7. 2018-10-24 at 12:23 PM UTC

   #4887
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Yeah I thought I'd try my hand at a faggy word enhancement a la Lanny. Lol.
   
   That was a rough few hours. BPm was down to like 40 and my resting heart rate is usually 70 or higher. dizzy. Dry heaving. Never had these immediate headaches though. Well...maybe for the best. My own version of "aversion therapy" is how I stopped doing tar in the first place.
   
   The stress of having to slap yourself awake and jerk off continually for 3 hours just to stay alive.
   
   Bitches with ink do be fly tho. And those that suck dick for a living seem to have strangely on point taste in music.
   
   
   
   
8. 2018-10-24 at 12:25 PM UTC

   #4888
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Sudo I've been so fucking sober lately it's depressing. All I have to look forward to is money and rough sex it's like I'm a 55 year old executive who cheats on his wife. I hate almost Every One I talk to and they all want things from me. I'm drinking and doing a bunch of hydromorphone on Friday and then immediately taking a cleanse kit and I hope I feel better. Most of my friends spend way too much time around escorts. My buddy whose house I'm goin to drink and do drugs at always has one around and I absolutely despise her. There is literally no reason for her to be alive, especially since her dad is a cop. I will probably end up throwing her into a wall by her hair if I get the right amount of messed up. I can't wait

   
   What's your secret to stayinf sober?
9. 2018-10-24 at 12:27 PM UTC

   #4889
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Ah hell I'm. Just kidding. Like I don't fucking know. The SECRET. lol.
10. 2018-10-24 at 12:32 PM UTC

    #4890
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Ok fuck I need to go to sleep. Night all.
11. 2018-10-24 at 12:33 PM UTC

    #4891
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by CASPER Ok fuck I need to go to sleep. Night all.

    
    Good stop waving that gun around you melodramatic fuck
12. 2018-10-24 at 12:38 PM UTC

    #4892
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The secret is believing you can. Everyday I write down a list of the drugs I wish I was doing and then eat the piece of paper. It tricks my body into thinking I just ingested them. As I've learned in narcotics anonymous "one is too many and 1000 is never enough" so sometimes I'll find myself furiously scribbling on page after page before chomping them down. I prefer hard construction paper as it's the most satiating.
    
    Don't tell anyone MY SECRET
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • mmQ
13. 2018-10-24 at 12:39 PM UTC

    #4893
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    If the neighbors hear Casper they gone call the police.
14. 2018-10-24 at 12:39 PM UTC

    #4894
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The secret to "staying sober" is finding drugs that work for you and are legal and/or not tested for
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • aldra, 
    • GGG
15. 2018-10-24 at 12:44 PM UTC

    #4895
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Sudo The secret is believing you can. Everyday I write down a list of the drugs I wish I was doing and then eat the piece of paper. It tricks my body into thinking I just ingested them. As I've learned in narcotics anonymous "one is too many and 1000 is never enough" so sometimes I'll find myself furiously scribbling on page after page before chomping them down. I prefer hard construction paper as it's the most satiating.
    
    Don't tell anyone MY SECRET

    
    Top post of this morning.
16. 2018-10-24 at 12:47 PM UTC

    #4896
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jυicebox The secret to "staying sober" is finding drugs that work for you and are legal and/or not tested for

    
    you'll end up suicidal off that dang t-pain like hydromorphawne
17. 2018-10-24 at 12:49 PM UTC

    #4897
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Have you ever been so drunk and so bored and so awake that you go into work and help the morning crew for fun? No meth. I never got the meth I wanted. Have you though? I'm about to. And here in my head I'm thinking tbyekkk say "Omg Wren is so ducked up right now wow" and thsts because they will. But also they'll say "hahaha Wren is awesome I'm so glad he's here this is cool"
    
    And I'll do it for free. No matter how fucking shitty of a person I am, Ill do it for free.
18. 2018-10-24 at 12:50 PM UTC

    #4898
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That last part came out wrong
19. 2018-10-24 at 12:50 PM UTC

    #4899
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That's what she said
20. 2018-10-24 at 12:50 PM UTC

    #4900
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm gonna clock in is what I meant.