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  1. Originally posted by WE SMOOTH you'll end up suicidal off that dang t-pain like hydromorphawne

    Meh, I'd rather be dead anyway

    Though I will admit, it's MUCH worse when in T-PAIN withdrawal, but I don't intend to get addicted again, and the only reason I did in the first place was because i,for some fucked up reason, thought it would be easier to taper than Crouton
  2. Originally posted by mmQ I'm gonna clock in is what I meant.

    You mean you're going to COCK in, amirite? Hehehehe
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Shut the fuck up.

    -risir
  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Sudo The secret is believing you can. Everyday I write down a list of the drugs I wish I was doing and then eat the piece of paper. It tricks my body into thinking I just ingested them. As I've learned in narcotics anonymous "one is too many and 1000 is never enough" so sometimes I'll find myself furiously scribbling on page after page before chomping them down. I prefer hard construction paper as it's the most satiating.

    Don't tell anyone MY SECRET

    You been drinkin' Speedy's magic juice, son?
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ Shut the fuck up.

    -risir

    Holy fuck this post just reminded me of that guy mksnowborder69 or something who was a mod and signed every post with -mike. I think enter doxed him and he quit the forum forever.

    There were so many shitty irrelevant mundane mods on zoklet. Fucking water bottle was an admin for absolutely no reason. I remember the British girl with the fat tits was a mod of the nature forum with me and she never logged in the entire time I was there. Spatula tzar didn't either and she would have been decent to talk to.

    Zok was such a fruit. I'm glad he had the forum but damn, what a missed opportunity

    Inb4spectral
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  6. I have no fond memories of any zoklet mod other than unstable
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I seriously don't remember any mods or who was what. Who gives a shit. I remember you and FUNASWEGO.

    zoklet BI my heart. Only thing I really ever care/d about.

    The. Box. Was. Empty.

    Goddamn the fucking Amazon scam was legit as fuck for a while and only well known through zoklet. Mmmmmm.
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  8. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Jυicebox The secret to "staying sober" is finding drugs that work for you and are legal and/or not tested for

    Don't forget cheap.
  9. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ I seriously don't remember any mods or who was what. Who gives a shit. I remember you and FUNASWEGO.

    zoklet BI my heart. Only thing I really ever care/d about.

    The. Box. Was. Empty.

    Goddamn the fucking Amazon scam was legit as fuck for a while and only well known through zoklet. Mmmmmm.

    Retard.
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by GGG Retard.

    I'm triggered.
  11. Originally posted by GGG Don't forget cheap.

    That too
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ I seriously don't remember any mods or who was what. Who gives a shit. I remember you and FUNASWEGO.

    zoklet BI my heart. Only thing I really ever care/d about.

    The. Box. Was. Empty.

    Goddamn the fucking Amazon scam was legit as fuck for a while and only well known through zoklet. Mmmmmm.

    I read an article from vice about how millenials were making PH@T $T@X O C@$H doing the Amazon scam like it was a brand new thing no one has ever thought of. I feel like anyone would make a better writer than whatever purple hair side of head shaved transgender millenial former barista they hire to write for them.
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  13. Ghost Black Hole
    Drop shipping, let's go

    best female streamer

  14. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Truth is Sophie (psychomanthis) and panthrax (Sudo) were both little scared kids who hid behind their moderator control panels 24/7 just to try and stay afloat. Without their mod powers they were basically forum fodder, and they knew it. So they had to throw their e-dick around trying to look strong and important, when in reality, they were nothing but a couple of bottom bitches. But I took care of both of them. In fact, all of them.
  15. I thought Grimace was Panthrax. Speckles do you even know what you’re saying?

    Of course I’m still new here so maybe I don’t know what I’m saying. I’ll hush now.
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL and panthrax (Sudo)

    I thought I was O_RLY
  17. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by ohfralala I thought Grimace was Panthrax. Speckles do you even know what you’re saying?

    Of course I’m still new here so maybe I don’t know what I’m saying. I’ll hush now.

    I'd say they're both panthrax. Sure ain't o_RLY.
  18. Nigga you wild. Wild I say.
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    If I post on Friday all is well
  20. And if you don’t post should we come bail you out?

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