Posts by Sudo

1. 2019-03-15 at 8:38 PM UTC in I grew up in a violent street gang and lived gang life.
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Fob is dead. That guy with the Swedish name ratted on everyone. FK is actually legit though because they linked up with BC.
   
   Also where would you stash drugs on 17th? It's mostly fucking bars. Dis nigga ain ner een bin ta da FOREST LAWN da lawn uv da FOREST where dey make ya lay down like a LAWN
2. 2019-03-15 at 8:30 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I'm slowly rejoining society. The girl I'm with knows she's a dumb ho who's lucky to have me so she tries to entice me into 3somes and messages me all day. My x gf is literally more immature than me and owes me money. I run into people who want to give me money everywhere and I'm just tryna get out the dam system. I feel empty as hell all the time. That fucking pit of my stomach has been growling for literally years
3. 2019-03-09 at 7:17 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   malice's name was Enrique or something very very brown
   
   I remember he posted his 23and me results and blacked out the part that said sub Saharan African because he was so ashamed. I wish he was still alive and I don't really understand or respect suicide. For some reason my local newspaper is really pushing the assisted suicide agenda and every time someone dies from assisted suicide they give them a whole page of their lives acco.plishments and what they want to say. Makes dying by your own hand seem stupid.
   
   Anyways Malice could have been an interesting case study in the effects of no social interaction and tons of nootropics have on the Guatemalan mind. It would be like Jeannie but nobody gave a shit.
   
   Malice's underachieving was his downfall, in the end he couldn't live with all he'd wasted, in a way a lot of us identify with that, myself definitely included, I've been hearing about it for 20 years. Malice had no support network and his autism alienated him so much he didn't even feel human anymore. I hope he feels more free wherever he is. Probably in purgatory with all the unbaptised kittens.
   
   I realized yesterday that of the last 9 years, only 2 of which I was neither in jail or on house arrest and for 9 months of this I was in a halfway house and for 5 months I was on curfew. I'm so fucking incarcerated it's not funny
4. 2019-03-07 at 5:41 AM UTC in BDSM
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I like how you put this in BLTC
5. 2019-03-07 at 5:40 AM UTC in In this thread we post pics of ourselves
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by mmQ seent a little spider on the floor
   
   

   
   what's the carnival bear in the backgrounds name? asking for a friend
6. 2019-03-07 at 5:09 AM UTC in OFFICIAL Cool Kids Club registry
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   HTS is literally the coolest tranny ever 2.5/10 would get a secret blowjob from
   
   Is the cool kids club anything like the fun bunch?
7. 2019-03-07 at 4:05 AM UTC in Selling my body, choose your own price and tell me what you want to do to me.
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I'll send you $8 to sit with me while we watch the entire run of "Nathan for you" because nobody wants to watch this show with me
8. 2019-03-07 at 4:01 AM UTC in Apparently, to most people, the difference between an intellectual and a pseudo-intellectual
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I'm a herointellectual which means I need morphine, ether and alcohol to be literate
9. 2019-03-07 at 3:45 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Michael Myers Sup, UM.

   
   nm mang how are u
10. 2019-03-07 at 3:14 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I want to find ways to extend my life. Everyone always says work the biggest life shortener so I'm good there. Cigs need to stop. I think I'm just gonna do things that don't stress me out, that's the biggest thing. Smoking weed and watching aqua teen hunger force it is
11. 2019-03-07 at 3:07 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I can swim a full mile underwater while holding my breath.

    
    spectral tier post
12. 2019-03-07 at 12:31 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by CASPER The more I learn about myself and life, I realize that everyone I know is addicted to something or other. Some people it's love. Some people it's cigarettes. Some people it's pride or money or accolades. Some it happens to be opiates or cocaine. But I don't need to feel like a lost a chunk of my life. Addiction isn't inherently negative. It's can be the cocoon, a gestational period. If I go on to live a more balanced, accepting, full experience…then it actually was worth it.

    
    I saw a meme the other day that said "Two things you learn as an adult
    
    1. Everyone does cocaine
    2. Cheese is fucking expensive"
    
    cocaine is also expensive but people do it to make their heart pump a little bit harder even if they just want to talk about their co-workers. Cheese is a value added product that goes on fucking everything. So much of it crosses borders too I can't wait to hear about the black market cheese trade in Britain post brexit
    
    also, I'm addicted to opiates and always will be. I shouldn't have made condescending comments to you before about methadone because I literally abuse suboxone sometimes. I think it's objectively better but that's just me
13. 2019-03-06 at 4:49 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm sorry but any country music that came out after 1996 is horrible. The whole genre is fucking weird and pointlessly atmospheric. Objectively the most niggerish trap music is far less derivative and more thought provoking
14. 2019-03-06 at 3:44 AM UTC in The real reason why §m£ÂgØL hitchhikes everywhere
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by GGG Haters is a good thing that I don't think you know how an antimicrobial thing is annoying to you and you don't have to live in the rural south area where you are so dissociated to get a food handlers certificate to serve food at home and in order to be able to notice by reading the information you need to get your business in order

    
    top tier hitchhiking
15. 2019-03-06 at 1:08 AM UTC in I will consider responding to each post in this thread on a case-by-case basis
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I really feel like Dee-Lite was socialist propaganda but I might be thinking of another band. Someone Google this for me and confirm it
16. 2019-03-06 at 12:56 AM UTC in The real reason why §m£ÂgØL hitchhikes everywhere
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    bump
    
    people should read "blood meridian"
17. 2019-03-05 at 4:07 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by GGG Maybe ur just gay

    
    You hit the male right on the head (of his cock)
18. 2019-03-05 at 3:40 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I hate the girl I've been seeing since I've been out. I've had sex 5 times and haven't came yet, possibly because I have morphine in my system, possibly because of nerves and possibly because I just generally don't like her and I have a weird dick that sometimes needs emotional involvement to achieve orgasm. She also isn't into it so rough so that's gay. I really have to cut things off with her but I feel guilty because she's done a lot for me.
    
    I haven't read any books since I've been out just the economist and I think I really need to continue with the written word because having your demonstrative English skills limited to reading shit on social media, shitposting on a dead forum and texting girls who barely graduated high school is the beginning of the end of western civilization
19. 2019-03-04 at 5:52 AM UTC in Have you ever been homeless- story time/advice thread
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    one time I got catfished by a fat junkie in Florida so I hitchhiked right into conception across the states in like a week and slept in a field of dicks. Then her husband fucked me in the ass and she pointed a shotgun at me and convinced me the bastard spawn in her womb was mine
    
    all in all Jack Kerouac/10 would write the great American novel again
20. 2019-03-04 at 5:48 AM UTC in Cohen implicated trump for 11 felonies
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed America is the new South Africa. Demographics is destiny after all. Enjoy!
    
    

    
    I bet you didn't even notice the spelling error you fucking Texan pleb. Nice extremely narrow and context specific "Twitter data"