2019-03-07 at 2:50 AM UTC
I am revoking my application.
2019-03-07 at 2:52 AM UTC
Sweet! I never liked cliques
2019-03-07 at 2:59 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ
Other than writing PEN15 on the back of your hand with permanent marker.
Oh, pick me, pick me, I’ve been dying to do this my entire life.
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2019-03-07 at 4:04 AM UTC
its not cool unless its spelled
Kool Kids Klub.
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2019-03-07 at 4:10 AM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
Originally posted by Zanick
I would like to submit my application for the Kool Kids Klub to consider, and I believe that I am uniquely qualified. My accomplishments are the following:
My life's work has been mental illness and substance abuse, and I have succeeded in making each fuel the other to enjoy a steep decline over the past several years. During this journey, I have battled zombie children in the forests and in the streets and I have slain them all. I have weaponized vehicles with benzodiazepines in what I can only describe as a revival for the sport of jousting. I have vanquished my evil sister, and I'm currently wearing her hide for warmth outside in a dumpster that I rent out to a raccoon, who pays me in garbage. Together we host a channel on a porn website that I won't disclose for sake of privacy. I don't have any answers for anybody about anything, so don't ask.
You get a cool kids club card!
Originally posted by Technologist
Oh, pick me, pick me, I’ve been dying to do this my entire life.
And YOU get a cool kids club card!
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2019-03-07 at 4:12 AM UTC
Originally posted by GGG
You get a cool kids club card!
And YOU get a cool kids club card!
She wanted ME to pick her. Not you. Now you're out the club.
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2019-03-07 at 4:18 AM UTC
>Cool Kids Club
>Not Kool Kidz Klub
Not interested, thanks anyway.
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2019-03-07 at 4:19 AM UTC
That said, if I were interested the fact that I'm not interested would be a qualification. Damn I'm cool.
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2019-03-07 at 5:09 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
HTS is literally the coolest tranny ever 2.5/10 would get a secret blowjob from
Is the cool kids club anything like the fun bunch?
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2019-03-07 at 5:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by GGG
We have anal sex on Wednesdays and Thursdays, and mario kart tournaments every other Saturday.
Can you imagine me fucking you? Neither of us can smile the entire time. Just sex faces and sweat beads. We can play Mario after.
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