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  1. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Octavian Premature ejaculation

    Just take enough drugs to never cum and then you can pretend you're a pornstar
  2. Octavian motherfucker
    Anyone else just switch off after blowing their load? It's as if I have zero interest in anything sexual and can't wait for them to leave my apartment. They just lay there legs trembling, or try and snuggle in as if we are now somehow unified. Annoyed, all I can think of is my muck slowly leaking out and her leaving slug trails on my fresh fucking sheets.

    A good woman knows not to overstay her welcome.
  3. Mahmoud Houston
    Le petit mort
  4. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian Anyone else just switch off after blowing their load? It's as if I have zero interest in anything sexual and can't wait for them to leave my apartment. They just lay there legs trembling, or try and snuggle in as if we are now somehow unified. Annoyed, all I can think of is my muck slowly leaking out and her leaving slug trails on my fresh fucking sheets.

    A good woman knows not to overstay her welcome.

    Nah, no one else just you man.

    Yes, but actually I've been tired of the girls I've been seeing recently like as soon as they come over.

    I just wanna meet someone awesome already.
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  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    "Slug trails"
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  6. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Mahmoud Le petit mort

    I too hate when a petite hooker dies in my bed. The cleanup fees are getting out of hand.
  7. Originally posted by Lanny I too hate when a petite hooker dies in my bed. The cleanup fees are getting out of hand.

    I prefer when the petite ones die. They take less time to eat than the bigger ones and there's less fat to cut around.
  8. Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Nah, no one else just you man.

    Yes, but actually I've been tired of the girls I've been seeing recently like as soon as they come over.

    I just wanna meet someone awesome already.

    Good luck with that. They're all crazy, neurotic bags of flesh with few, if any, redeeming values. Just looking for their meal ticket on the gravy train.
  9. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Solstice I prefer when the petite ones die. They take less time to eat than the bigger ones and there's less fat to cut around.

    Easier on the ketchup supply, too.
  10. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Sex is better than the alternatives for the last one of those for sale in the United Arab market and the fat girls are getting a lot better at this moment and they are hebephiles or ephebophiles for their children like I take drugs and wanted to know if they were going to be able to notice by how much they were able to carry with them through the desert and they are hebephiles to the extent of the raging piss who did at my general comment on the other 2000 that was not a long shot, but I wasn't trying to kill myself and I was just joking man and not all drugs were made in the mainland of China but I don't even know what to say about this before and I just realized that I was a drug dealer back then in the US and towards China and America die out of the coil for me
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I hate the girl I've been seeing since I've been out. I've had sex 5 times and haven't came yet, possibly because I have morphine in my system, possibly because of nerves and possibly because I just generally don't like her and I have a weird dick that sometimes needs emotional involvement to achieve orgasm. She also isn't into it so rough so that's gay. I really have to cut things off with her but I feel guilty because she's done a lot for me.

    I haven't read any books since I've been out just the economist and I think I really need to continue with the written word because having your demonstrative English skills limited to reading shit on social media, shitposting on a dead forum and texting girls who barely graduated high school is the beginning of the end of western civilization
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  12. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Maybe ur just gay
  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Easier on the ketchup supply, too.

    You eat your dead hookers with ketchup? What an uncultured swine.

    Youre supposed to be savoring the flavors of the meat itself- not covering it up with condiments.

    Seriously. What a waste of $100.
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  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by GGG Maybe ur just gay

    You hit the male right on the head (of his cock)
  15. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Why do straight people talk about cocks more than I do.
  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by GGG Why do straight people talk about cocks more than I do.

    lift your game
  17. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by aldra lift your game

    I'd like to lift my cock if you don't mind
  18. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Went and saw leftover crack and days/daze show. Shit was mad good.
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  19. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice Good luck with that. They're all crazy, neurotic bags of flesh with few, if any, redeeming values. Just looking for their meal ticket on the gravy train.

    Generally I don't have much trouble agreeing with that statement but it's a dark road to go down accepting that into your psyche & i like pussy and want real good companionship even if it's a pipe dream. Anyway aren't you basing this literally all on Hydromorphone?
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  20. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    When I was younger it was all about finding a "cool" girl, now she's gotta be single, cool, not broke, not 100% jaded and without kids. 😲

    Inb4 sludo says he can make any blitch cheat..

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