Posts by Sudo

1. 2022-02-08 at 12:42 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Incessant Take a fishing trip alone or something you like doing. Put your feet in some grass. It might do the trick if you just fall off the grid for a whole 24 hrs.

   
   This is nice advice if you don't live in the northern hemisphere in February
2. 2022-02-08 at 12:41 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Dis bish who knows I'm a mopey sack of shit sent me some video off Instagram at 1am last night about "getting your mind right" so I didn't watch it and instead sent her a kissy face emoji and a middle finger emoji which she left on read. I might see if she wants to get a hotel tomorrow idk, I dont even really like her. Or anyone. Or myself. I wonder WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?
   
   2.1 years later and I'm chanelling sploo. RIP I think about him more than anyone else I can think of who died I have never laid eyes on. Fuck too many people I like are dead, THATS MY PROBLEM. I read paradise lost over the last few days and think I'm one of John Milton's muses. Worst post ever
3. 2022-02-08 at 12:31 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Fuck I'm so depressed I'm really struggling to get up and go shower. Being around my son makes me happy and really nothing else. I fantasize about faking my death so much I've started to realize how unhealthy that is. Really my biggest problems are typical middle class trappings but goddamn is it ever soul crushing. I feel like if I have to keep living like this or if someone I care about deeply dies I'm gonna go on a spiral. I need a good week-long bender or at least to disappear for that time
4. 2022-02-08 at 12:25 AM UTC in Anywhere but here
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I am actively taking steps to make this happen
   
   First I need a space suit
   next I need a rocket
   
   third I need a moon grade farm
   
   and fourth a sample of ergot
   
   All of these things align with my current goals so I don't even have to go out of my way that much. I already want to make rockets and grow ergot so I just need to point one of my rockets at the moon with ergot on it to make this happen.
   
   

   
   RIP Pop Smoke
5. 2022-02-07 at 10:50 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Someone needs to take this thread behind the woodshed and put it out if it's misery. Like Ol Yeller which I actually saw as a kid because I only had 3 channels so would have to watch whatever was on CBC on Sunday night. Sad!
6. 2022-02-07 at 10:48 PM UTC in THE MAGA PARTY!,,, the GOP is dead, republicans are going down with the dems,, get ready for THE MAGA PARTY lefty's
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by POLECAT

   
   I talked to these truckers and they all said you're a cowardly traitor. We don't take kindly to yellow bellied Benedict Arnold's here in the GR8 WH1T3 N0RF
7. 2022-02-07 at 10:46 PM UTC in Food Prices Approach Record Highs, Threatening the World’s Poorest
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Many people avoid that situation by having the child do the stealing for them.

   
   I was driving outside a Costco once and pigs were accosting a girl with a stroller and handling the stroller roughly so I looped back around and got closer and could see the stroller was filled with stolen items. Always hear about people doing that but witnessed it last year.
   
   There was also a local case of a black gurl (who I matched with on tinder not realizing who she was) who may have been shoplifting with her child then had police officers come inside the store to arrest her while she was still shopping, made a scene and ended up getting tased in front of her child. Regardless of whether she was stealing or not, it's not ok to tase a young mother in front of her child especially while she is still inside the store. Terrible precedent set.
8. 2022-02-07 at 9:50 PM UTC in Food Prices Approach Record Highs, Threatening the World’s Poorest
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   The only possible bad thing would be stealing from a store in the presence of a child who is aware what you are doing and is too young to understand the context so they think it's ok to steal afterwards. Other than that you are either a loser or you have far too much money if you don't steal from stores
   
   I stole a box of oranges today after buying $120 in groceries in two paper bags. Could have stolen more but I decided I didn't care that much
9. 2022-02-07 at 9:41 PM UTC in Users I like a lot and think could have a developmental impact on someone's life
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I like Jig but can't think of anything I would hold his opinion in high esteem on besides astrology because I don't know anything about that. If I need to know if Penis is in Gatorade I'll be sure to summon his advice
10. 2022-02-07 at 9:34 PM UTC in Food Prices Approach Record Highs, Threatening the World’s Poorest
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready sure there is. you give them a legitimist reason to pass down the L&P losses for the past quarter. pass it down to the consumers. they get hit with higher prices on top of the current gas price issue that is causing a ripple effect.

    
    Stop being a cuck for people who don't need people to cuck for them.
    
    They are already absorbed into the prices, the microscopic amount that's stolen doesn't make any fucking difference. They are competitive with other firms before they pretend to act like they have a monopoly on food
    
    Either you are really stupid or you fall for fake news that followers of cucker tarlson put on social media. No chain with 150m valuation or higher has ever justified raising prices due to shoplifting. You dumb sack of shit.
11. 2022-02-07 at 9:28 PM UTC in Someone is doing something with totse.com
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I didn't read any of this thread besides the OP and then looked at totse.com and didn't see any difference so is there an update? Is it being made into a decentralized block chain integrated social media platform? Did your mother buy it to broadcast her peach cobbler recipes and interracial porn scenes? Did wariat buy it with his moms allowance to post bad Diablo 2 art?
    
    Pls respond
12. 2022-02-07 at 9:20 PM UTC in Users I like a lot and think could have a developmental impact on someone's life
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Bradley Is my contemporary peer and friend, but due to our very similar age he cannot be a fatherly archetype. Like if ur balls don't touch the water on some toilets the fuck you gonna tell me

    
    How did you know my father was Long Balls Baldry?
    
    He taught me nothing
13. 2022-02-07 at 9:18 PM UTC in candycane candy lady
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Lucrimosa

    
    Link pls
    
    I thought it died
14. 2022-02-07 at 9:17 PM UTC in Food Prices Approach Record Highs, Threatening the World’s Poorest
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    There is literally nothing wrong with stealing from a grocery store chain with a 150M valuation or higher
15. 2022-02-07 at 8:50 PM UTC in Uncle Ted has terminal cancer
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    That's a sin, especially disgraceful since the federal prison system is going to let him die so he stops espousing his ideology. The older I've gotten the more I've understood his anti technology crusade (although obviously went about it in the wrong way). He's in a supermax because they worry about him radicalizing others, not because of any behavior issues.
    
    Good to See he's still corresponding with ecology groups and still has good penmanship. Sad to know he is on borrowed time and will not be able to broadcast his message anymore. I don't agree with his methodology at all but I have some sympathy for his ideology.
16. 2022-02-06 at 4:02 PM UTC in i burglarized a residence this evening...
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready My brother did heroin
    
    It's a shit drug. No one in my family I know ever did that shit before.
    
    Some people turn to it because they can't get pain meds and get hooked
    
    Others for the experience and rush.
    
    Now careless dealers use fent

    
    Thank you for "mansplaining" heroin without actually saying anything. We are all worse for it
17. 2022-02-06 at 1:24 PM UTC in bad news bros
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I rented this room because it had high numbers but it's the only hotel that doesn't have a casino in the closest casino is three blocks away and it's nothing but like homeless crazy f****** outside inside nice but I don't feel like dealing with drunk people right now so I have to go to nighty night in Reno with no casino time that's the cherry on my cake tonight
    
    
    oh yeah how does this relate when I was getting food I saw a chubby chick and I was thinking about how crozz would say slam Pig and somehow that turned me on more than looking at the pretty waitresses

    
    What's with the F************? Do you use voice to text or something or do you just not like pottymouths?
18. 2022-02-06 at 1:16 PM UTC in i burglarized a residence this evening...
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    What did they have in their fridge?
    
    Anyone remember the totse text file "DA ART OF BURGING?"
19. 2022-02-05 at 10:02 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I honestly wouldn't be surprised if I'm actually dying. Like if I went to a Dr. And they said "oh, Mr. Sudo your body is shutting down and you will be dead within a few months" I would be like "Dam, that's what that is, I knew it" and feel like I solved a puzzle where the prize is my death. Like a Japanese game show. Like
20. 2022-02-05 at 7:17 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive You'll ever get cube cock? Its when your cock acquires the same linear girth as its length.

    
    Nah mines usually the shape of a tuna can, who tf has a square cock?