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2022-02-05 at 5:26 PM UTC in Have to talk about it at some point
Originally posted by Kafka It may seem like I’m obsessed but I’m not, I was never even in love, but this place reminds me of my past which reminds me of her. I will probably forget some things.
So 2016, met a girl online that’s autistic, we were only together for two weeks, I ended it which made her furious. Though her relationships do usually last two weeks. I read her online diary, there she talked about hitting a baby’s head off a wall repeatedly when she was a child, experimented on her dog and dragged it by its legs because it didn’t love her, also talked about how she manipulated guys. This is when I started drinking, she didn’t want to drink alone every day. I met up with her irl, didn’t realise what I was doing til I was on the train. I’m gonna skip parts cuz we’ve met so many times, but I masturbated that first time.
2018 she wanted to be incest sisters and phoned the hotel I was at saying she was my sister. This is also the girl that poured acid over her own hand and got raided by police and her terrorist stuff was found.
I was a trainwreck, going to A&E often, did coke in the airport then got special assistance to walk me through so people would think I was mental instead of on drugs. Crazy stuff just seemed normal. I was a missing person because I escaped A&E, then detained by police because they marked me as a missing person, I remember shouting at them coked up because I was going to miss the last train to the airport, do they ended up delaying the train and I got home.
More about her: She had a boyfriend and he was staying in her house all worried because she told him she was in hospital, but really she was in a hotel room fucking somebody else.
Summer 2020. She was there for me when my dad died, I couldn’t leave the UK because of lockdown so I ended up going over there, we were cuddling and she kissed me. Her ex boyfriend was also there and we liked each other instantly, so we ran off together and were happy, I think we got together because no one else will understand what happened unless you were there. Anyway she smashed his tv, supposedly accused him of rape just to get a lift home with police (wouldn’t surprise me) and threw a brick through her other friend’s window. She wants to meet me but I haven’t had a chance, I can’t be friends with them both.
I feel like maybe I was crazy in the past but am fine now. I just hope that person doesn’t resurface.
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2022-02-05 at 5:25 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by mmQ Let's fuck. All of us men. Let's all fuck one another and eat chicken flats no girls allowed
I can't think of any chicken dickin finger lickin related innuendo so It might be awkward if everyone is saying clever things between the buttsex and I don't want to ruin anyone's fun. I'll just watch through the doggie door with my pants down so the neighbors can see me but they'll just think I'm a random sex offender. -
2022-02-05 at 5:20 PM UTC in Peak Oil - it's actually happening this time
Originally posted by aldra Pipelines don't transport coal, unless they're shutting down coal plants for gas it won't make much of a difference.
wut
it's got nothing to do with 'balls', there's no good reason for us to get involved. Since we don't have our own foreign policy we'll probably end up doing something stupid to impress the US though
nuclear not green enough hurr durr
Ye was obviously talking about substituting Gazprom for coal. I figured you would be aware of chiner keeping some ships loaded with Australian coal off the coast for months without fuel just to play games.
Yeah doesn't seem like Australia has much foreign policy directives that aren't at the behest of allies. Youre right, Keeping china's territorial boundaries away from others aren't Australia's problem but it certainly worries the entire region. Probably Singapore could exert more influence over the situation than Australia could.
Iirc Australia leads the world in coal exports and has been trying to diversify its economy like alot of other nations are trying to do to adapt. Australia's low population density and seemingly half decent immigration program (despite being unfair to NZ) doesn't make it a super pressing issue. Iirc the biggest coal mines are government controlled. Canada's fucked its mining situation up badly when it used to be the envy of lesser powers -
2022-02-05 at 4:19 PM UTC in Peak Oil - it's actually happening this time
Originally posted by aldra plenty of other stuff to dig up, steel and uranium at the moment
why would china not buy coal anymore?
That silk road pipeline to Russia, the games they've even playing holding coal ships hostage not letting them refuel, Australia growing some balls and letting them know about their South China sea expansion, China's energy diversification plans etc, lots of reasons.
Canada has more untapped uranium than any other country IIRC but we don't dig it up for some reason. I don't think it's a moneymaker unless there's a good plan in place -
2022-02-05 at 4:11 PM UTC in THE MAGA PARTY!,,, the GOP is dead, republicans are going down with the dems,, get ready for THE MAGA PARTY lefty'sREGULATORS
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2022-02-05 at 4:10 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionMy powers been out due to freezing candyrein and I have some sort of stomach bug. Tried doing opiates so I shit less to no avail. Since my water is on a pump there's no water in the toilet so I've been shitting in the woods since last night, probably a good 30 diarrhea shits since it started. Took me fam somewhere warm now so I can at least get a shower and the power company keeps pushing back the expected time of restoration so there's no telling when it will be back.
I am acutely aware that the struggle is "real" but shitting in the woods outside a cold, powerless house seems real third worldian.
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2022-02-05 at 1:41 AM UTC in Peak Oil - it's actually happening this timeWhat's Australia going to do when China won't buy their coal anymore?
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2022-02-05 at 1:38 AM UTC in Food Prices Approach Record Highs, Threatening the World’s PoorestYou fuys ever hear the song "Bullet with Buffalo wings" by The Smashing Watermelons? I bet their lead singer Wormy Corgan would get saucey over this thread
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2022-02-05 at 1:02 AM UTC in Peak Oil - it's actually happening this time
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2022-02-05 at 1:01 AM UTC in PIECE OF SHIT! DIE IN AN OVEN!
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2022-02-05 at 12:56 AM UTC in Winter Weather TerrorismMy power is out due to ridiculous weather and the power company lied initially and is now giving a realistic time frame for service being tomorrow. I'm sitting in the dark eating Chinese food after having food poisoning or something all day and shitting through the eye of a needle. I just don't learn.
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2022-02-05 at 12:54 AM UTC in Food Prices Approach Record Highs, Threatening the World’s PoorestI love watermelon and also enjoy smashing them. I probably spent $50 or more in watermelon the past summer that was smashed. It's ridiculous you can buy a whole watermelon for like $6 or a few measely slices for $4 because BIG WATERMELON PATCH THINKS YOURE A FOOL. Guarantee that's all white people buying the $4 kind. Watermelons are good for target practjce, throwing off an overpass placing on train tracks, lowering hydraulic lifts onto, smashing with a pickaxe and still delicious to eat after.
I was in prison with an old guy who did time in Texas in the late 80s/early 90s and was part of a work gang that IIRC picked cotton. He said on the days when they would go out the goal for thr day would be to find a watermelon because no matter how hot it was out (and I can imagine it would be absolutely scorching much of the time) the center of the watermelon was always ice cold.
When he told me that story it kind of made me understand how blacks have such an affinity towards them since they were doing essentially the same thing and would dream of finding one to alleviate their suffering. It's kinda stupid how what is a completely understandable acquired taste due to hardship based on race is treated as a negative stereotype. Or maybe blax just like watermelons because THEYRE FUCKING GREAT but who knows they might have hated them had they not been forced into slavery its like a chicken and egg type thing, nahmean? -
2022-02-05 at 12:37 AM UTC in Hey guys, I found a black girl I want to date
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready The old school of nose types has changed but the traditional was 6 noses.
I guess mine is more of a Greek Nose. not a Roman.
Oh man I'm semi Greek and exacerbated by sticking so much stuff up it. I remember turning down girls for having big noses before I realized how big mine was then later realized they were attracted to me because of my big ol shnozz
The name of the game- The Chrystel Method is my jam -
2022-02-04 at 10:15 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by aldra I had a dream the other night where a man killed a woman on her wedding day, her parents caught him, forced him to wear the wedding dress and chained him up in their basement for years.
one night bandits robbed and killed the now-elderly couple and found the man in the basement, allowing him to join them. he accepted, but did not tell them he feared for his sanity as he'd often hear the voice of the woman he'd killed. upon leaving the basement the voices became more frequent and more intense, and he began to see her out of the corner of his eye. she urged him to kill the bandits in revenge for her parents, which he eventually did, not knowing if it was out of thanks for her keeping him company all those years or if he was just an insane animal all along.
I kind of want to write it into a short story but there's not really any structure to it
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2022-02-04 at 7:04 PM UTC in The unprepared snow negro
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2022-02-04 at 7:01 PM UTC in the girl SWIM wants is a lesbianWell she likely has a biological predisposition towards motherhood and being nurturing so tell her you need a mommy figure and will give her a cute baby for her and her girlfriend to Raise as a bonus.
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2022-02-04 at 6:11 PM UTC in Food Prices Approach Record Highs, Threatening the World’s Poorest
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I used to keep chickens, quail and pheasants on my 6 acres. You don't really have to do anything with them…buy a big bag of feed from the feed store and let them free roam…the feed is really just a "bonus" as they'll get all they need to eat "hen pecking" at ants and grubs etc on your land. (they'll stay within a small area, you don't really have to worry about them running away like a slave).
Having said that the pheasants did do a runner so maybe avoid those. We had about 2 dozen chickens and 200+ quail. We had incubators so raised the quail ourselves from eggs we bought on ebay (the first batch).
Both chicken and quail eggs taste much better when you "grow" them yourself vs store bought.
I built a chicken coop for them and they'd put themselves to bed in the evening when the sunset came around…all we had to do was go out and lock it up to keep the coons and coyotes etc out for the night and open it up in the morning…and collect the eggs.
We had enough eggs to feed Africa.
There are alot of partridge around here, I can literally go out on a 4 wheeler in the summer and have to stop several times on the way to a trail I like to use to avoid hitting them. I have a friend who lives in another province now but sends me pictures of his quail hutch. Apparently they are super stinky and don't offer many advantages idk im just salt of the earth chicken folk not a big quail mogul -
2022-02-04 at 5:54 PM UTC in Do you get aggravated easily?One time I dressed like a hooker because my dad was mean to me growing up. I really got into character and turned a bunch of tricks and even got beaten and raped by a John. Fuck was I ever aggravated
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2022-02-04 at 5:51 PM UTC in The unprepared snow negroThat was nice of you. Lol@the dodge chargers, Chrysler 300s and old Acura legends
What do you have that's 4x4? You know the difference betweencthat and awd right? I fucked the transfer case on a truck so it doesnt have 4x4 in reverse but does going forward -
2022-02-04 at 5:46 PM UTC in Food Prices Approach Record Highs, Threatening the World’s Poorest
