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i burglarized a residence this evening...

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    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, i work alone, becuz co-conspirators are quick to sing.
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    CandyRein Black Hole
    Nigger
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Hey hey hey Wellcunt.

    Settle down, you wouldn't want Speedy to rat u out
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition


    HONK HONK HONK
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I want to go back in time with a futuristic cuttlefish technology suit where you're completely invisible and they're working on it apparently it exists and I want I want to walk into a bank I just take a bunch of old ass f****** ones fives and 10s and then bury them the one trash bag after another so there's layers and layers of old rubber trash bags for the 1970s and then come back in the future and dig them up and the bills will be worth like $10 all the way up to potentially half a million because they're old silver girl silver back silverback dollars in in in and they'll be worth money and and you know what else panties cuz pennies used to be like 80 90% pure copper just like hella panties to grab all the panties and f****** melt them down man you melt them down for five times what they're f****** worth five times man f i v e

    Niqqa!
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    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I want to go back in time with a futuristic cuttlefish technology suit where you're completely invisible and they're working on it apparently it exists and I want I want to walk into a bank I just take a bunch of old ass f****** ones fives and 10s and then bury them the one trash bag after another so there's layers and layers of old rubber trash bags for the 1970s and then come back in the future and dig them up and the bills will be worth like $10 all the way up to potentially half a million because they're old silver girl silver back silverback dollars in in in and they'll be worth money and and you know what else panties cuz pennies used to be like 80 90% pure copper just like hella panties to grab all the panties and f****** melt them down man you melt them down for five times what they're f****** worth five times man f i v e

    Niqqa!

    STFU you hyperactive cunt
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    What did they have in their fridge?

    Anyone remember the totse text file "DA ART OF BURGING?"
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I want to go back in time with a futuristic cuttlefish technology suit where you're completely invisible and they're working on it apparently it exists and I want I want to walk into a bank I just take a bunch of old ass f****** ones fives and 10s and then bury them the one trash bag after another so there's layers and layers of old rubber trash bags for the 1970s and then come back in the future and dig them up and the bills will be worth like $10 all the way up to potentially half a million because they're old silver girl silver back silverback dollars in in in and they'll be worth money and and you know what else panties cuz pennies used to be like 80 90% pure copper just like hella panties to grab all the panties and f****** melt them down man you melt them down for five times what they're f****** worth five times man f i v e

    Niqqa!

    I had thousands of dollars in silver coins, half dollars, quarters, and dimes. I ended up selling then all over time to fund my heroin addiction years ago. But it was well over 20k worth of silver
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    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    >Implying you aren't too fat to make it through the front door
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    Originally posted by AngryIVer >Implying you aren't too fat to make it through the front door

    He's the type of burglar who would hurt himself breaking in and sue the homeowner
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    With did u score op? Hopefully a home to call ur own?
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by RIPtotse With did u score op? Hopefully a home to call ur own?

    cash and je^w^els
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra

    HONK HONK HONK

    that's a cute duck
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse I had thousands of dollars in silver coins, half dollars, quarters, and dimes. I ended up selling then all over time to fund my heroin addiction years ago. But it was well over 20k worth of silver

    My brother did heroin

    It's a shit drug. No one in my family I know ever did that shit before.

    Some people turn to it because they can't get pain meds and get hooked

    Others for the experience and rush.

    Now careless dealers use fent
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready My brother did heroin

    It's a shit drug. No one in my family I know ever did that shit before.

    Some people turn to it because they can't get pain meds and get hooked

    Others for the experience and rush.

    Now careless dealers use fent

    Thank you for "mansplaining" heroin without actually saying anything. We are all worse for it
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by RIPtotse With did u score op? Hopefully a home to call ur own?



    With bars and a roommate named Bubba.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by WellHung that's a cute duck

    did you just misspecies me
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by aldra did you just misspecies me

    are you closer to Alice Springs?
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    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Solstice He's the type of burglar who would hurt himself breaking in and sue the homeowner

    Some dude in my home state did this. Fell through the skylight trying to break in, did like $8,000 worth of damage then sued the home owner because, you know, it's THEIR fault somehow
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