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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    You should have pulled him through the drivers side window, snapped his neck and eaten his brain
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by CandyRein I literally post exactly the same… Astrology.. music .. food and as of late.. working out a lot ..I’ve always shared a lot but at the same time nothin at all…

    I been roasting infatuated niggas since I been on the Internet

    You've been "clapping back" with extra fervor and it's pretty funny. Hard to see yourself because it seems normal but you've become more venomous to your detractors
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Candy has gotten much more toxic as of late and I for one enjoy it. Most short women compensate with a smart/loud mouf in my experience so I hope she is just interacting with the world how she feels necessary
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ A bunch of POWER 🐈 kittens that don't stop purring but it's a soft quiet purr and they spend all day playing with toys and one another to your amusement, always one or two being SILLY GEESE on or around your body and shoulders, resting their tiny kitten bodies against your neck just slow purring away. All is well, good things.

    How can we tactically deploy these kittens to war zones around the world for healing attacks? Perhaps a kittenapault? RPK? Laser guided?
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    If I got Paranoid off smoking the pots I'd probably be better off
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ What's the greatest healing device of all?

    Prescription painkillers and soft kittens with warm wooly mittens ❤️
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Straight the fuck up I'm gonna rap over the beat to "mama Mia" by Abba
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by WellHung Better in some areas, worse in others. Hbu?

    I feel I'm above average but still a terminal underachiever so I beat myself up about it. More emotionally fucked up probably. My baby mom said I had daddy issues the other day but said it in a way like it accidentally slipped out then apologized. I feel as an ex stripper she is qualified to comment on daddy issues.
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    This thread turned into a healing device and we are all better hung for it
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by WellHung i'm sorry you feel that way. I like your personality.

    My personality is terrible and one of the worst things about me. I realize I fucked up by making it seem like I was saying you were "half dimensional" but was really saying you were 3D. That's why an alt wouldn't work.
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    How do you feel you measure up to other men Mr hung?
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by WellHung Tara possesses Body Dysmorphic Disorder.

    That's irrelevant

    I thought about making an alt called "wellendowed" before to parody your posts but your personality isn't strong or 1/2 dimensional enough to make it possible
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Carrie 2: the blacker the Carrie the sweeter the juice
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by WellHung I understand that you are enamored with DontTellEm and Candyrein, Sudo. But facts are facts.

    Do you have anything to back that up? Do you think an autistic Irish botox addict who likes anime is the kind of persona candyrein would conjur up because she's lonely? Do you think anyone is that dedicated? Would you be if you were 25% lonelier? I'm not getting the leap you are making.
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Yea Trevor Moore grew up in one of those musical traveling Christian families in the states then seemed to become a pot smoking atheist heathen and died in a freak alcohol related accident and I can't help but wonder if God SMOTE him for turning his back in thr name of making so many people laugh. I'd like to think he didn't and he was just naive and foolhardy because he grew up in that environment
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Wrong, futureman2030 is Kafka

    In all seriousness you're projecting
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka That’s been done: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Meddling-Kids-Edgar-Cantero/dp/178565876X

    I can’t believe you said it was meh, it was made by fans. I did role play that Scooby was stolen by dog thieves and there was a red room.

    I don't think that's the one I watched. This one was very cartoony and colorful and vanilla
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Looks like a porno with Scooby-Doo chars from the thumbnail pic.

    I've actually watched this and it was meh
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Looks fake and gay. What's the appeal of rehashing 30X rebooted vehicles for non-threatening "mysteries?" Why don't they make a gang of war veterans with PTSD who are facing their own fears when they're trying to solve problems for other people because their sense of duty wasn't satisfied by the wars they fought in? Why is everything shitty?
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    My nonbinary surrogate 15 year old hormonally challenged young baby adult came running up and asked me "will Mr musk put cocaine back in coca cola and make all babies born addicted to cocaine like me and mommy are?" I couldn't lie to him.

    "Yes, and he's going to make you cut off all your breasts"

    He/she ran to their/his/her room, put on euphoria and started blasting Le Tigre. I looked down at the spot where my penis used to be and sobbed uncontrollably
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