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2022-05-01 at 2:01 AM UTC in Wellhung taking tips from TachoIts because of taxh
Originally posted by Lodger Free I know this because I was told this. everyone was calling him Taco thinking he mispelled it or was being cute about it. I know you're just being silly but I am MANsplaining why I know this. and how it clearly associates but not "Take your med-Free Association"
Not everything you hallucin8 is true
It's because of tachosomoza the south American commie. His real name is super white sounding. I enjoyed his race posting more than most people -
2022-05-01 at 1:53 AM UTC in If Elon Musk buys TwitterCaptain falcon wants everyone to feel the same degree of Public shame that accompanies everyone of his social interactions. What a weirdo
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2022-05-01 at 1:48 AM UTC in Because of her crippling anxiety, Don'tTell'Em feels the need to get drunk while bartending at work...TIL the only reason people drink is anxiety
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2022-05-01 at 1:47 AM UTC in Wellhung taking tips from TachoYou think he's called tacho because of a tachometer that's so delicious
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2022-05-01 at 1:45 AM UTC in "Tre House" disposable THC analogue vapesYes, we know you started consuming Marijuana recently and have trouble procuring from the illegal market
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2022-05-01 at 1:42 AM UTC in im the only one around here who is willing to put aside my pride and admit i have problems, and need help...98% of my posts are about my problems and I'm hardly the only one. You actually don't post that much about your problems, certainly not as much as you should with specifics
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2022-05-01 at 1:40 AM UTC in I'm the only one receiving professional help for my mental illness around here, and i'm still more angry & miserable than all of you...Post the glutes pic tho 👀
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2022-05-01 at 1:38 AM UTC in Scron finally has a job, and has something good going for himself, yet he continues to get drunk every day...Working a menial job makes you need to drink to numb your muscles/mind. It's beautiful in a way
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2022-05-01 at 12:14 AM UTC in I'm the only one receiving professional help for my mental illness around here, and i'm still more angry & miserable than all of you...My blue cross covered 300 of it. She's ok and teaches at a good university and is a decent person but I feel she could have a better understanding of me and my problems after this long. I just feel she's in a Lil over her head with me
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2022-04-30 at 10:58 PM UTC in I'm the only one receiving professional help for my mental illness around here, and i'm still more angry & miserable than all of you...I paid 210 a session for a therapist probly 6 Times this year and haven't felt anybetter except for like a few hours altogether. I'm still gonna keep going because I'm an idiot
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2022-04-30 at 2:59 PM UTC in John Paul _______ aka Paul Wozny aka Totse2k1/Quick Mix Ready is snitching on me.
Originally posted by Bradley I'd let a fat bitch sit on my face if no one would find out about it, but i never had anyone piss on me but i have pissed on people both sexually and not.
I had a fat bitch put her pussy in my face before 69 type thing and I just stared at it frozen and she got insecure or something and grabbed my hand and put it on her titty then looked me in the eyes with my dick in her mouf. I remember because I kinda felt bad for her but fuck no, not I -
2022-04-30 at 2:48 PM UTC in Why are all trump supporters so easily triggered? ❄️❄️
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2022-04-30 at 2:47 PM UTC in Which fake women on NIS have you simped on?
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2022-04-30 at 2:45 PM UTC in Which fake women on NIS have you simped on?
Originally posted by blaster master Right? Although I guess I was a weird kid.
Dude so in 6th grade she rejected me and started dating my neighbor who at the time was my best bud. It broke up our friendship.
Then when I'm 32 she calls the cops on me?
I'm not one to advocate targeted tactical rape but your situation may be an exception -
2022-04-30 at 2:36 PM UTC in Anybody want to help me write a book I have the outline for it
Originally posted by Iseedivision I forget how Harry Potter goes is that the one with the ring? But yeah man your story sounds cool let's write it we can put our own little spin on it
That's the one where his uncle Valderrama touched his ringpiece and left a scar. He is later touched again by an old man named dumblecock. The full title is "Harry Potter and a series of unfortunate molestations" -
2022-04-30 at 2:28 PM UTC in Which fake women on NIS have you simped on?
Originally posted by blaster master Tbh, i havent heard from you in a year or two so I assumed you weren't interested and figured i wouldn't bother you.
Alright, simp story time boys.
So last summer I move back to my hometown after being gone from here over a decade. My family all moved away so it's kinda strange living here, lotta memories of when things were better for me.
And one sunday morning I was out of toothpaste so I went to the drug store, and I'm waiting in line and I get to the cashier and she deadnames me. Not many people call me by my real name, most people call me Red. She's like is your name abcxyz? And who is it, but this chicken I went to grade school, jr high and high school with. She was the first girl to ever reject my affection in the 6th grade and went on to be like hotter than fuck and our prom queen and shit.
And here she is working the sunday morning shift at the drug store looking blown out af. So I gave her my business card, said we should grab coffee sometime. Went back a couple more times, she said it was nice to see me, ect, and then I stopped seeing her at that drug store, I figured she must have moved on and gotten a better job. Then when I'd go there I'd notice the staff was looking at me kinda funny, maybe I look scummy enough to be a shop lifter I figured.
The chicken never hit me up, I figured maybe she was nervous or forgot, so a few months later I looked her up on google and it said she still lived at her parents old house, and it listed a cell phone number for her. So while laying around drinking beers the brilliant idea of sending her a text dawned upon me. So i said something along the lines of "hey chicken, it's abcxyz, i know this is weird, but i looked you up on google and figured id hit you up and see if you wanna get coffee or a drink sometime." No response, whatever.
The next day I'm at work and I get a phone call from my hometowns police dept phone number. LOL.
I answer, it's a detective and he says, "hey man, don't call or text that chicken and don't go back to that drug store, she wants to put a restraining order against you but when i reviewed the case it seemed like the next step was to call and tell you the contact was unwanted and to leave her alone."
He wasnt a dick about it but pretty much told me not to do shit like that anymore because it's weird.
Hahaha that is pretty weird. You should have just used the D.E.N.N.I.S. system and made fake prescriptions for ailing old folks and animals while she was working there. You blew it chicken -
2022-04-30 at 2:23 PM UTC in Anybody want to help me write a book I have the outline for it
Originally posted by Iseedivision The story was surprise you there was a kid who felt different his whole life almost like his family wasn't his real family he always felt something with a miss one time he even overheard his dad say why did we pick him up referring to the kid but for the most part it was all love what the kid didn't know is that he was kidnapped from a very young age and who he thought were his parents were his kidnappers and he figures this out one day because he goes to donate blood and he gets some shocking news as his blood sample is found in the database as reported as missing so after a while he's reunited with his real parents and a kidnappers and the kid are torn apart the weird part is that it feels more alienated from his biological parents
then from his kidnappers
So it's like Harry Potter but worse? I'll take 10 copies pls
I write gay lil short stories sometimes but just started writing a longer form one that's been kicking around my head for some time. It's basically about a farmer who keeps finding dead bodies.
I really want to write a non fiction book about someone who is still alive and is suspected of killing 7-10 people, I don't think any were women and none were sexually motivated, some had to do with horse training. He was just found not guilty of murder a year or so ago in the only case that made it to trial. The police publicly named him as a suspected serial killer and he won a huge lawsuit, then he ripped down a radio tower while he was under police surveillance for murders and eventually beat the charges after a long trial. He's still alive and lives in an old folks home and is notoriously unfriendly so it would be hard to interview him.
Anyway writing is cool -
2022-04-30 at 2:13 PM UTC in PostcardsWhen I saw this thread title I knew I would prematurely ejaculate
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2022-04-30 at 1:58 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by Technologist Getting ready to move again 😏. I didn’t want an apartment before, I wanted to rent a house. I had to get out of my home so quickly, I had to take what I could at the time. I knew my lease was up in April, so I’ve been looking since December. I found a cute little ranch with 1/2 acre back yard. House one one side, farm on the other. Since I’ll be out of city limits, I can burn a fire pit. Someone built a nice one already. Can’t wait to get my doggies there, they’re gonna love roaming free instead of this apartment living.
Busy day ahead!!!!
Living rurally on thr edge of the city is definitely the best way to live. Are you hoping to live there along time or temporarily and transition into a house? -
2022-04-30 at 1:23 PM UTC in Which fake women on NIS have you simped on?I've simped on Luigi pretty hard and I have no plans of stopping
