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My 4 year old pangender child, Stardust

  1. #1
    Just asked,

    If Elon Musk buys twitter will hate speech be normalized? Is democracy over? Will life even be worth living?

    I looked at them and replied "Yes, yes and no"

    And we simply held each other and sobbed
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  2. #2
    CrazyJoe Houston
    I'll take fake and gay things that never happened for 500, trebek
  3. #3
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    My nonbinary surrogate 15 year old hormonally challenged young baby adult came running up and asked me "will Mr musk put cocaine back in coca cola and make all babies born addicted to cocaine like me and mommy are?" I couldn't lie to him.

    "Yes, and he's going to make you cut off all your breasts"

    He/she ran to their/his/her room, put on euphoria and started blasting Le Tigre. I looked down at the spot where my penis used to be and sobbed uncontrollably
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  4. #4
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Elon Musk is the first African American to own a social media company and you're all just haters
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  5. #5
    Stardust says Trump will be in prison any day now. Aaaaaaaanyyy day
  6. #6
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    stardust is gonna get her back star turned to dust by wariat
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Rape Monster stardust is gonna get her back star turned to dust by wariat

    their*
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  8. #8
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo My nonbinary surrogate 15 year old hormonally challenged young baby adult came running up and asked me "will Mr musk put cocaine back in coca cola and make all babies born addicted to cocaine like me and mommy are?" I couldn't lie to him.

    "Yes, and he's going to make you cut off all your breasts"

    He/she ran to their/his/her room, put on euphoria and started blasting Le Tigre. I looked down at the spot where my penis used to be and sobbed uncontrollably

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