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Posts by Sudo

  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm drinking coffee and hanging wit me son watching Maurice sendaks little bear. I BEARly slept last night but ima still thug it out and attack the day.
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley I've noticed when I am typing sentences they look fine then when I come back and reply the letters are jumbled. Either Lanny is fucking with me or brain damage is starting to set in.

    When I re read my posts I usually realize I'm building a case for a scitzophrenia diagnosis
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ If I found a tapewormy in my bottom hole I'd immediately assume there was an entire colony of them in there trying to build a 🐛-nest

    If it happened now I would Definitely save it but I was so shocked and confused I immediately flushed it and tried to pretend it didn't exist. It could have been a fevered dream too I think I was running a fever when I was sick and the tapeworm was a metaphorical manifestation come to life. There's also that some "needles" by system of a down that goes "pull the tapeworm out of your ass" as a metaphor for addiction BUT THIS WAS BEFORE SERJ TANKIAN AND DARON MALAKIAN WROTE A SONG ABOUT ME AND MY ASS WORM

    So basically I didn't have a reference point for buttwormz so I kept it as my little secret for a long time and tried to convince myself it didn't happen
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Didn't read

    That sucks, can you even communicate effectively in English or do you just haphazardly parse words qnd sentences together at random like a spastic serial killer with newspaper clippings? Why are you so gay?
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ I think I did wake up once with a hard little rabbit turd in my bed, about the size of a shelled pistachio.

    Thank you

    I'm like 95% sure I pulled a tapeworm out of my ass when I was home alone sick from school when I was a Yung in. After that I was fine and went back to school. It was light brownish/Grey and not super long. Nobody was there and it sounded so weird I've barely told anyone about it. I've gaslighted myself about its existence before but I genuinely think it actually happened. Thank you again
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The housing prices in my area are literally becoming a meme that's not even local. I'm pretty pissed another deal fell through for a 4bdrm duplex last year because I can't afford another one now. Diesel has gone up almost 40 cents here in the last week. I can't fault anyone for stealing right now, these are exceptional times
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Sudo My other baby mom unblocked me today after almost a year and an ex with the same name as my current baby mom is messaging me trying to flirt and we're unsuccessfullu trying to convince each other we're both off drugs.

    WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN THO??

    I was going to basically make this post again but forgot I already did, then remembered but wasn't sure if I hallucinated it into the ether or not. Fuck my life is stupid
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    WHO SHOT THE FIRST MOON LANDING?
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? This Amber Heard Johnny Depp shit is some gay ass mainstream internetty garbage.

    Anyone seriously talking/"memeing" about this now is a confirmed fucking fool.

    Are you triggered by a toxic woman shitting on captain Jack Sparrow/Gilbert grapes/willy wonkas bed? Why would you be salty about something that is almost objectively funny the first time you hear it? Celebrity dirty laundry is a pretty big topic all over the world idk if you need "pop culture" Googled for you because you're SO UNDERGROUND you literally call something "mainstream" as a slight like it's 1992 omg pshaw.

    Kr0z lived in Austin and didn't even seriously call something "mainstream" as a slight like that's literally what you did and I don't think you were being sarcastic. What the actual fuck are you seriously this fucking gay? Sucking 40 dicks on your lunchbreak isn't as gay as calling something "mainstream" as an insult unironically. Are you actually this gay? Defend your gayness right now faggot
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    They wanna use you and abuse you
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by troon Arabs are often credited with algebra (Al Jabir), though it was actually brought from India by Al Kwarismi.

    Newton invented and documented calculus. He was white as fuck.

    No, Persians/arabs invented algebra, not Indians. Nice try kerpal. Newton only expanded on calculus
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Hot stone steam rooms
    Ilhan Omar
    Spitting in mouths during sex
    Teaching kids to fish
    Shitting in Johnny Depps bed
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Killing yourself is cowardly but fighting to start a new life is brave af

    I'm not really one to talk I fantasize about my own death/faking my own death on a regular basis. I'm not really suicidal tho, I'd probably just go drop a couple people, plead guilty and live the slow death of life incarceration because I want my decisions to be made cor me after I self destruct. Hope this wasn't helpful
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Biden is trying to send 33B to the most corrupt country in the northern hemisphere because feeding corruption is easier than fighting it
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    What scares you about outside?
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley I have mild serotoin syndrome.

    I have dopamine disorder

    Disorder disoooooorderrrrrrr

    When I became the sun I shone life into the man's hearts
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley I watched "Child of God" the other night. I read the book by Cormac McCarthy years ago. They missed the incest rape parts from the book and James Franco directed.

    Youtold me about that book but I haven't the stones to pick it up. James Franco has a hard on for Cormac (who's still alive at 102 or something) and wanted to write/produce a blood meridian movie.

    James Franco has more ambition that talent. God bless him for trying but I'm sure anything he made would suck
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by troon inflation is high and the cost of living is rising

    People sound off about gas but not diesel because people think in selfish micro terms, then are relived when the pumps seem stable but everything else goes up relatively. This was so predictable. I specifically remember captain faggot saying inflation wasn't going to run wild post covid. I think he should issue a public apology for being so amazingly wrong
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Do you own research and you'll find out the truth. I'm not here to hold your hand and walk you through it.

    Yes we all know you tend to make things up. You don't gotta lie to kick it tho specs, I already like you! You don't need to make up shadowy narratives that you think make life both simpler and more interesting, you could just type they're douchey billionaires and people assume they're courted by sketchy acronyms, you don't have to pull things out of your ass to try to inject some fact free hyperbole into the conversation. Its all good big guy, I like when people communicate true statements they can defend and expand upon, its just a lazy way of getting attention. I hope this has been enlightening.

    Let's change the subject to John McAfee, who is more charismatic and interesting than those two douches, do you think he was killed by an betabet agency? What are your theories, do you have any interesting reading to do on the subject of long dong John?
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Wariats posts ITT remind me of an episode of aqua teen hunger force but mostly just a kid who was hazed into a frat for fun at the time then won't let it go because nobody Gives him the attention he wants and is desperately seeking approval. Lots of those vibes
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