2022-04-30 at 1:23 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I've simped on Luigi pretty hard and I have no plans of stopping
2022-04-30 at 1:31 PM UTC
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2022-04-30 at 1:58 PM UTC
Are u saying ur not willing to continue on w our relationship?
2022-04-30 at 2:17 PM UTC
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2022-04-30 at 2:28 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by blaster master
Tbh, i havent heard from you in a year or two so I assumed you weren't interested and figured i wouldn't bother you.
Alright, simp story time boys.
So last summer I move back to my hometown after being gone from here over a decade. My family all moved away so it's kinda strange living here, lotta memories of when things were better for me.
And one sunday morning I was out of toothpaste so I went to the drug store, and I'm waiting in line and I get to the cashier and she deadnames me. Not many people call me by my real name, most people call me Red. She's like is your name abcxyz? And who is it, but this chicken I went to grade school, jr high and high school with. She was the first girl to ever reject my affection in the 6th grade and went on to be like hotter than fuck and our prom queen and shit.
And here she is working the sunday morning shift at the drug store looking blown out af. So I gave her my business card, said we should grab coffee sometime. Went back a couple more times, she said it was nice to see me, ect, and then I stopped seeing her at that drug store, I figured she must have moved on and gotten a better job. Then when I'd go there I'd notice the staff was looking at me kinda funny, maybe I look scummy enough to be a shop lifter I figured.
The chicken never hit me up, I figured maybe she was nervous or forgot, so a few months later I looked her up on google and it said she still lived at her parents old house, and it listed a cell phone number for her. So while laying around drinking beers the brilliant idea of sending her a text dawned upon me. So i said something along the lines of "hey chicken, it's abcxyz, i know this is weird, but i looked you up on google and figured id hit you up and see if you wanna get coffee or a drink sometime." No response, whatever.
The next day I'm at work and I get a phone call from my hometowns police dept phone number. LOL.
I answer, it's a detective and he says, "hey man, don't call or text that chicken and don't go back to that drug store, she wants to put a restraining order against you but when i reviewed the case it seemed like the next step was to call and tell you the contact was unwanted and to leave her alone."
He wasnt a dick about it but pretty much told me not to do shit like that anymore because it's weird.
Hahaha that is pretty weird. You should have just used the D.E.N.N.I.S. system and made fake prescriptions for ailing old folks and animals while she was working there. You blew it chicken
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2022-04-30 at 2:34 PM UTC
I simp for kreepy Kay and Hydromorphone
2022-04-30 at 2:39 PM UTC
Originally posted by blaster master
Tbh, i havent heard from you in a year or two so I assumed you weren't interested and figured i wouldn't bother you.
Alright, simp story time boys.
So last summer I move back to my hometown after being gone from here over a decade. My family all moved away so it's kinda strange living here, lotta memories of when things were better for me.
And one sunday morning I was out of toothpaste so I went to the drug store, and I'm waiting in line and I get to the cashier and she deadnames me. Not many people call me by my real name, most people call me Red. She's like is your name abcxyz? And who is it, but this chicken I went to grade school, jr high and high school with. She was the first girl to ever reject my affection in the 6th grade and went on to be like hotter than fuck and our prom queen and shit.
And here she is working the sunday morning shift at the drug store looking blown out af. So I gave her my business card, said we should grab coffee sometime. Went back a couple more times, she said it was nice to see me, ect, and then I stopped seeing her at that drug store, I figured she must have moved on and gotten a better job. Then when I'd go there I'd notice the staff was looking at me kinda funny, maybe I look scummy enough to be a shop lifter I figured.
The chicken never hit me up, I figured maybe she was nervous or forgot, so a few months later I looked her up on google and it said she still lived at her parents old house, and it listed a cell phone number for her. So while laying around drinking beers the brilliant idea of sending her a text dawned upon me. So i said something along the lines of "hey chicken, it's abcxyz, i know this is weird, but i looked you up on google and figured id hit you up and see if you wanna get coffee or a drink sometime." No response, whatever.
The next day I'm at work and I get a phone call from my hometowns police dept phone number. LOL.
I answer, it's a detective and he says, "hey man, don't call or text that chicken and don't go back to that drug store, she wants to put a restraining order against you but when i reviewed the case it seemed like the next step was to call and tell you the contact was unwanted and to leave her alone."
He wasnt a dick about it but pretty much told me not to do shit like that anymore because it's weird.
Lol I was joking bud.
& Dannnnggg Daniel couldn’t give even one fuck off kindly before going to police. 😂 🐙
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2022-04-30 at 2:47 PM UTC
She sounds like a monster honestly, like seriously trying to fuck with you purposely. Maybe she recognizes that u won’t do anything about it & shitting on u makes her feel better about herself.
Fuck that dumb bitch
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2022-04-30 at 2:47 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by blaster master
That would definitely get me locked up for a long time.
Get a special effects mask made of your old neighbor/ex friend
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2022-04-30 at 3:14 PM UTC
Originally posted by blaster master
Tbh, i havent heard from you in a year or two so I assumed you weren't interested and figured i wouldn't bother you.
Alright, simp story time boys.
So last summer I move back to my hometown after being gone from here over a decade. My family all moved away so it's kinda strange living here, lotta memories of when things were better for me.
And one sunday morning I was out of toothpaste so I went to the drug store, and I'm waiting in line and I get to the cashier and she deadnames me. Not many people call me by my real name, most people call me Red. She's like is your name abcxyz? And who is it, but this chicken I went to grade school, jr high and high school with. She was the first girl to ever reject my affection in the 6th grade and went on to be like hotter than fuck and our prom queen and shit.
And here she is working the sunday morning shift at the drug store looking blown out af. So I gave her my business card, said we should grab coffee sometime. Went back a couple more times, she said it was nice to see me, ect, and then I stopped seeing her at that drug store, I figured she must have moved on and gotten a better job. Then when I'd go there I'd notice the staff was looking at me kinda funny, maybe I look scummy enough to be a shop lifter I figured.
The chicken never hit me up, I figured maybe she was nervous or forgot, so a few months later I looked her up on google and it said she still lived at her parents old house, and it listed a cell phone number for her. So while laying around drinking beers the brilliant idea of sending her a text dawned upon me. So i said something along the lines of "hey chicken, it's abcxyz, i know this is weird, but i looked you up on google and figured id hit you up and see if you wanna get coffee or a drink sometime." No response, whatever.
The next day I'm at work and I get a phone call from my hometowns police dept phone number. LOL.
I answer, it's a detective and he says, "hey man, don't call or text that chicken and don't go back to that drug store, she wants to put a restraining order against you but when i reviewed the case it seemed like the next step was to call and tell you the contact was unwanted and to leave her alone."
He wasnt a dick about it but pretty much told me not to do shit like that anymore because it's weird.
Literally 1984
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2022-04-30 at 3:20 PM UTC
lanny.
i fell in love with her the moment her non-binary texts streaked across my crt screen.
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