I'm m-m-m-m-Major Doylehead, US DOYLEFORCE HAVE YOU EVER SERVED IN A FOREWARD UNIT PRIVATE TWINKLETOES
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Thanks for the 'up , I'm a m-m-m-m-major doylehead
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2023-01-26 at 3:12 PM UTC
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Apple pie for breakfast
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Exwife #2 when I met her was mid 120s.."we" managed to get her down to 98lb by the time of divorce by good diet/exercise and psychological abuse. She was 5'5"…at mid 120s she certainly had 'extra' flesh on her (by my standards). When sitting on my lap I'd grab her belly and have the natural fold in my hand and say "jesus fatty"…at 98lbs her body was as tight as a jedis purse and you couldn't do that.
You're 1 sick puppy!
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2023-01-27 at 2:18 AM UTC
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Bus time.
Originally posted by Incessant
Jesus?
absolutely HARAM
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2023-01-24 at 1:08 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Sufferin succotash, DIOS Mios, FuaaaaaaCKKKKK
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2023-01-23 at 5:44 PM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Hell yeah man have your girlfriend SERVED with paperwork if she doesn't have dinner waiting and then get her car towed to car-jail until she puts out the way you want if you KWIM
Send her mom a letter asking why she raisin her daughter to not do what you want like a female feminist
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2023-01-23 at 5:40 PM UTC
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Pimping my Amiga(s)
Originally posted by Ghost
in my day the only phone was a landline and the phone was made of bakelite and it was how you connected to the WORLD WIDE WEB
My first modem was a 2600 baud and you could literary smell the data the fona lines would get 🥵 HOT the lights would surge Everytime you downlowed a porn which was like 100*200 jaypeg
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Originally posted by frala
Casper isn’t either of those things. Tort is a major fag though and he probably had his work srsly cut out for him, GOD BLESS.
Tort did nothing wrong
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It's cause your posts suck, and you make a lot of them. It's overwhelming, Mr hong
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I prefer thuggish ruggish bone but I also enjoy a good working-man's 'Dead
Yes I would listen to bee thugs & h after working out which I did for a whole week, I'd lift double digits and turn up the thugz to amp myself up IM THE BADDEST DUCKER ALIVE
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Also oppey that reminds me of the Latina at the gas station in Garden City who customer-serviced me too. She said she wasn't allowed to give her number out because of store policy so I wrote mine down for her and she never called me dude she just threw it away
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Damn bromo but good for you man you made a play
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Originally posted by WellHung
DontTellem and CandyRein both possess extremely low-status jobs. They require no experience or education. Virtually anyone can do their jobs.
Go sit down wobble-bottom
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Originally posted by RIPtotse
Bro i wanna hook u up with a chick lol. If u lived here itd be so e z
Hook him up with ALL the chicks, bromo deserves it . He stuck to his new diet this year so far and I think that's cool
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Hell yeah, I'm sipping a michelada at Mel's , because I deserve it
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2023-01-15 at 6:25 PM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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2023-01-13 at 4:09 AM UTC
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Found a new lady to creep on.
Originally posted by Incessant
You're a saint Luigi that's what sums you up. And a good guy be it a little oarless out at sea.
I laughed, I cried
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2023-01-11 at 7:44 PM UTC
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Found a new lady to creep on.
Originally posted by Rape Monster
Hes been like the most chill and friendly dog I've ever met. He doesn't bark at anything or whine and loves meeting new people .
Omg I love him
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2023-01-11 at 12:10 AM UTC
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tummy full of beer😫
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Get back to me when it's the more exclusive green tea club.
Hold my cuppa, and WATCH THIS
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