yacht probably...less chance of being overrun by the other bags of flesh, could use it to find an uninhabited island too to live on.
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Originally posted by WellHung
I imagine you threw away your stimulus check, since you don't take handouts?đź‘Ť
No, I donated it to those in need at the Asian spa.
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2020-07-31 at 7:10 PM UTC
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Nascar Winston Cup 1994
Formula 1 is where it's at...Nascar, indycar is like watching your neighbor mow his lawn.
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
The proper way to wash dishes by hand is with large amounts of caustic suds. The water will melt your hands so you need to wear rubber gloves.
REAL men laugh at germs anyway. They are there to make you and your immune system stronger.
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2020-07-31 at 5:07 PM UTC
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Mike Tyson to box again
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
I know many folks in their 50's who are grandparents.
Some in there 40s...in the Ghetto you will probably find a few in their 30s too.
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It's a nice way of calling someone a fucking weirdo.
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Originally posted by Wariat
so in your opinion i have to fall in line with modern trends of lgtb and feminism in art and produce works that are evry feminine or gay in nature with big shoes or wavy oversized hair to be considered not worthy of perish?
No, quite the opposite...
This mentality that you have to have a job or someone should provide you with a job and/or income is the "falling into line" thing...modern debt slavery.
You can generate your own wealth, you don't have to rely on others giving you a paycheck..that's very cuckish.
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Originally posted by Kuntzschutz
I admit I have done it in the past, and I know a lot of people have been working their asses off their whole lives, but it should be the exception rather than the norm.
At least getting most of the food off with hot water first helps.
It's very unsanitary to leave them piled up that way. Plus, it's just plain easier when you don't wait so long. Also, organizing by type would also help if you insist on leaving them to fester. Silverware on one side etc
The civilized have dish washers (either mechanical ones or illegal mexican ones)
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2020-07-31 at 12:49 PM UTC
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Touch screens are gay and lame
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
mines broken so I have to control the phone with motion controls and predictive text. I used to use voice commands but those broke too.
Sounds like it's not the only things that's broke.
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As it should be. Personal responsibility...not relying on gov handouts. Make your way in the world or perish.
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Originally posted by gadzooks
Lmao yes. For the chick I'm chilling with right now.
Honestly I've never heard of the black market meat market until today.
I wouldn't eat them if I were starving.
It's so fucking surreal to me.
This is probably why I smoke crack.
People are absolute riddles to me.
There is a pub in Manchester where you can go for all kids of weird shit on Oxford Rd...I dont' remember the name of it it's been so long but If you needed anything you just went and sat in there and in a few mins someone would ask you "what do you need"...I used to go there when I needed Levi's 501s...they basically stole to order.
Order the jeans, have a beer wait about 20 mins and then he'd show up with the size you'd ordered.
I remember one time a guy coming around with 5lb blocks of butter and wanting 2 quid for them...it had "not for human consumption" stamped all over it it but he said it was "ok".
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
using fishes as fleshlight is animal abuse.
Only if you get caught...like the fish did.
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2020-07-27 at 7:52 PM UTC
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The incredible edible egg
Originally posted by mmQ
English muffin bottom
Right here big boy.
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I think here in the US 1 in 5 adults have herpes...so all you need to do to avoid getting it is say No to every fifth one that comes along and you're golden.
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Originally posted by Wariat
im not white im pollack.
Color and nationality are two different things...
You're as white as it gets.
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2020-07-24 at 1:57 PM UTC
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Mike Tyson to box again
https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/23/us/mike-tyson-roy-jones-spt-trnd/index.html"Boxing legend Mike Tyson, 54, announced on Thursday that he will be climbing back into the ring for an exhibition bout against another all-time great boxer Roy Jones Jr.
The two are set to duke it out in an eight-round exhibition match on September 12 at Dignity Health Sports Park in Carson, California."
Grandpas duke it out for another payday.
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2020-07-24 at 4:32 PM UTC
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OCD anyone here have it?
My dad has it. It's annoying as fuck...he's obse-ssed with things like closing windows and locking the car.
If you are with him going somewhere and you leave the car he'll go back after walking 100ft and check to make sure it's locked, then he'll probably do it again 100ft later. Then when you have been gone a while he'll say something like "Damn I don't remember if I locked the car"...
Same with windows...when I was a kid he'd go around the house every evening like 3 times making sure all the windows were shut...more than once he came storming in my bedroom to check the window while I was chokin the chicken.
ETA: Now that the UK is using like 6 fucking wheely bins for their trash, one for regular trash, one for plastic, one for garden refuse, one for this that and the other etc...he's in heaven with the OCD-ness of separating stuff.
When I go to visit now I purposefully put things like a plastic bottle in the paper recycle trash container just so he'll freak out and then spend 2hrs going through them all to make sure I didn't put something I shouldn't in one of the other containers...he's convinced if a plastic bottle makes it through in the wrong container he'll get locked up for 30yrs or the world will end.
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2020-07-24 at 2:20 PM UTC
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Pro tips of the day
Originally posted by Grylls
If you anonymously send your girl some flowers to her workplace and she doesn’t bring them back home it means she cheating
Back in Jolly old England my g/f of the time (and her stupid friend) sent me an anonymous valentines day card and flowers and signed it "you know who" as a joke (but as your comment probably trying to entrap me). I took it home and showed it to her and she said "So who do you think it was from?"
I said "probably Vicky"..who was the girl I dated before her and who she hated as she always thought I only went out with her on the rebound (which was the case really but I never confirmed that).
She went absolutely apeshit "Why would you think it's from that slag!!!" etc, a few plates were broken that day...almost as bad as the time I called her "vicky" during an argument.
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Immediately wash the affected area thoroughly
Hogwash.
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