I just asked a guy in the park for his meat

1. 2020-07-30 at 12:23 PM UTC

   #21
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by gadzooks Lmao yes. For the chick I'm chilling with right now.
   
   Honestly I've never heard of the black market meat market until today.
   
   I wouldn't eat them if I were starving.
   
   It's so fucking surreal to me.
   
   This is probably why I smoke crack.
   
   People are absolute riddles to me.

   
   There is a pub in Manchester where you can go for all kids of weird shit on Oxford Rd...I dont' remember the name of it it's been so long but If you needed anything you just went and sat in there and in a few mins someone would ask you "what do you need"...I used to go there when I needed Levi's 501s...they basically stole to order.
   
   Order the jeans, have a beer wait about 20 mins and then he'd show up with the size you'd ordered.
   
   I remember one time a guy coming around with 5lb blocks of butter and wanting 2 quid for them...it had "not for human consumption" stamped all over it it but he said it was "ok".
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • gadzooks
2. 2020-07-30 at 8:42 PM UTC

   #22
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Nil I got confused once cuz an associate wanted a ride to get 4 bills worth of food. I thought he meant crack, but it was actual food. Thug life.

   
   Holy shit you're back.
   
   I was thinking about you just the other day and was wondering what you're up to.
3. 2020-07-30 at 8:46 PM UTC

   #23
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by rabbitweed The woman you were seducing a woman would only accept illegal park meat?

   
   It's weird, she's not broke or anything.
   
   She just I guess has no moral/ethical qualms with saving money by buying from "professional" boosters (people that you give requests to for things you want and they go and shoplift it and you pay a significantly reduced price).
   
   Personally, I'd take moral issue with it.
   
   She's just wired weird though and doesn't have that same moral compulsion.
4. 2020-07-30 at 8:48 PM UTC

   #24
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   do u guys fink i should become a professional booster?
5. 2020-07-30 at 8:49 PM UTC

   #25
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   am I weird weird too guys. wat u fink.
6. 2020-07-30 at 8:57 PM UTC

   #26
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Wariat do u guys fink i should become a professional booster?

   
   Have you shoplifted before?
   
   I used to do it all the time like 15 years ago.
   
   There is some skill to it, and you can kinda treat it like a trade just like any other.
   
   But another element is having a customer pool willing to pay for your services.
   
   My guess is that it's only side money for these guys, since the dude yesterday also had sex with men for money.
   
   I figure his primary source of income is from sucking cock.
7. 2020-07-30 at 8:58 PM UTC

   #27
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   so co,bined with gay porn it could be a good freelance lifestyle? basically having an open career a nmadic life? no corporstions?
8. 2020-07-30 at 9 PM UTC

   #28
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   I still dont see what is wrong or what you guys have an issue with being an unemployed concept artist ready for hire on demand?
9. 2020-07-30 at 9:12 PM UTC

   #29
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Wariat so co,bined with gay porn it could be a good freelance lifestyle? basically having an open career a nmadic life? no corporstions?

   
   I guess, yeah.
   
   Not my cup of tea for a whole variety of reasons, but it can potentially work.
10. 2020-07-30 at 9:14 PM UTC

    #30
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Wariat I still dont see what is wrong or what you guys have an issue with being an unemployed concept artist ready for hire on demand?

    
    Lol what?
    
    I'm not exactly seeing the relevance.
    
    I would not call shoplifting concept art.
    
    Clarence Darrow himself couldn't turn that into an effective legal defense.
11. 2020-07-30 at 9:34 PM UTC

    #31
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Please get to the meat of the story.
12. 2020-07-30 at 9:43 PM UTC

    #32
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist

    Originally posted by gadzooks Have you shoplifted before?
    
    I used to do it all the time like 15 years ago.
    
    There is some skill to it, and you can kinda treat it like a trade just like any other.
    
    But another element is having a customer pool willing to pay for your services.
    
    My guess is that it's only side money for these guys, since the dude yesterday also had sex with men for money.
    
    I figure his primary source of income is from sucking cock.

    
    I got caught shoplifting once her ein poland already and once in california yrs ago when i was like 23.
13. 2020-07-30 at 9:45 PM UTC

    #33
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Wariat I got caught shoplifting once her ein poland already and once in california yrs ago when i was like 23.

    
    I'm no career counsellor but I have a feeling this isn't exactly your calling.
14. 2020-07-30 at 9:47 PM UTC

    #34
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    it was for a bike lock i lost the key to like a dwy before after buying it so i felt like they owned me a enw one. i almost rought them outside but there were two and i ahd a bag they grabbed.
15. 2020-07-30 at 9:48 PM UTC

    #35
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    the polish gang in berlin are experts at it supposedly.
16. 2020-07-30 at 11:12 PM UTC

    #36
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Every shoplifter I've met has been terrible at it.
17. 2020-07-30 at 11:14 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

    Originally posted by Wariat do u guys fink i should become a professional booster?

    
    You should sell mackerel and blueberries out your trunk.
18. 2020-07-30 at 11:17 PM UTC

    #38
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Please get to the meat of the story.

    
    lol
19. 2020-07-30 at 11:19 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Wariat do u guys fink i should become a professional booster?

    
    That'll just make nis look bad
20. 2020-07-30 at 11:25 PM UTC

    #40
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz That'll just make nis look bad

    
    yo you should come watch nascar and have a brew
    
    https://jumpin.chat/jumpbltc