2020-07-23 at 7:29 PM UTC
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ive gravely injured my toe
Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4
Damn jig way to steal my tunder. That toe is frunking fucked m8. Does it still look like a piece of shit ? Let's see the absolute state of that toe today gont
Here is it now...it's fine...just misshaped because of the chuck of missing flesh on the side.
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2020-07-22 at 7:15 PM UTC
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Fona 7-22-2020
Originally posted by Fonaplats
Hi guys.
Im on my lunch break at work.
Been a pretty smooth morning.
I've gotten a lot of work done.
Probably too much work but id rather push hard and rest more when the heat of the day comes.
One of my new tires keeps losing air.
I dunno wtf is wrong.
Most likely just gonna change out the valve stem as its cheap and if it still leaks will go from there.
Unfortunately I spent more money than I could afford to getting these tires and goofing around over the weekend.
Now imma have to empty my robinhood account and hope my next check will bring me back ahead.
Might work some more overtime these next 3 days of my pay period.
Overtime is nice in that it helps but extra working hours suck dick.
Anyways…
How you guys doing?
Buy used tires next time. 3/4 of the tread for 1/4 of the price. I haven't been suckered into buying new tires in about 15yrs.
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Originally posted by Wariat
Or the modern trends of gay porn.
eh?
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Originally posted by Technologist
Don’t turn it on me. I said those guys are fucking assholes. Those half white guys.
Nice spin Soi😘
Oh they are half white ...lololol
What a fucking piece of shit you are.
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Not sure how it's racist...calling someone a black cunt is no more racist than calling someone a black man.
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2020-07-20 at 5:17 PM UTC
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Fuckin' barn swallows
Originally posted by mmQ
Unreal. I just walked way out of my way to avoid it and I saw it doing its thing in the distance, and then this minivan with a mom and three kids pulled into the HEART of its territory, so I stopped to maybe get some laughs as I watched the kids all get dive bombed too, but the fucker didnt even pay them any mind.
Bullshit! :)
They were all girls though so maybe the bird somehow knew that and didnt think they were a threat. Or maybe it really is just singling me out. Or maybe its because I wear a black cap when I'm walking through there and it assumes I'm black and it doesn't like that.
I'm gonna try to film myself walking through the DANGER ZONE when I'm done with work. Maybe I can get a good shot of the bird flying at my phone if I'm not too busy freaking out like a little bitch.
Do they ever actually try to hit you or just get close and intimidate you? I guess I wouldnt be so freaked out if i KNEW it wasnt gonna actually like scrape the top of my head or some shit.
Black absentee fathers could learn a thing or two about child care from Barn Swallows.
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2020-07-20 at 6:40 PM UTC
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Next Vinyl related project
Originally posted by Grylls
Isn't it ironic his name is White
Yes, It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought? It figures
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2020-06-30 at 12:44 PM UTC
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So this is how it ends
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
would be an awesome gta poster.
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Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal
It's cold war 2.0
If China bans Americans from traveling to there I won't ever get the chance to see my family there ;_;
lol, as if you ever leave your mom's basement let alone the country.
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2020-07-16 at 7:49 PM UTC
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Boosting my fertility
Originally posted by Grylls
No no no, its probably you that has a weak immune system in your old age
Sunlight should be enough vitamin D for a healthy person
I don't get enough sunlight..the problem with Texas is if you are in the sun for more than 10 mins at a time you either burn or get skin cancer.
My female Asian doctor said the Vit D is good for boosting testosterone...I told her it didn't need boosting...she said "It does"...as she put her panties back on.
Can't remember what she said the Omega 3 was for...it sounded good at the time though.
ETA: apparently on the blood test your Vit D should be above 40...mine was 23. The capsules I'm on deliver 50,000 (somethings) per capsule. The over the counter ones are like 5,000. She said one of her patients begged her to leave him on them because he felt like a new man, full of energy etc...she said "Do you feel better on them?" I said "No different, as miserable as ever"..she loled.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
I saw no ads for homos.
non sequitur.
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I was thinking a shoulder pad or something from one of those 80s dresses women used to wear.
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2019-02-01 at 3:46 PM UTC
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For someone special
Dumbo - a lament
D is for delightful, which you are
U is for unholy, the thoughts I have
M is for magnaminaous the love you give
B is for my boner, for which you live
0 is for 'Olways', yes it's spelled wrong
Dumbo my sweet, I sing you this song.
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Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal
Also that photo of wellhung looks like it was taken in my bedroom at my grandparents
Way to set yourself up...
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We'll still love you anyway.
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Originally posted by ORACLE
The circumference of a mathematical circle in a Euclidian space might always be 3.14 but that is a matter of accepting the rules by declaration
No it isn't...whether you accept it or not...if a human cut 3.14 pieces of string the same length as the radius of a selected circle...they would fit perfectly around the circumference...regardless of if the human accepted the rule or not...he would be wrong not to accept the rule... the fact would remain those 3.14 pieces of string would fit.
If a goat had the intellect to cut the string and lay it around the circumference the result would be the same.
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2020-07-13 at 7:20 PM UTC
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Suicide is for the weak
Taking the less painful was out is the weakness.
A REAL gont fights to the death, he doesn't quit simply because shit isn't going his way.
Homeless? take it as an opportunity to get back in touch with nature, hitchhike across country and setup home in the forests of the Pacific Northwest. Grow a Grizzly Adams beard and hunt moose with naught be a sharpened stick.
Fired from your job? Start a business selling fried egg sandwiches with imported HP sauce and talk to all your customers like "Alright my lovely? how many eggs sarnies today?
Everything is a new opportunity...except the cowardly way out, suicide.
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2020-07-08 at 8:14 PM UTC
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Calling all nerds (halp me)
Learn the fucking weird shit language you lazy fuck.
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2020-07-13 at 5:40 PM UTC
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Suicide is for the weak
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2020-07-13 at 4 PM UTC
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Gf is stroking my cock
Also bonus, you can make your new girlfriend some tasty BBQ on those disposable BBQs you got...just do it outside.
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