2018-06-20 at 5:40 PM UTC
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Duran Duran
Originally posted by BeigeWarlock
was a name in a 1969 film prior to being a band name in the 80s. Ask Barbarela
Congrats on catching up with the 80s.
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2018-06-14 at 2:20 PM UTC
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I love cunnilingus...
Originally posted by NARCassist
you see guys how you let your ego get in the way and then go shoot yourselves in the foot. "eww i'm not sucking a clit like its a cock, that gay, eww", lol.
1, you're not sucking a cock.
2, you're actually sucking a pussy which is as hetero as it gets.
3, you're then sucking that clit so well she goes tells all her friends about how well you did, they then start taking an interest in you too. then you get to suck lots of clits like they were cocks, ha.
you're welcome.
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Backpeddling...to suck a clit like a cock you have to be familiar with how to suck a cock...lololol
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2018-06-19 at 3:39 PM UTC
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i wanna die
Go out and meet new people, change your diet, get some exercise, find a lover, get a job, get a nice house and car, have a couple of kids, enrich others lives by contributing in your local community.
..or sit in your squalid little room mired in self pity and unwashed unders sticking to you and the walls.
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..or just go outside for once.
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^^^ only has a pocket knife.
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Originally posted by Enterita
I went to fuckin' fiji by myself. Nobody wanted to come with me, even though I offered to pay for their flight. That's how fucking boring everyone is!
Free trip to fiji and you were turned down by everyone...umm there must be something seriously wrong with you
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Seems childish...so I'm all for it.
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2018-06-18 at 7:58 PM UTC
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DONTTELLEM
Originally posted by Manonfire
So ur honestly claiming she's a catfish
Does it matter? you'll jack off to it anyway. But yeah all the pics on DH were min 4yrs old. I used 10yr old ones myself.
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Originally posted by itybit
In case you haven't heard the latest Beige
"NASA scientists at the agency's Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, Calif., effectively have ruled out the possibility the asteroid Apophis will impact Earth during a close flyby in 2036"
https://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/asteroids/news/asteroid20130110.html
We're all gonna die but it's unlikely by that asteroid :shruggyguy:
That assumes the aliens wont redirect it, obviously if they are planning an invasion it would be smarter for them to simply redirect said asteroid and save them the trouble of invasion and all the headaches that comes with that...assuming aliens get aches in their heads.
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Originally posted by BeigeWarlock
what if it's a ghost pain. or refered. they might be unaware of a serious problem elsewhere
based on all the anal probing they do I suspect they suffer more from a pain in the ass.
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Took the test but don't understand my score
IQ: Potato.
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Originally posted by Archer513
Ppl won’t admit it,but they want shit talking and trolling
I've said this forever.
Being nice to each other, asking how your day is going...gets fucking old...fast.
Ridculing people, calling then fat cunts and homos and the backlash that creates = good solid entertainment.
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Originally posted by WellHung
Millenials often times have problems
Fixed.
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Popeye's > Church's > KFC
KFC haven't been relevant in the fried chicken world since 2001.
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Lemon Pepper Rotisserie Chicken from Walmart
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2018-06-15 at 6:55 PM UTC
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what's worse?
I can't help being adorable...it's not my fault
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Gotta love girls with daddy "issues"....personally I don't see it as an issue though.
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Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t
What about 3 times a day, 3 days a month???
Hmmm, I'd probably have to increase my carb (Viagra) intake on those days...possible though I suppose, you'd have to play dress up for me though or the "nawty nurse/landlady" thing.
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2018-06-15 at 2:50 PM UTC
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Kinks...I want to fuck you.
Originally posted by WellHung
Dear Father, she is quite the traditionalist, no?
You always know a keeper son when they view themselves as property.
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