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  1. 15,000 dollars could buy you a car
    15,000 miles driven would take you quite far
    15,000 costco rotisserie chickens cooked in a day
    15,000 steps I've walked my pedometer says
    15,000 times the average driver honks his horn
    15,000 babies per hour are born
    15,000 calls to the cops Tomomi Monmae made
    15,000 slampigs Bill Krozby claims to have laid
    15,000 lbs the limit on this elevator
    15,000 hunted and killed Floridian gators

    A list of stats that don't really mean piss
    Not nearly as important as my posts on NIS
    It seemed a shame to stop at 14999
    So I thought i'd post just one more time.
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  2. The support he offered for Adolf Hitler is a bit late.
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  4. Ok it's fixed.

    The problem was the little strip metal contact on the side needed bending out as it was not contacting properly with the side of the bulb, The new one had the same problem too which as mentioned pretty typical as my luck goes.

    Here is some artistry showing the problem.

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  5. Originally posted by stl1 Did she fill your Viagra prescription for you?

    Clearly you never saw her numerous nudes...no Viagra needed.
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  6. Originally posted by -SpectraL This is the stolen secret recipe:

    2/3 Ts salt
    1/2 Ts thyme
    1/2 Ts basil
    1/3 Ts oregano
    1 Ts celery salt
    1 Ts African America pepper
    1 Ts dried mustard
    4 Ts paprika
    2 Ts garlic salt
    1 Ts ground ginger shunned by society
    3 Ts white privilege pepper

    Fixed for 21st century compliance.
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  7. Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania Is that Potted Meat? Brits love that shit. Read the ingredients. It's like Cat Food

    Delicious.

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  8. The Closet
    "come on in to it, to come out of it"
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  9. Local IP is your computers IP.
    local start port/end port/external start/external end would all be the same port number you are port forwarding
    set protocol to "both"
    Description is whatever u want to call it "I'm a faggit" might be a good choice.
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  10. Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Out of town, buying lunch for multiple people, earning money, things Matt can't do.

    Uber eats driver?
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  11. "woke" is another one of those mainstream sheep sayings.
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  12. OR IS IT!
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  13. Can I be in it?
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  14. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Yes, you can be DTE's boyfriend. Then she falls in love with Candy after she learned she tastes just as sweet as her name suggests

    That's fine as long as I get to make sweet sweet love to DTE first...Candy can have my sloppy seconds.
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  15. At lunchtime I bought a hard to find PCMIA floppy drive for a vintage laptop from Value Village for $1.51. I've sold a couple of these before and they go for $60-80....so a profit of about $53 minimum (minus ebay and paypal fees) for 2 mins looking around value village on me lunch break.

    on top of that I've obviously made my daily salary which I'm not going to reveal as I hate to see grown men cry.
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  16. You're first mistake of course is worrying about how much money you've made today instead of how many lives you have touched positively today.
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  17. Originally posted by Fonaplats We do the normal positions.
    Missionary, doggy, face sitting.


    You had to go an mention the poor dog.
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  18. Originally posted by park police They said Osama Bin Laden was also not a real person. It's possible. That is kind of smart though, to not be recorded at all.

    None of us are real, we are all part of a simulation.
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  19. I heard one of the main symptoms is copy/pasting.
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  20. Not only do you carry your weight well you carry all aspects of yourself well.
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