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The incredible edible egg

  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Hey guys, anyone here like eggs? I bought 16 eggs the other day at wally world and I think it was like only 1.50 for 16 or something which is really good considering I've heard in the 70's it was only 75cents, so its one of the only things that hasnt sky rocketed in price.

    But yeah I love eggs every saturday I would cook eggs and steak for my gf and I but I haven't done that in awhile. But last night I decided to hard boil 12 eggs.. while they were boiling i made 2 fried aggs and ate them then I ate 4 of the hard boiled eggs with mayo and crystals hott sauce, damn good! but I smelled worse than a knockneed mule on tuesday that ate all the eggs, even my cat was like "hey pappy you doin alright u kinda smell like an egg farm lol"

    But yeah I felt like cool hand luke eating all those eggs. they were just so good, whats your favorite way to eat eggs?

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I like egg.
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    I have a boiled egg every morning before heading out to work smothered in salt and pepper. That's enough to keep me going till dinner.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    English muffin bottom
    1 piece of bacon cut in half with the pieces side by side
    1 babby sausage Patty
    1 piece of American cheese
    1 power scrambled egg
    English muffin top
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ English muffin bottom
    1 piece of bacon cut in half with the pieces side by side
    1 babby sausage Patty
    1 piece of American cheese
    1 power scrambled egg
    English muffin top

    Damn thats sounds hella damn legit
  6. #6
    Originally posted by mmQ English muffin bottom


    Right here big boy.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Right here big boy.

    Would you be so kind as to allow me to squirt an entire bottle of cheez-whiz up your asshole as I slowly push the bottle inside of you?
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol
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    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Eggs are actually a single cell. They're the largest single cells you will find.

    They're commonly used for virus production, such as for use in vaccines, since they are so big and cheap.

    Watching chicks hatch out from eggs is very interesting and worthwhile.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting Eggs are actually a single cell. They're the largest single cells you will find.

    They're commonly used for virus production, such as for use in vaccines, since they are so big and cheap.

    Watching chicks hatch out from eggs is very interesting and worthwhile.

    hey that place is in the vid is in dublin, ever been there? looks good.

    and yeah my mom and dad are parrot ranchers so I've seen them hatch and be hand fed, even some of them take their last croak, but birds are interesting, just kinda hard to believe they came from dinosaurs, seems a little far fetched.

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    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby hey that place is in the vid is in dublin, ever been there? looks good.

    It's not actually in Dublin, it's in a medium sized town a little bit away from me. I have eaten there before, but that was a few years ago.
  12. #12
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Hey guys, anyone here like eggs? I bought 16 eggs the other day at wally world and I think it was like only 1.50 for 16 or something which is really good considering I've heard in the 70's it was only 75cents, so its one of the only things that hasnt sky rocketed in price.

    But yeah I love eggs every saturday I would cook eggs and steak for my gf and I but I haven't done that in awhile. But last night I decided to hard boil 12 eggs.. while they were boiling i made 2 fried aggs and ate them then I ate 4 of the hard boiled eggs with mayo and crystals hott sauce, damn good! but I smelled worse than a knockneed mule on tuesday that ate all the eggs, even my cat was like "hey pappy you doin alright u kinda smell like an egg farm lol"

    But yeah I felt like cool hand luke eating all those eggs. they were just so good, whats your favorite way to eat eggs?


    Good deal, but those chickens I'm sure you know, are treated very badly. I agree about the cryptozoology shit though, as I have been directly involved in it myself
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    ^jerk off gesture.
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    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by DontTellEm ^jerk off gesture.

    What's for dinner, Fat Girl?
  15. #15
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Ur grandma. Give her a hose down, & leggo.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting It's not actually in Dublin, it's in a medium sized town a little bit away from me. I have eaten there before, but that was a few years ago.

    gotcha i figured, they do the same stuff here.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I have a boiled egg every morning before heading out to work smothered in salt and pepper. That's enough to keep me going till dinner.

    Just 1 until noon or dinner after work?
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Eggs are good.

    I like scrambled.
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer....................... eggs as well as milk are the most ideal food source for humans.

    Not cows milk.
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