2020-07-20 at 8:22 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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If you anonymously send your girl some flowers to her workplace and she doesn’t bring them back home it means she cheating
Also
If you take your girls phone and text her best friend saying “I’m pregnant”, and you get a reply saying “by who?” it means she cheating
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2020-07-20 at 8:25 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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LPT: Never tell a chick your real name, because if she ever gets pregnant, you can just move to Bulgaria and she'll never find you.
2020-07-20 at 10:08 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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What the hell has Bulgaria got to do this this
2020-07-21 at 12:25 AM UTC
More like insecure lame tips.
2020-07-21 at 2:03 AM UTC
Originally posted by Grylls
Are you 12 years old?
If so, are you interested?
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2020-07-23 at 9:57 PM UTC
These are actually pretty legitimate tings 2 check 4
2020-07-23 at 10:17 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Ye more pro tips cumming soon
2020-07-24 at 2:20 PM UTC
Originally posted by Grylls
If you anonymously send your girl some flowers to her workplace and she doesn’t bring them back home it means she cheating
Back in Jolly old England my g/f of the time (and her stupid friend) sent me an anonymous valentines day card and flowers and signed it "you know who" as a joke (but as your comment probably trying to entrap me). I took it home and showed it to her and she said "So who do you think it was from?"
I said "probably Vicky"..who was the girl I dated before her and who she hated as she always thought I only went out with her on the rebound (which was the case really but I never confirmed that).
She went absolutely apeshit "Why would you think it's from that slag!!!" etc, a few plates were broken that day...almost as bad as the time I called her "vicky" during an argument.
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2020-07-24 at 2:26 PM UTC
Dumbass.
lol
Did you call her "Vicky" when you were boning her too?
