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Posts That Were Thanked by Soyboy

  1. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING Lots of times I've seen people who I know as individuals being accused of being alts of each other. There's a really stupid alt-paranoia going on here sometimes.

    I got accused of being an alt when I started posting, but it was by TDR, who sees spectral behind every name.


    I get a kick out of the word enhancement being applied to your name in quotes. always.
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  2. Ghost Black Hole
    Heres a pic of me.

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  3. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    §m£ÂgØL can't stay out of this thread. He acts like he could care less, while simultaneously rapidly refreshing the page for updates from his former lover.

    He's infatuated with her.

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  4. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    This forum is an intellectual powerhouse. I have referenced many posts in academic literature
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  5. ill talk to you hydro and so will hts
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  6. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    If you start beta-orbiting -mal- i'll be dissapoint Soy.
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  7. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING To be quite honest most of the supposed guys here actually are a bunch of creeps.

    We also hate jedis.
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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    daily too



    .
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  9. Anandonado repasado Tequila or Qui. Bullet or Jack Daniels or Wild Turkey 101 for whiskey. Whatever Vodka people pick. Sake from the asian markets around here. Wine is exclusively Trader Joe’s. New Belgium Trippel or New Belgium Rebel IPA. Veuve Clicout if it’s a special occasion like New Years or an anniversary.
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  10. I’ll edit it.
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  11. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    To better understand what kind of community you're coming from, I have just a few questions:

    What was your motivation for posting on DH originally?
    How would you describe your interactions there?
    What would you say was most valued in your community?
    What were the most rewarding moments in your posting career?
    How many walkers have you killed?
    How many people have you killed?
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  12. Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
    We all niggasin.space now.
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  13. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Open borders for Israel
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  14. Originally posted by A College Professor why would someone make alts


    More alts means more food stamps...come on nigga.
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  15. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    why would someone make alts
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  16. Lanny Bird of Courage
    fuck the police, being a fat fuck is a great way to express your disdain for your society. You know like when you put on your shittiest clothes to go meet someone as a way of being like "yeah, I don't need to make a good impression on you"? It's like that, but constantly, where every moment of every day you look around and say "look you cunts, stare at my disgusting bloated body, this is how much I care about you". Being fit is caring, being fat is saying I care more about my shitty diet and low-effort lifestyle than looking good or living a long time.

    Every day I walk past two gyms on my way home, I look at the people there, literally running in place for an hour, for what? To eek out a few more years of their miserable reprehensible existence built on the back of exploitation of others? To get laid and continue their legacy of soullessness? I laugh at them, while they use thousand dollar machines designed to do things we no longer need to do I revel in hedonistic opulence and wear the badge my lifestyle bestows upon me proudly. Because fuck exercise, fuck dieting, fuck the healthcare system my diseased vessel will burden, and fuck the miserable fuck who has the misfortune to look upon me.
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  17. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian As an actual human being (albeit somewhat crippled in spirit and existence due to my devilish environment), I do not appreciate not being able to live like a human being among other human beings.

    You're surrounded by actual human beings though. They just suck. Humans have always sucked.

    There is no prescribed "human being way of living". You're just salty that the traditions you respect aren't being respected by other human beings. And uhh... that's a sentiment as old as time.

    Kill yourself. UwU
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  18. Retribution Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Dfg Of the girls I bang, but I stopped since GF does't like it. Plus it gets boring after a while.

    https://imgur.com/a/4c9Po

    https://imgur.com/a/34xTq

    https://imgur.com/a/e8XJd

    https://imgur.com/a/f6Tkg


    None of the girls are recent, I used to post them on reddit. I do wish the girl I banged I took pictures of her, she had a great pussy.

    I can confidently say that you're lying

    Females have no reason to consent to sex with you or let you take pornographic pictures of them. You're just objectively too low status and you have nothing to offer any woman

    You also gave too many unprompted explanations, e.g. "my current gf won't let me" and "I got bored of it" as a plausible excuse as to why you couldn't provide more pictures or take specific requests, and "I used to post them on Reddit" to cover for your lies if anyone comes across these same images elsewhere from another source on the internet

    Nobody asked

    You don't even have a girlfriend
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  19. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    "Weed is harmless for the brain"
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  20. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Once upon a time I lived undercover for an independent ethnographer in a squat on the outskirts of London for two months with a bunch of hippies (actual hippies who were self-sufficient, growing their own food, dumpster diving, guided group meditation, "you're so unplugged dude", hairy armpits and hairy legs on the 8/10s, pungent body odour, no electricity or technology, dmt every other day, weekly outdoor raves, etc). I was fascinated about the fact that I did not sympathise with their worldviews at all. I adopted their lifestyle. I tried to adopt their language. I was just so unplugged, dude. But it was actually around this time I decided I wanted to run my own business and become a ruthless capitalist further down the line. Naturally, about two weeks in, they did not really take me "seriously" as one would call it. They were suspicious of my motives, why I was there, how I showed up out of nowhere with no vouch. But hippies are fucking hippies, so they let me stay.

    One night, after somehow hitch hiking it back to the outskirts of the city after an outdoor rave held north of the city, I lost the group. I thought to myself that it was my chance to quickly go home for one night and finally have a warm bath, a nice meal, a pleasant sleep. I finally made it home by train and it was good.

    The next morning, I went on Zoklet. I hadn't posted in weeks, so I wanted to catch up and see what was going on. Toothlessjoe was still trying to become a mod. Something about Raptor Ribs pretending to live with Silverfuck. 3 unread PMs from Vizier. And then I saw it. In the religion and spirituality subforum. A post from Obbe. Seemingly trivial, ignored even. I don't remember what it said. I just remember that it was by Obbe - and I remember how it made me feel.

    I dressed back up in my dirty, shitty, hippie clothes, made sure not to trim my fucked up beard, messed my hair up with cheap, shitty clay, resisted the urge to put on any sort of antiperspirant and made my way back to the squat, Obbe's words still lingering in the back of my head. Who was this guy, really? Why did he seem to get me and my situation right now? Nah, nah, fuck this guy, I thought to myself. Just fuck off.

    I went back to the squat and everybody greeted me, asking me what happened, where I went, where I stayed. I shrugged my shoulders, mumbled something about tripping too hard and falling asleep in the woods somewhere before making my way here. Nobody really cared, they just nodded half-heartedly and resumed what they were doing. And then Obbe's post came to the forefront of my consciousness. And I said his words. It was a one-liner post, easy to memorise. And I said his words triumphantly.

    Suddenly, the entire group began to smile at me, a few even standing up to hug me emphatically, one of them slapping my back hard like I finally "got it", like I was finally part of the group. One or two even cheered. One of the girls made me a daisy chain and one guy gave me extra mashed potatoes later that evening. My active participant observation (the most valid aspect of ethnography) was now fully integrated with the subjects.

    Needless to say, I was paid very well by my employer after I wrote my 10,000 word report on how this off-the-grid, eco-friendly community lived. I had several eye-opening experiences. I did many high quality drugs (for free). I made friends. I got laid (smelly). But none of this would have happened without Obbe's insight into the human condition. So I want to take this time to thank you, Obbe, for your contribution to my life. May your soul live on for eternity.
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