I manage a franchise of a major shoe company in a large retail space out of Chicago. Lately, my high-paying customers will not shut up about the new Nike Air. They want pairs for their whole extended families, and I need to purchase in serious volume.
In the past, I worked with your saleswoman Karen, and we had a positive business relationship. That is a valuable thing, in this market. Can you please get me Karen?
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
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stay clear of chicks with fibromyalgia cuz they love to bitch bout there hips hurting when you have em bent in half or when ur pullin their hair or have a foot on their head whilst fuckin em
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Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING
I've fucked black girls, but coal burners are trash.
This sounds like an above average Bill Krozby story.
yeah i've fucked black chicks too but coal burners suck. I asked this girl a few weeks ago if her son was half black and she got highly defensive and asked me "who fucking cares" and I said "obviously not his dad"
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What's weird is that I am unaware of a single normal gay person on totse.
We had guys who fucked their dogs, guys who masturbated using their cats, guys who seduced old rich white women to scam them, bisexuals, I think a couple of asexuals, lots of transexuals, and probably lots else, but I can remember no normal gay people there.
Yggdrasil on Zoklet was very gay. Smart guy, I'd bet money he's cracking heads in Washington these days. I'd probably fuck him.
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